{"id":642785,"date":"2013-02-18T10:50:38","date_gmt":"2013-02-18T15:50:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.webpronews.com\/?p=217255"},"modified":"2013-02-18T10:50:38","modified_gmt":"2013-02-18T15:50:38","slug":"downton-abbey-makes-patton-oswalt-want-to-set-an-arbys-on-fire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/642785","title":{"rendered":"Downton Abbey Makes Patton Oswalt Want To Set An Arby\u2019s On Fire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are a lot of people talking about Downton Abbey on Twitter today, now that PBS has run the season finale here in the U.S. While many had already seen the episode, a lot of American fans only got the opportunity to do so on Sunday. While I won&#8217;t spoil it here, suffice it to say, something big happened. <\/p>\n<p>Comedian Patton Oswalt tweeted his way through the episode on Sunday night. Below is the majority of his recap, which ends with him drinking, crying, wanting to set an Arby&#8217;s on Fire and watching the movie Battleship.<strong> Beware of spoilers and language if you&#8217;re easily offended.<\/strong> <\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Okay, here we go&#8230;Sorry I&#8217;m late.<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303372477789270016\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Okay, this scene between the new maid and Sybil&#8217;s widowed husband is Downton&#8217;s version of porn, right? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303372678318940160\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Um, did &#8220;Shrimpy&#8221; give Ted Nugent 10 million pounds to decorate his house? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23guns\">#guns<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23guns\">#guns<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23guns\">#guns<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303373182839160833\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Oh dear god, Mrs. Patmore and Mr. Softon are doing some seriously doughy flirting. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303373482480267264\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>&#8220;Nothing turns the salad to hot lava in one&#8217;s bowels like bagpipes before the entree!&#8221; &#8212; Shrimpy <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303373876455424000\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>&#8220;Guns loaded? Smashing. RELEASE THE VAUDEVILLIANS!&#8221; &#8212; Shrimpy <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303374358137692160\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>How much cottage cheese is Softon smuggling in his mouth right now? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303374919213912064\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>&#8220;Next thing you know she&#8217;ll be writing rubbish like PLANETARY and GLOBAL FREQUENCY.&#8221; &#8212; Lord Grantham <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303375686700236800\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Oh God, I want Bates to give ME a peppermint. If you know what I mean. Seriously, do you? I&#8217;m confused. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303376071720595458\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>&#8220;The Dowager&#8217;s been impregnated by Hastur. We&#8217;ll name her offspring &#8216;Warren.&#8217; P&#8217;raps he&#8217;ll pen &#8216;funnybooks&#8217;.&#8221; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303376411224317953\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>&#8220;Come and make a &#8216;four&#8217; at bridge.&#8221; OH GOD THEY&#8217;RE DOING A HUMAN CENTIPEDE. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303376649444024321\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve seen you naked, and held you in my arms.&#8221; &#8212; Matthew, just now. Also, Rush Limbaugh to his groundskeeper. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303376928482680833\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Everyone bid welcome to Shrimpy&#8217;s coachman, McAngus Lochscruggsman! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303377173161590784\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>&#8220;Only Technically&#8221; would be a great title for a Bronski Beat EP.Good show Thomas!<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303377491077238785\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;m Tweeting this sober. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303378363848994817\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>I always bring my pewter deer statuette when I go on a picnic. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303378762618261504\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Wow. @<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thatdanstevens\">thatdanstevens<\/a> looks so good in his hunting tweeds they should retire his jacket. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303379097063669760\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Okay, I&#8217;m pouring myself a stiff Achentoshen.I&#8217;m picking up ominous vibes here&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303379279155171328\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>What ISN&#8217;T this tug-of-war scene a sexual innuendo for? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303381629785739264\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Wow, Mr. Softon is the stilton-fueled Warren Beatty of England, apparently. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303382012868325377\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Wow, this Carnival of Tragically Repressed Sexual Metaphors looks fun! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303382905093255168\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Based on UK exchange rates in 1918, an under-the-bridge assault is good for one handjob. Good show, Thomas! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303383541528526850\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>This makes me miss when my parents would put on plaid tartans and scream at each other on the stairs. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303384082883178496\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Of COURSE Carson is a baby whisperer. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303384429752090624\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Oh dear LORD, Molesley. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303384512740610048\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>&#8220;Shrimpy, my dear chap I&#8217;m so sorry&#8221; is my favorite Belle &amp; Sebastian album. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303385731852816385\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Mrs. Patmore&#8217;s going to parboil that man right out of her hair! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303386585196544000\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Make sure to look for my Downton porn novel, WHAT THE TOAST RACK SAW. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303387942678827008\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>There are a lot of drugged cocktails on this show, come to think of it. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303389307744436225\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Poor Thomas.In the &#8220;friend&#8221; zone. I sympathize, brother. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303390681353822208\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Oh fuck, what awful thing is coming? Does the baby kill someone? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303391308163211265\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>The baby literally just made a &#8220;meh&#8221; motion with his mouth. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303391558517002240\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Are&#8230;you&#8230;fucking&#8230;KIDDING&#8230;me. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23matthew\">#matthew<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303391939015897088\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Oh GODDAMIT.GODDAMIT.That&#8217;s it?THAT&#8217;S IT?!? No fucking way. No. NOOOOOOOOO. @<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thatdanstevens\">thatdanstevens<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303392232252260353\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>FUCK THIS.<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/wi4ROWxV\" title=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303392673203617792\/photo\/1\">twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/s\u2026<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303392673203617792\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>This is where @<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenellis\">warrenellis<\/a> needs to step the fuck up and find a way to bring Matthew back. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303393099160379392\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>I want to apologize ahead of time for the Arby&#8217;s I set on fire tomorrow. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23matthew\">#matthew<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23rage\">#rage<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23drunk\">#drunk<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303393433094082560\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>I can&#8217;t take this. I CAN&#8217;T TAKE THIS. I&#8217;m going to watch the last 20 minutes of BATTLESHIP on HBO now. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DowntonPBS\">#DowntonPBS<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23Battleship\">#Battleship<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23crying\">#crying<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\/status\/303394136441110529\">February 18, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/center><\/p>\n<p>From there, Oswalt proceeded to tweet his way through Battleship. Do yourself a favor and <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pattonoswalt\">view his timeline<\/a>. <\/p>\n<div class=\"feedflare\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=y5cpMGoR7rw:888RMR78Xhk:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=y5cpMGoR7rw:888RMR78Xhk:wF9xT3WuBAs\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?i=y5cpMGoR7rw:888RMR78Xhk:wF9xT3WuBAs\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=y5cpMGoR7rw:888RMR78Xhk:7Q72WNTAKBA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?d=7Q72WNTAKBA\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=y5cpMGoR7rw:888RMR78Xhk:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?i=y5cpMGoR7rw:888RMR78Xhk:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=y5cpMGoR7rw:888RMR78Xhk:qj6IDK7rITs\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?d=qj6IDK7rITs\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=y5cpMGoR7rw:888RMR78Xhk:mfZ73u_VV2s\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?i=y5cpMGoR7rw:888RMR78Xhk:mfZ73u_VV2s\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/webpronews\/all\/~4\/y5cpMGoR7rw\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are a lot of people talking about Downton Abbey on Twitter today, now that PBS has run the season finale here in the U.S. While many had already seen the episode, a lot of American fans only got the opportunity to do so on Sunday. 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