{"id":643970,"date":"2013-02-26T15:56:13","date_gmt":"2013-02-26T20:56:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.webpronews.com\/?p=218857"},"modified":"2013-02-26T15:56:13","modified_gmt":"2013-02-26T20:56:13","slug":"lingerie-thief-tattoo-gave-him-away-to-cops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/643970","title":{"rendered":"Lingerie Thief: Tattoo Gave Him Away To Cops"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man who broke into a lingerie and adult shop in Iowa earlier this month failed to realize that getting naked beneath security cameras isn&#8217;t a good idea if you have a very incriminating tattoo. <\/p>\n<p>Jose Angel Perales made his way to Dr. John&#8217;s Lingerie Boutique around four a.m. on February 17th and had himself a little one-man party inside the store, trying on various items of clothing and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesmokinggun.com\/documents\/gross-lingerie-store-burglary-674512\">&#8220;playing&#8221;<\/a> with several sex toys. He also pleasured himself anally in the manager&#8217;s office. <\/p>\n<p>Perales spent more than two hours in the store, experimenting with sex toys and trying on clothes. His downfall was getting naked in the office; police, when looking over the surveillance tape, saw the giant tattoo on his back reading &#8220;Perales&#8221; and quickly linked him to the crime. After tracking him down, officials say Perales confessed to the deeds and gave up the merchandise he&#8217;d stolen. Several of the items taken were already used (a.k.a. \u201ccould not be resold and were thrown away as they had bodily fluid on them&#8221;) when investigators found them, prompting the store to write them off as a loss.<\/p>\n<p>Perales was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/02\/25\/jose-angel-perales-tattoo-lingerie_n_2758907.html\">charged<\/a> with third-degree burglary and third-degree theft; he was released on $5,000 bond. <\/p>\n<div class=\"feedflare\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=ve3_Q9oKss4:jT2vNhH-Hvg:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=ve3_Q9oKss4:jT2vNhH-Hvg:wF9xT3WuBAs\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?i=ve3_Q9oKss4:jT2vNhH-Hvg:wF9xT3WuBAs\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=ve3_Q9oKss4:jT2vNhH-Hvg:7Q72WNTAKBA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?d=7Q72WNTAKBA\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=ve3_Q9oKss4:jT2vNhH-Hvg:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?i=ve3_Q9oKss4:jT2vNhH-Hvg:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=ve3_Q9oKss4:jT2vNhH-Hvg:qj6IDK7rITs\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?d=qj6IDK7rITs\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=ve3_Q9oKss4:jT2vNhH-Hvg:mfZ73u_VV2s\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?i=ve3_Q9oKss4:jT2vNhH-Hvg:mfZ73u_VV2s\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/webpronews\/all\/~4\/ve3_Q9oKss4\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man who broke into a lingerie and adult shop in Iowa earlier this month failed to realize that getting naked beneath security cameras isn&#8217;t a good idea if you have a very incriminating tattoo. Jose Angel Perales made his way to Dr. John&#8217;s Lingerie Boutique around four a.m. on February 17th and had himself [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7359,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-643970","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643970","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7359"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=643970"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643970\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=643970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=643970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=643970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}