{"id":573948,"date":"2010-05-20T22:48:39","date_gmt":"2010-05-21T02:48:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crunchgear.com\/?p=159147"},"modified":"2010-05-20T22:48:39","modified_gmt":"2010-05-21T02:48:39","slug":"don%e2%80%99t-get-caught-drinking-pop-without-a-mustache-ever-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/573948","title":{"rendered":"Don\u2019t get caught drinking pop without a mustache ever again!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nHere in Seattle these wouldn’t sell well, because pretty much everybody already has a mustache. Seriously, almost everybody. I guess the ladies might enjoy these novelty bottle-toppers — the ladies who can’t grow a decent ’stache, anyway.
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\nHere’s the thing. These aren’t actually on the market yet, they’re a prospective product that NEEDS YOUR HELP to get out there. And why shouldn’t you? Go pledge a buck or ten<\/a> for these poor sons of guns. They went through design school and this is the only thing they could come up with, so they’re trying to make money to go to a different design school. It’s a vicious cycle, I know, but what else are we supposed to do with art and design majors?<\/p>\n

Now there are green ones<\/a>, too. Haven’t seen that <\/em>before.<\/p>\n

And yeah, I say “pop.” That going to be a problem?<\/a><\/p>\n

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Here in Seattle these wouldn’t sell well, because pretty much everybody already has a mustache. Seriously, almost everybody. I guess the ladies might enjoy these novelty bottle-toppers — the ladies who can’t grow a decent ’stache, anyway. Here’s the thing. These aren’t actually on the market yet, they’re a prospective product that NEEDS YOUR HELP […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":944,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-573948","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573948","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/944"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=573948"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573948\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=573948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=573948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=573948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}