{"id":542800,"date":"2010-04-25T12:15:58","date_gmt":"2010-04-25T16:15:58","guid":{"rendered":"tag:consumerist.com,2010:\/\/1.10004950"},"modified":"2010-04-25T12:09:02","modified_gmt":"2010-04-25T16:09:02","slug":"dominos-you-got-30-minutes-not-a-guarantee-but-a-challenge-to-customers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/542800","title":{"rendered":"Domino&#8217;s: &#8220;You Got 30 Minutes&#8221; Not A Guarantee But A &#8220;Challenge&#8221; To Customers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/consumerist.com\/assets_c\/2010\/04\/dominossmall-thumb-250x340-39687.jpg\">         <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/consumerist.com\/assets_c\/2010\/04\/4-25-2010%2012-01-24%20PM-thumb-546x729-39686.jpg\">         <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/consumerist.com\/assets_c\/2010\/04\/4-25-2010%2011-59-20%20AM-thumb-250x340-39685.jpg\">         <\/p>\n<p>Reader W. sends in an awkward sign that he saw behind the counter at Domino&#8217;s. It instructs delivery people on how to deal with a customer that thinks the &#8220;You Got 30 Minutes&#8221; slogan means that Domino&#8217;s has a delivery guarantee. They don&#8217;t, of course, because making pizza delivery people drive like crazy to make a deadline is unsafe. Instead, they explain that the slogan is a &#8220;challenge not for us, but for our CUSTOMERS. A challenge for them to be ready. A challenge for them to be hone in time. A challenge to be fully dressed.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the sign. We would like to suggest that the idea that the phrase &#8220;You Got 30 Minutes&#8221; could be interpreted by anyone as instructions to make sure your pants are on in 30 minutes is a little silly, but we can also understand how important pants are in this situation:<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"4-25-2010 12-01-24 PM.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/consumerist.com\/4-25-2010%2012-01-24%20PM.jpg\" width=\"546\" height=\"729\" class=\"mt-image-none\" style=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reader W. sends in an awkward sign that he saw behind the counter at Domino&#8217;s. It instructs delivery people on how to deal with a customer that thinks the &#8220;You Got 30 Minutes&#8221; slogan means that Domino&#8217;s has a delivery guarantee. They don&#8217;t, of course, because making pizza delivery people drive like crazy to make [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4513,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-542800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4513"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=542800"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542800\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=542800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=542800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=542800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}