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Zombie Magazine has created a very helpful cheat sheet to help let you know what is actually going on in that head of hers when she says things like “Fine” and “Where is this relationship going?”. \u00a0Be confused no longer, men. \u00a0Original Story here<\/a>, but also reprinted below. \u00a0Enjoy.<\/p>\n \n She says:<\/strong> \u201cNothing\u2019s wrong.\u201d She says: <\/strong>\u201cFine.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n She says: <\/strong>\u201cNot tonight, Sweetheart, I have a headache.\u201d She says:<\/strong> \u201cI\u2019m sleeping with Steve.\u201d She says:<\/strong> \u201cI\u2019ll be ready in 5 minutes!\u201d She says<\/strong>: \u201cMy boss is being so mean to me today.\u201d She says:<\/strong> \u201cI\u2019m keeping the baby.\u201d She says:<\/strong> \u201cI heard a noise!\u201d She says:<\/strong> \u201cWe need to talk.\u201d She says:<\/strong> \u201cWhere is this relationship going?\u201d She says:<\/strong> \u201cDo I look fat in this?\u201d She says:<\/strong> \u201cTake me out to a fancy meal and some dancing!\u201d She says:<\/strong> \u201cHow do you feel about children?\u201d Related posts:<\/p>\n Zombie Magazine has created a very helpful cheat sheet to help let you know what is actually going on in that head of hers when she says things like “Fine” and “Where is this relationship going?”. \u00a0Be confused no longer, men. \u00a0Original Story here, but also reprinted below. \u00a0Enjoy. She says: \u201cNothing\u2019s wrong.\u201d She ACTUALLY […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6885,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-576608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6885"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=576608"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576608\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=576608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=576608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=576608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nShe ACTUALLY means: <\/strong>\u201cSomething is wrong.\u201d<\/p>\n
\nShe ACTUALLY means:<\/strong> \u201cTime for a bit of passive-aggression.\u201d<\/p>\n
\nShe ACTUALLY means:<\/strong> \u201cThe doctor called with the tests results. It\u2019s a brain tumor.\u201d<\/p>\n
\nShe ACTUALLY means:<\/strong> \u201cI\u2019m sleeping with everyone but Steve.\u201d<\/p>\n
\nShe ACTUALLY means:<\/strong> \u201cI won\u2019t even be close to ready in 5 minutes and I\u2019ll say the same thing at least 3 more times. Besides I have still have 4 dresses to choose from and 3 scarves and my makeup looks a little off and I can\u2019t believe he won\u2019t come in here and validate my wardrobe even though I haven\u2019t even hinted that I want this from him and he thinks I haven\u2019t noticed that he\u2019s getting fat, but I have and even though I say I love him no matter what, I don\u2019t and I can\u2019t wait much longer to start a family so we better start soon and I will not have my children raised by a fatty and these heels make my feet hurt but I\u2019m having a steak tonight anyway and he better have remembered to tivo \u201cLost\u201d, but I won\u2019t say anything until we get home and yell at him if he forgot and I can\u2019t remember where I left my phone and I can\u2019t believe I let him do that to me and I knew he\u2019d ask again even though he promised he just wanted to try it once.\u201d<\/p>\n
\nShe ACTUALLY means:<\/strong> \u201cIt\u2019s hard to sleep your way to the top when no one wants to bang you.\u201d<\/p>\n
\nShe ACTUALLY means:<\/strong> \u201cI\u2019m going to have an abortion but tell you your drinking caused a miscarriage.\u201d<\/p>\n
\nShe ACTUALLY means:<\/strong> \u201cHopefully whoever just broke in will rape you first. I\u2019ve always wanted to see that.\u201d<\/p>\n
\nShe ACTUALLY means:<\/strong> \u201cNow I am sleeping with Steve.\u201d<\/p>\n
\nShe ACTUALLY means:<\/strong> \u201cHave you thought about the material I sent you on penile enlargement surgery?\u201d<\/p>\n
\nShe ACTUALLY means:<\/strong> \u201cYour back hair makes me sick.\u201d<\/p>\n
\nShe ACTUALLY means:<\/strong> \u201cI\u2019ve already spoken to a divorce lawyer.\u201d<\/p>\n
\nShe ACTUALLY means:<\/strong> \u201cSteve and I are expecting twins.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
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