{"id":570377,"date":"2010-05-19T12:38:41","date_gmt":"2010-05-19T16:38:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lazymanandmoney.com\/?p=2889"},"modified":"2010-05-19T12:38:41","modified_gmt":"2010-05-19T16:38:41","slug":"how-to-become-a-millionaire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/570377","title":{"rendered":"How to Become a Millionaire"},"content":{"rendered":"

Who hasn’t played the “if I had a million dollars<\/a>” game? If you are a fan of Office Space<\/a>, it probably comes as no surprise that I’d take the Peter Gibbons attitude (see the name of the site). Actually doing nothing would get boring after awhile I imagine.<\/p>\n

While a million dollars isn’t what it used to be<\/a>, it is a great start towards financial freedom. Most people don’t know how to become a millionaire. I believe it is an attainable goal if you follow these 5 easy steps:<\/p>\n

\"How<\/p>\n

How To Become a Millionaire<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

5. Find the elusive money-growing tree and hoard it all to yourself (But first call me and let me in on the royalties since I gave you the idea.)<\/p>\n

4. Find yourself a sugar daddy\/mama and marry them ASAP.<\/p>\n

3. Spend all your time and energy on making your life as ridiculous as possible. Then get an equally ridiculous television station to pick up your life as their newest reality show. (It worked for Jon and Kate… not so much for the balloon boy<\/a>)<\/p>\n

2. Con your friends into playing Monopoly with real money, build hotels on Boardwark and Park Place, and rig the game so that you continually land on the “Free Parking” space and collect the loot from the middle. (That is assuming you play with the rules that Free Parking actually earns you money.)<\/p>\n

You don’t like those options? Good, you shouldn’t. The chances of you securing your future and becoming a millionaire through those first four steps are about as good as Michael Jordan becoming a star in NFL now (remembers his baseball career?). Give me one more chance at proving you a path to financial freedom.<\/p>\n

1. Read the rest of this article.<\/p>\n

The beauty of the prestigious millionaire club is that there is room for all of us at the table. Everyone has power over their financial status if they focus on a few small things. Here are several simple steps that could change your life forever and help you in becoming a millionaire.<\/p>\n