{"id":545971,"date":"2010-04-28T10:18:32","date_gmt":"2010-04-28T14:18:32","guid":{"rendered":"tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d834519bc269e2013480345e56970c"},"modified":"2010-04-28T10:18:32","modified_gmt":"2010-04-28T14:18:32","slug":"cheez-it-waits-around-forever-for-sophomoric-cheese-to-grow-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/545971","title":{"rendered":"Cheez-It waits around forever for sophomoric cheese to grow up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object height=\"205\" style=\"margin: 0pt 8pt 0pt 0px; float: left;\" width=\"330\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ON-bd5aMiXw&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18&amp;showinfo=0\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" height=\"205\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ON-bd5aMiXw&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18&amp;showinfo=0\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"330\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Who knew cheese could be this obnoxious? In this spot from agency Leo Burnett for Kellogg&#8217;s Cheez-It brand, an immature round of cheese pokes fun at his &quot;cheese-searcher.&quot; &quot;Knock knock.&quot; &quot;Who&#8217;s there?&quot; the man asks. &quot;Interrupting cheese.&quot; &quot;Interrup\u2026&quot; &quot;Cheese!!!&quot; (&quot;Should&#8217;ve seen that one coming,&quot; the cheese-searcher says patiently.) Point is, not all snack crackers are made with properly mature cheese. (Imagine what would have happened if this juvenile wheel got harvested early.) Luckily for the cheese-searcher, his pupil finally comes around and one day says, &quot;Morning, sir. Beautiful day, isn&#8217;t it?&quot; Check mark. This cheese is ready. Yum yum.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014Posted by Elaine Wong<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who knew cheese could be this obnoxious? In this spot from agency Leo Burnett for Kellogg&#8217;s Cheez-It brand, an immature round of cheese pokes fun at his &quot;cheese-searcher.&quot; &quot;Knock knock.&quot; &quot;Who&#8217;s there?&quot; the man asks. &quot;Interrupting cheese.&quot; &quot;Interrup\u2026&quot; &quot;Cheese!!!&quot; (&quot;Should&#8217;ve seen that one coming,&quot; the cheese-searcher says patiently.) Point is, not all snack crackers are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3984,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-545971","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/545971","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3984"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=545971"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/545971\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=545971"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=545971"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=545971"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}