{"id":578231,"date":"2010-05-25T18:04:09","date_gmt":"2010-05-25T22:04:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grist.org\/article\/2010-05-25-the-7-dumbest-things-in-bps-spill-response-plan\/"},"modified":"2010-05-25T18:04:09","modified_gmt":"2010-05-25T22:04:09","slug":"the-7-dumbest-things-in-bp%e2%80%99s-spill-response-plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/578231","title":{"rendered":"The 7 dumbest things in BP\u2019s spill response plan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tby Jonathan Hiskes <\/p>\n<p>We do not live in the Gulf of Mexico, you stupid oil company.Oil companies are <em>supposed<\/em> to have spill-response plans prepared<br \/>\nbefore they begin drilling in American offshore waters. Minerals Management<br \/>\nService safety<em> <\/em>regulators are <em>supposed<\/em> to scrutinize those plans<br \/>\nbefore signing off on them. But it&#8217;s looking more and more like no one bothered to<br \/>\nread BP&#8217;s backup plan before the Deepwater Horizon rig began drilling<br \/>\n35,000 feet below the ocean&#8217;s surface.\n<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the evidence:\n<\/p>\n<p>1. BP mentions sea lions,<br \/>\nseals, sea otters, walruses in its <a href=\"http:\/\/publicintelligence.net\/bp-gulf-of-mexico-regional-oil-spill-response-plan\/\">Oil<br \/>\nSpill Response Plan<\/a> <em>for the Gulf of<br \/>\nMexico region<\/em>. The geniuses who wrote the plan either don&#8217;t know<br \/>\njack about wildlife, or they cribbed text out of a plan for the Arctic region.\n<\/p>\n<p>2. BP&#8217;s &#8220;plan&#8221; offers a <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.grist.org\/u\">Japanese home shopping site<\/a> as the link to one of its &#8220;primary<br \/>\nequipment providers for BP in the Gulf of Mexico Region [for] rapid deployment<br \/>\nof spill response resources on a 24 hour, 7 days a week basis.&#8221; Apparently the<br \/>\nsite didn&#8217;t have a 100-ton underwater containment dome in stock&#8212;it took rescue workers days<br \/>\nto build one in an early attempt to stop the leak &#8230; which failed.\n<\/p>\n<p>3. The &#8220;plan&#8221; included no<br \/>\ninformation about tracking sub-surface oil plumes from deepwater blowouts,<br \/>\nalthough more oil may be spreading below the surface than at the top.\n<\/p>\n<p>4. The &#8220;plan&#8221; includes no<br \/>\noceanic or meteorological data, despite the ocean-floor site in a hurricane-prone region.\n<\/p>\n<p>5. The &#8220;plan&#8221; directs BP<br \/>\nmedia spokespeople to never make &#8220;promises that property, ecology, or anything else<br \/>\nwill be restored to normal.&#8221; Sounds like weasely responsibility-dodging,<br \/>\nalthough this may be more honest than the company intended.\n<\/p>\n<p>6. The &#8220;plan&#8221; included no<br \/>\nmeasures for preventing disease (viruses and bacteria) transmission to captured<br \/>\nanimals in rehab facilities. This was found to be a major risk after the Exxon<br \/>\n<em>Valdez<\/em> spill, according to Public Employees for Environmental Responsibility<br \/>\n(PEER), which <a href=\"http:\/\/www.peer.org\/news\/news_id.php?row_id=1351\">analyzed<\/a> the response plan and culled these absurd lapses in common sense.\n<\/p>\n<p>7. The nearly 600 pages of<br \/>\nthe &#8220;plan&#8221; consist largely of lists, phone numbers and blank forms, according<br \/>\nto PEER Board Member Rick Steiner, a marine professor and conservationist who<br \/>\ntracked the Exxon Valdez spill.\n<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This response plan is not worth the paper it is written on,&#8221; Steiner said in a prepared statement. &#8220;Incredibly, this voluminous document never once discusses how to stop a deep<br \/>\nwater blowout even though BP has significant deep water operations in the<br \/>\nGulf.&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>Even if BP tried to craft a decent plan, all such contingency plans<br \/>\nare basically &#8220;fantasy documents,&#8221; according to Rutgers sociologist Lee Clarke,<br \/>\nwho studies disasters. &#8220;These documents let everybody get through the day,&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.grist.org\/article\/2010-05-11-disaster-contingency-plans-fantasy-documents-big-spills-bp\">he<br \/>\ntold Grist<\/a>. &#8220;They provide comfort that risks are under control. The plans<br \/>\nare based on assumptions that you can control the uncontrollable, and the truth<br \/>\nis there&#8217;s nothing much that can be done.&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>Good times, huh? If the giant bleeding gash in the earth has you bummed out, go check out some <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.grist.org\/article\/2010-05-24-10-ways-to-kick-the-offshore-oil-habit\/\">constructive responses<\/a>.\n<\/p>\n<p>(Big hat tip to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.peer.org\/\">PEER<\/a> for its work.)\n<\/p>\n<p><strong>Related Links:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.grist.org\/article\/2010-05-24-bp-oil-spill-videos\/\">The gulf oil spill in video<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.grist.org\/article\/2010-05-25-bp-gears-up-for-top-kill-to-plug-oil-leak-despite-doubts\/\">BP gears up for &#8216;top kill&#8217; to plug oil leak, despite doubts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.grist.org\/article\/2010-05-25-is-the-gulf-oil-spill-spinning-out-of-control\/\">Is the Gulf oil spill spinning out of control?<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\t\t\t<br clear=\"both\" style=\"clear: both;\"\/><br \/>\n<br clear=\"both\" style=\"clear: both;\"\/><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/ads.pheedo.com\/click.phdo?s=877794663fb048dc4c85a4fa3ed08617&#038;p=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: 0;\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/ads.pheedo.com\/img.phdo?s=877794663fb048dc4c85a4fa3ed08617&#038;p=1\"\/><\/a><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"0\" width=\"0\" border=\"0\" style=\"display:none\" src=\"http:\/\/a.triggit.com\/px?u=pheedo&#038;rtv=News&#038;rtv=p29804&#038;rtv=f18590\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"0\" width=\"0\" border=\"0\" style=\"display:none\" src=\"http:\/\/pixel.quantserve.com\/pixel\/p-8bUhLiluj0fAw.gif?labels=pub.29804.rss.News.18590,cat.News.rss\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Jonathan Hiskes We do not live in the Gulf of Mexico, you stupid oil company.Oil companies are supposed to have spill-response plans prepared before they begin drilling in American offshore waters. Minerals Management Service safety regulators are supposed to scrutinize those plans before signing off on them. But it&#8217;s looking more and more like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":765,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-578231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/578231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/765"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=578231"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/578231\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=578231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=578231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=578231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}