{"id":544397,"date":"2010-04-27T10:04:54","date_gmt":"2010-04-27T14:04:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/roissy.wordpress.com\/?p=5495"},"modified":"2010-04-27T10:04:54","modified_gmt":"2010-04-27T14:04:54","slug":"the-ultimate-shit-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/544397","title":{"rendered":"The Ultimate Shit Test"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Commenter Jcut wrote:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Roissy, I almost vomited watching this video today:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ted.com\/talks\/lang\/eng\/eve_ensler_embrace_your_inner_girl.html\" >http:\/\/www.ted.com\/talks\/lang\/eng\/eve_ensler_embrace_your_inner_girl.html<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Let us all be aware our sinister enemies who lurk about, skulking in the distance.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Are feminist calls to embrace our inner girl just a giant, society-wide shit test to brand the betas with a big red B so they can be more easily identified, and thus sexually ostracized? Because any man who takes up the call to &#8220;embrace his inner girl&#8221; will disqualify himself as a sexual interest to not only normal, healthy women, but to feminists as well.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of ultimate shit tests, here&#8217;s one I had the pleasure of receiving recently:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Could you do me a favor and hold my drink for me while I call my friend?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The worst shit tests are never the obvious ones; they are sneaky like thieves in the night, pickpocketing your balls without you even realizing it. Beware the &#8220;could you do me a favor&#8221; expression. It is designed to entrap even the most vigilant men. It will require an absolutely rock solid belief in your value as a high quality man to resist the temptation to answer the siren call of &#8220;do me a favor&#8221;. After all, a man would have to be a low down dirty scoundrel to not do a favor for a girl, right?<\/p>\n<p>Now that she&#8217;s breached your defenses by asking for a favor, she can land the killing blow to your balls with the beta bait request. I don&#8217;t care how sweetly she asks or how harmless you think your accommodation, DO NOT EVER hold a girl&#8217;s drink for her on the first night you meet her. The act of holding her drink so she can make a call\/go to the bathroom\/rifle through her purse for lipstick, no matter the innocent intentions behind the asking of it, will register in her hindbrain as the humiliating posture of a beta chump. She may consciously respect your chivalry, but underneath, her id is playing word association by scratching your name next to a picture of a tiny, limp dick on the walls of her nerve center.<\/p>\n<p>Remember, the worst\/best shit tests are those that FOOL THE GIRL herself. If she doesn&#8217;t even know what she&#8217;s doing, how will *you* know when she&#8217;s weighing your stones? The &#8220;hold my drink&#8221; shit test frequently falls into this category of &#8220;subliminal but deadly&#8221;. She may honestly need you to hold her drink. But you still shouldn&#8217;t do it.<\/p>\n<p>So how to respond to the SBD shit test? I&#8217;ve found that edgy humor works well.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Whoa, it&#8217;s usually a good idea to wait until the second date before asking a guy to be your personal assistant.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A cool girl will laugh at this and find a place to put down her drink, or forget about calling her friend to focus on talking with you. An uncool girl will make a face, or double down on asking you to hold her drink. Don&#8217;t break. Hold your ground. Capitulating to a shit test is bad enough; capitulating to a shit test you had called out is worse.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily, most girls know better than to ask a man who isn&#8217;t a boyfriend to hold a drink. And of those girls who don&#8217;t know better, and who give you grief for not cooperating, well&#8230; why would you want to be with a bitch like that?<\/p>\n<p>Filed under: <a href='http:\/\/roissy.wordpress.com\/category\/beta\/'>Beta<\/a>, <a href='http:\/\/roissy.wordpress.com\/category\/culture\/'>Culture<\/a>, <a href='http:\/\/roissy.wordpress.com\/category\/game\/'>Game<\/a>, <a href='http:\/\/roissy.wordpress.com\/category\/ugly-truths\/'>Ugly Truths<\/a>  <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/gocomments\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5495\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/comments\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5495\/\" \/><\/a> <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/godelicious\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5495\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/delicious\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5495\/\" \/><\/a> <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/gostumble\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5495\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/stumble\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5495\/\" \/><\/a> <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/godigg\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5495\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/digg\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5495\/\" \/><\/a> <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/goreddit\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5495\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/reddit\/roissy.wordpress.com\/5495\/\" \/><\/a> <img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/stats.wordpress.com\/b.gif?host=roissy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=756873&#038;post=5495&#038;subd=roissy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Commenter Jcut wrote: Roissy, I almost vomited watching this video today: http:\/\/www.ted.com\/talks\/lang\/eng\/eve_ensler_embrace_your_inner_girl.html Let us all be aware our sinister enemies who lurk about, skulking in the distance. Are feminist calls to embrace our inner girl just a giant, society-wide shit test to brand the betas with a big red B so they can be more [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6370,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-544397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/544397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6370"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=544397"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/544397\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=544397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=544397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=544397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}