{"id":642516,"date":"2013-02-15T01:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-02-15T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.naturalnews.com\/039100_Carnival_cruise_cleansing_Law_of_Attraction.html"},"modified":"2013-02-15T01:00:00","modified_gmt":"2013-02-15T06:00:00","slug":"carnival-cruise-lines-president-urges-triumph-passengers-to-stop-being-so-negative-about-their-unforgettable-cruise-experience","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/642516","title":{"rendered":"Carnival Cruise Lines president urges Triumph passengers to &#8216;stop being so negative&#8217; about their &#8216;unforgettable&#8217; cruise experience"},"content":{"rendered":"<table>\n<tr>\n<td><img src='http:\/\/www.naturalnews.com\/gallery\/dir\/Objects\/Toilet-Paper-Roll-Isolated.jpg' \/><\/td>\n<td valign='top'>(Satire) Carnival Cruise Lines needs to learn a lesson in public relations from the White House. First of all, never admit to any wrongdoing, even if the people you represent are knee-deep in s#!t. Cruise line customers, much like voters, are simply not qualified to&#8230;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Satire) Carnival Cruise Lines needs to learn a lesson in public relations from the White House. First of all, never admit to any wrongdoing, even if the people you represent are knee-deep in s#!t. Cruise line customers, much like voters, are simply not qualified to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-642516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/642516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=642516"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/642516\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=642516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=642516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=642516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}