{"id":569882,"date":"2010-05-19T07:00:10","date_gmt":"2010-05-19T11:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.justaguything.com\/?p=7559"},"modified":"2010-05-19T07:00:10","modified_gmt":"2010-05-19T11:00:10","slug":"the-worst-songs-lapdance-songs-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/569882","title":{"rendered":"The Worst Songs Lapdance Songs Ever."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7562\" title=\"lap dance\" src=\"http:\/\/www.justaguything.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/lap-dance.jpg\" alt=\"lap dance\" width=\"500\" height=\"667\" \/><\/p>\n<p>No time to fuck around.\u00a0 Here we go:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dear Mama&#8221; by 2Pac Shakur<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Breakfast at  Tiffany&#8217;s&#8221; by Deep Blue Something (this is actually just a horrible song  to accompany anything, but it has a particularly heinous effect on my  libido)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;ve Got a Friend in Me&#8221; by Randy Newman (off of the  Toy Story Soundtrack.  However &#8220;Can You Feel the Love Tonight&#8221; by Elton  John for The Lion King is one of the absolute best songs to get a  lapdance to.  Weird.)<\/p>\n<p><span id=\"more-7559\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Brick&#8221; by Ben Folds Five<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The  Monorail Song&#8221; from The Simpsons<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen&#8221; by  Authors Unknown<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Losing My Religion&#8221; by R.E.M.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Time of  Your Life (Good Riddance)&#8221; by Green Day<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Iris&#8221; by Goo Goo Dolls  (off the City of Angels Soundtrack)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Tears in Heaven&#8221; by Eric  Clapton<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Cats in the Cradle&#8221; by Harry Chapin<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t Know  Why&#8221; by Norah Jones<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Witch Doctor&#8221; by Alvin and the Chipmunks<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Candle  in the Wind &#8216;97&#8243; by Elton John<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We Didn&#8217;t Start the Fire&#8221; by  William Joel<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Buffalo Soldier&#8221; by Bob Marley<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s What  Friends Are For&#8221; by Dionne Warwick and Friends<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s Up&#8221; by 4  Non Blondes<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The Lion Sleeps Tonight&#8221; by The Tokens<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;O-o-h  Child&#8221; by The Five Stairsteps<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;La Bamba&#8221; by Richie Valens<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Streets  of Philadelphia&#8221; by Bruce Srpingsteen<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Fire and Rain&#8221; by James  Taylor<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;End of the Road&#8221; by Boyz II Men<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;All My Life&#8221; by  KC and Jojo<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Under Pressure&#8221; by Queen with David Bowie<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Runaway  Train&#8221; by Soul Asylum<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Istanbul (Not Constantinople)&#8221; by They  Might Be Giants<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Just a Bill&#8221; from Schoolhouse Rock<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Cars&#8221;  by Gary Numan<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Beautiful&#8221; by Christina Aguilera<\/p>\n<p>Please  add additional suggestions in the comments section.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.justaguything.com\/?ak_action=api_record_view&#038;id=7559&#038;type=feed\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Related posts:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/www.justaguything.com\/the-10-worst-bachelor-party-cities\/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: The 10 Worst Bachelor Party Cities'>The 10 Worst Bachelor Party Cities<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/www.justaguything.com\/man-uses-chainsaw-to-fight-off-mountain-lion\/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Man Uses Chainsaw to Fight Off Mountain Lion'>Man Uses Chainsaw to Fight Off Mountain Lion<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/www.justaguything.com\/does-the-pope-listen-to-tupac\/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Does the Pope Listen to Tupac?'>Does the Pope Listen to Tupac?<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<div class=\"feedflare\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/justaguything?a=_-nlGGhwoQ4:1gaKRVOc7ec:D7DqB2pKExk\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/justaguything?i=_-nlGGhwoQ4:1gaKRVOc7ec:D7DqB2pKExk\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/justaguything?a=_-nlGGhwoQ4:1gaKRVOc7ec:F7zBnMyn0Lo\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/justaguything?i=_-nlGGhwoQ4:1gaKRVOc7ec:F7zBnMyn0Lo\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/justaguything?a=_-nlGGhwoQ4:1gaKRVOc7ec:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/justaguything?i=_-nlGGhwoQ4:1gaKRVOc7ec:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/justaguything?a=_-nlGGhwoQ4:1gaKRVOc7ec:gIN9vFwOqvQ\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/justaguything?i=_-nlGGhwoQ4:1gaKRVOc7ec:gIN9vFwOqvQ\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/justaguything?a=_-nlGGhwoQ4:1gaKRVOc7ec:TzevzKxY174\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/justaguything?d=TzevzKxY174\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/justaguything\/~4\/_-nlGGhwoQ4\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No time to fuck around.\u00a0 Here we go: &#8220;Dear Mama&#8221; by 2Pac Shakur &#8220;Breakfast at Tiffany&#8217;s&#8221; by Deep Blue Something (this is actually just a horrible song to accompany anything, but it has a particularly heinous effect on my libido) &#8220;You&#8217;ve Got a Friend in Me&#8221; by Randy Newman (off of the Toy Story Soundtrack. 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