{"id":542413,"date":"2010-04-23T14:50:10","date_gmt":"2010-04-23T18:50:10","guid":{"rendered":"tag:ronkayela.com,2010:\/\/1.1058"},"modified":"2010-04-23T17:02:18","modified_gmt":"2010-04-23T21:02:18","slug":"there-is-no-joy-in-city-hall-mighty-tony-has-struck-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/542413","title":{"rendered":"There Is No Joy in City Hall &#8212; Mighty Tony Has Struck Out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        <b>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Mighty Tony at the Bat<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; From a million throats and more there rose a lusty yell;<br \/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; It rumbled through the Valley, it rattled in the basin;<br \/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; It knocked upon the mountain and recoiled out to the east,<br \/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; For Tony, mighty Tony, was advancing to the bat. <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; There was ease in Tony&#8217;s manner as he sang his song of solar power;<br \/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; There was Measure B upon his lips, and green in all his words,.<br \/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; And when, responding to the jeers, he swiftly filed suit,<br \/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; No voter still could doubt that greed was at the heart. <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; And when the votes were tallied, shouts of joy erupted in the air,<br \/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; As Tony stood a-watching in haughty grandeur there.<br \/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; His smirk of certainty faded as the shock became so clear,<br \/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &#8220;That ain&#8217;t our style. Strike one,&#8221; the voters blared. <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Without a hint of shame great Tony said, &#8220;So what?&#8221;<br \/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; And took his place at bat again and ignoring the rising tumult,<br \/>&nbsp;&nbsp; ;He took a second swing with the Son of B, <br \/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The frightened 15 took heed of the uproar, and said &#8220;Strike two.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The sneer is fixed on Tony&#8217;s lip, his teeth are clenched in hate;<br \/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; He calls on Austin for advice on how to shake the money tree,.<br \/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down their pants,<br \/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; We shall get all the green they got, he proudly tells his boss<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Oh, somewhere in this troubled town the sun is shining bright;<br \/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,<br \/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;<br \/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; But there is no joy in City Hall &#8212; mighty Tony has struck out. <br \/> <input id=\"gwProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/><!--Session data--><input onclick=\"jsCall();\" id=\"jsProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/><\/p>\n<div id=\"refHTML\"><\/div>\n<p><b>The moral of this poem, is not to be so very arrogant &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Casey_at_the_Bat\">Wikipedia<\/a><br \/><\/b><i><br \/>(With apologies to Ernest Thayer)<\/i><b><br \/><\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Mighty Tony at the Bat &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; From a million throats and more there rose a lusty yell;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; It rumbled through the Valley, it rattled in the basin;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; It knocked upon the mountain and recoiled out to the east,&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; For Tony, mighty Tony, was advancing to the bat. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; There was ease in Tony&#8217;s manner [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4290,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-542413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4290"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=542413"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542413\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=542413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=542413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=542413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}