{"id":581854,"date":"2010-05-27T14:15:19","date_gmt":"2010-05-27T18:15:19","guid":{"rendered":"tag:consumerist.com,2010:\/\/1.10007129"},"modified":"2010-05-27T14:18:41","modified_gmt":"2010-05-27T18:18:41","slug":"how-to-score-a-free-thong-from-american-apparel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/581854","title":{"rendered":"How To Score A Free Thong From American Apparel"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Are you in the need for some butt floss but don’t have the extra cash to buy a new thong? You’re in luck, because American Apparel is now handing out thongs for free!<\/p>\n

All you have to do is A) be over the age of 13 (and isn’t that a bit young to be thonging it?) and B) sign up for the American Apparel mailing list on their web site.<\/p>\n

Upon signing up for the mailing list, you’ll get a follow-up e-mail where you can tell them your size (available in XS to XL) and where the thong needs to be shipped.<\/p>\n

If you’re in a rush, you might want to scrape up some cash because it will take a couple of weeks for your shiny, new, barely there undies to arrive.<\/p>\n

American Apparel Newsletter Sign Up Form<\/a> [via WalletPop<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Are you in the need for some butt floss but don’t have the extra cash to buy a new thong? You’re in luck, because American Apparel is now handing out thongs for free! All you have to do is A) be over the age of 13 (and isn’t that a bit young to be thonging […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5519,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-581854","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581854","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5519"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=581854"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581854\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=581854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=581854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=581854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}