{"id":567188,"date":"2010-05-17T17:33:27","date_gmt":"2010-05-17T21:33:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/climateprogress.org\/?p=25359"},"modified":"2010-05-17T17:33:27","modified_gmt":"2010-05-17T21:33:27","slug":"letterman-top-ten-ways-bp-can-help-its-image","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/567188","title":{"rendered":"Letterman: Top ten ways BP can help its image"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>More oily humor from Dave:<br \/>\n<span id=\"more-25359\"><\/span><br \/>\n<object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.cbs.com\/e\/bVo9WpoQyiQKCHrCicS___z1yofiF636\/cbs\/2\/\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cbs.com\/e\/bVo9WpoQyiQKCHrCicS___z1yofiF636\/cbs\/2\/\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>10. Change &#8220;BP&#8221; from &#8220;British Petroleum&#8221; to &#8220;Bunnies and Puppies.&#8221;<br \/>\n9. Scrap the snotty British accents.<br \/>\n8. Cry on &#8220;Oprah.&#8221;<br \/>\n7. Take a page from AFLAC. New mascot: wise-cranking oil-soaked duck.<br \/>\n6. Find Bin Laden.<br \/>\n5. Start making cookies. Who doesn&#8217;t love cookies?<br \/>\n4. What&#8217;s wrong with our image?<br \/>\n3. Switch from &#8220;Drill Baby Drill&#8221; to &#8220;Help Daddy Help.&#8221;<br \/>\n2. Instead of their image, maybe they can focus on fixing the damn leak!<br \/>\n1. For goodness sakes, get Iron Man to do something! (CBS, 5\/17).<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Related Posts:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Permanent Link to David Letterman: Top Ten BP  Excuses\" rel=\"bookmark\" href=\"http:\/\/climateprogress.org\/2010\/05\/04\/david-letterman-top-ten-bp-excuses\/\">Top Ten BP Excuses<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Permanent Link to David Letterman: Top Ten  Surprises at the Senate Oil Spill Hearings\" rel=\"bookmark\" href=\"http:\/\/climateprogress.org\/2010\/05\/13\/david-letterman-top-ten-surprises-at-the-senate-oil-spill-hearings\/\">Top Ten  Surprises at the Senate Oil Spill Hearings<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Permanent Link to As seen on David Letterman!   (In my   defense, this is \u201cOdd day\u201d)\" rel=\"bookmark\" href=\"http:\/\/climateprogress.org\/2009\/05\/07\/david-letterman-climate-change-odd-day\/\">As   seen on David Letterman!  (In my  defense, this is \u201cOdd day\u201d)<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More oily humor from Dave: 10. Change &#8220;BP&#8221; from &#8220;British Petroleum&#8221; to &#8220;Bunnies and Puppies.&#8221; 9. Scrap the snotty British accents. 8. Cry on &#8220;Oprah.&#8221; 7. Take a page from AFLAC. New mascot: wise-cranking oil-soaked duck. 6. Find Bin Laden. 5. Start making cookies. Who doesn&#8217;t love cookies? 4. What&#8217;s wrong with our image? 3. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":687,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-567188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/687"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=567188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=567188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=567188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=567188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}