{"id":547725,"date":"2010-04-29T21:20:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-30T01:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"Gizmodo-5527660"},"modified":"2010-04-29T21:20:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-30T01:20:00","slug":"the-better-marriage-blanket-dampens-farts-to-save-lives-relationships-what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/547725","title":{"rendered":"The Better Marriage Blanket Dampens Farts to Save Lives Relationships [What]"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: left; padding-right: 10px;\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<!--  div style=\"background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 160px; padding: 1px;\"><a title=\"Click here to read The Better Marriage Blanket Dampens Farts to Save &lt;strike&gt;Lives&lt;\/strike&gt; Relationships\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/tag\/what\/\" style=\"background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;\"><span style=\"color: white;\" class=\"hash\">#<\/span><span style=\"color: white;\">what<\/span><\/a><\/div -->\n<div><a title=\"Click here to read The Better Marriage Blanket Dampens Farts to Save &lt;strike&gt;Lives&lt;\/strike&gt; Relationships\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5527660\/the-better-marriage-blanket-dampens-farts-to-save-lives-relationships\" class=\"pp_image\"><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;\" height=\"120\" width=\"160\" title=\"Click here to read The Better Marriage Blanket Dampens Farts to Save &lt;strike&gt;Lives&lt;\/strike&gt; Relationships\" alt=\"Click here to read The Better Marriage Blanket Dampens Farts to Save &lt;strike&gt;Lives&lt;\/strike&gt; Relationships\" src=\"http:\/\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/04\/160x120_bm4ej38s7hw.jpg\"\/><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"play_icon\"><\/span>\t\t\t\t\t<\/a><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p>\t\t\t\t<!-- videoId: bM4eJ38S7Hw --><!-- \/videoId: bM4eJ38S7Hw --> Is flatulence ruining your love life? 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