{"id":568302,"date":"2010-05-18T08:40:29","date_gmt":"2010-05-18T12:40:29","guid":{"rendered":"Gizmodo-5541463"},"modified":"2010-05-18T08:40:29","modified_gmt":"2010-05-18T12:40:29","slug":"adobe-crash-reports-make-us-rue-the-day-we-got-married-too-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/568302","title":{"rendered":"Adobe Crash Reports Make Us Rue The Day We Got Married, Too [Humor]"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: left; padding-right: 10px;\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<!--  div style=\"background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 160px; padding: 1px;\"><a title=\"Click here to read Adobe Crash Reports Make Us Rue The Day We Got Married, Too\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/tag\/humor\/\" style=\"background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;\"><span style=\"color: white;\" class=\"hash\">#<\/span><span style=\"color: white;\">humor<\/span><\/a><\/div -->\n<div><a title=\"Click here to read Adobe Crash Reports Make Us Rue The Day We Got Married, Too\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5541463\/adobe-crash-reports-make-us-rue-the-day-we-got-married-too\" class=\"pp_image\"><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;\" height=\"120\" width=\"160\" title=\"Click here to read Adobe Crash Reports Make Us Rue The Day We Got Married, Too\" alt=\"Click here to read Adobe Crash Reports Make Us Rue The Day We Got Married, Too\" src=\"http:\/\/cache-01.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/05\/160x120_adobe-crash.jpg\"\/><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p>\t\t\t\tIf you&#8217;ve never seen <a href=\"http:\/\/log.maniacalrage.net\/tagged\/cs4cr\">Garrett Murray&#8217;s comical Adobe crash reports,<\/a> do yourself a favor and check out this one at least. 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