{"id":568956,"date":"2010-05-18T12:04:54","date_gmt":"2010-05-18T16:04:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crunchgear.com\/?p=158675"},"modified":"2010-05-18T12:04:54","modified_gmt":"2010-05-18T16:04:54","slug":"penthouse-%e2%80%9csmallest%e2%80%9d-watch-phone-is-neither-the-smallest-nor-related-to-penthouse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/568956","title":{"rendered":"Penthouse \u201csmallest\u201d watch phone is neither the smallest nor related to Penthouse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.crunchgear.com\/2010\/05\/18\/penthouse-smallest-watch-phone-is-neither-the-smallest-nor-related-to-penthouse\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.crunchgear.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Penthouse-Cell-Phone-Watch-Images-courtesy-Chinavasion.jpeg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Penthouse Cell Phone Watch (Images courtesy Chinavasion)\" width=\"500\" height=\"316\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-158677\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This weird monstrosity is the Penthouse watch phone. It&#8217;s creators claim that it is the &#8220;smallest&#8221; watch phone available, which is, as we see, a lie. It&#8217;s not even smaller than the crazy <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.crunchgear.com\/2010\/02\/19\/review-kempler-strauss-w-phone-watch\/\">Kempler &#038; Strauss W Phone<\/A>, another good idea gone bad. <\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s worse, this has nothing to do with Penthouse, which was my favorite magazine to furtively look at when my parents went out of the house!<\/p>\n<p><span id=\"more-158675\"><\/span><br \/>\n<A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.chinavasion.com\/product_info.php\/pName\/penthouse-cell-phone-watch-quad-band-dual-sim\/\">The phone is available here<\/A> for about $113 and at least it has real buttons as opposed to on-screen abominations. Regardless, don&#8217;t be tempted. You&#8217;ll just cry.<\/p>\n<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.ohgizmo.com\/2010\/05\/18\/monstrous-penthouse-watch-phone-somehow-claims-to-be-the-worlds-smallest\/?utm_source=feedburner&#038;utm_medium=feed&#038;utm_campaign=Feed:+Ohgizmo+(OhGizmo!)&#038;utm_content=Google+Reader\">via OhGizmo<\/A><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~at\/0wNFbLpVYxNI9l3YdNt89XEq7Fg\/0\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~at\/0wNFbLpVYxNI9l3YdNt89XEq7Fg\/0\/di\" border=\"0\" ismap=\"true\"><\/img><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~at\/0wNFbLpVYxNI9l3YdNt89XEq7Fg\/1\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~at\/0wNFbLpVYxNI9l3YdNt89XEq7Fg\/1\/di\" border=\"0\" ismap=\"true\"><\/img><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"feedflare\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/crunchgear?a=tr5Dl83KIwU:7WcUq28DtIs:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/crunchgear?i=tr5Dl83KIwU:7WcUq28DtIs:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/crunchgear?a=tr5Dl83KIwU:7WcUq28DtIs:F7zBnMyn0Lo\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/crunchgear?i=tr5Dl83KIwU:7WcUq28DtIs:F7zBnMyn0Lo\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/crunchgear?a=tr5Dl83KIwU:7WcUq28DtIs:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/crunchgear?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This weird monstrosity is the Penthouse watch phone. It&#8217;s creators claim that it is the &#8220;smallest&#8221; watch phone available, which is, as we see, a lie. It&#8217;s not even smaller than the crazy Kempler &#038; Strauss W Phone, another good idea gone bad. What&#8217;s worse, this has nothing to do with Penthouse, which was my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":701,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-568956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/568956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/701"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=568956"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/568956\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=568956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=568956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=568956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}