{"id":571276,"date":"2010-05-19T21:30:54","date_gmt":"2010-05-20T01:30:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crunchgear.com\/?p=159004"},"modified":"2010-05-19T21:30:54","modified_gmt":"2010-05-20T01:30:54","slug":"hiide-biometrics-device-scans-pretty-much-everything%e2%80%a6-wait-at-640%c3%97480-what-year-is-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/571276","title":{"rendered":"HIIDE biometrics device scans pretty much everything\u2026 wait, at 640\u00d7480? What year is this?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.crunchgear.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/VK.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"VK\" width=\"529\" height=\"329\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-159009\" \/><br \/>\nSo I read about this portable biometric scanner (it&#8217;s been around for a while, but the Pentagon <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gizmag.com\/hiide-portable-biometric-device\/15144\/picture\/114801\/\">just ordered $10 million worth of them<\/a>) and immediately looked up <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VvpmxY4dc4c\">the first scene from <em>Blade Runner<\/em><\/a>. You know, the one with the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brmovie.com\/Encyclopedia\/UVWXYZ.HTML#Voigt-Kampff\">Voigt-Kampff machine<\/a>? Yeah, that&#8217;s pretty much this thing. Watch out, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=g-DkoGvcEBw\">replicants<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Actually, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.l1id.com\/pages\/47-hiide-?rev=true\">HIIDE <\/a>(stands for &#8220;Handheld Interagency Identity Detection Equipment&#8221;) won&#8217;t detect whether you&#8217;re a synthetic human, only whether you&#8217;re you. But it&#8217;s very thorough. It checks your iris, your face, and your fingerprints. I hope they&#8217;ll settle for two out of three, I can&#8217;t imagine it&#8217;s got a 100% hit rate on all of them, all of the time.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the crazy thing, though. This machine, supposedly state of the art, has a grand total of 256MB, that&#8217;s <em>megabytes<\/em>, of internal storage for biometric profiles. But it can store 22,000 profiles. What the hell? That leaves like 100KB for each profile. Yeah&#8230; so as it turns out, this thing takes pictures at <em>640&#215;480<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I&#8217;m not megapixel fiend &mdash; far from it &mdash; but I wouldn&#8217;t trust my identity to a thing with such mean data allocation. Seriously, it&#8217;s 2010 and our biometric scanners are taking VGA iris scans?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~at\/qHKo2dJC0v6Mv_-NpV6RCDgVrHo\/0\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~at\/qHKo2dJC0v6Mv_-NpV6RCDgVrHo\/0\/di\" border=\"0\" ismap=\"true\"><\/img><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~at\/qHKo2dJC0v6Mv_-NpV6RCDgVrHo\/1\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~at\/qHKo2dJC0v6Mv_-NpV6RCDgVrHo\/1\/di\" border=\"0\" ismap=\"true\"><\/img><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"feedflare\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/crunchgear?a=VnrXiAG98xA:UqLL8mAYWqA:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/crunchgear?i=VnrXiAG98xA:UqLL8mAYWqA:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/crunchgear?a=VnrXiAG98xA:UqLL8mAYWqA:F7zBnMyn0Lo\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/crunchgear?i=VnrXiAG98xA:UqLL8mAYWqA:F7zBnMyn0Lo\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/crunchgear?a=VnrXiAG98xA:UqLL8mAYWqA:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/crunchgear?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I read about this portable biometric scanner (it&#8217;s been around for a while, but the Pentagon just ordered $10 million worth of them) and immediately looked up the first scene from Blade Runner. You know, the one with the Voigt-Kampff machine? Yeah, that&#8217;s pretty much this thing. Watch out, replicants. Actually, the HIIDE (stands [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":944,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-571276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/944"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=571276"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571276\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=571276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=571276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=571276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}