{"id":644600,"date":"2013-02-28T16:59:19","date_gmt":"2013-02-28T21:59:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.webpronews.com\/?p=219430"},"modified":"2013-02-28T16:59:19","modified_gmt":"2013-02-28T21:59:19","slug":"lost-creator-damon-lindelof-goes-on-epic-twitter-rant-about-justin-biebers-spiky-yellow-hat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/644600","title":{"rendered":"Lost Creator Damon Lindelof Goes on Epic Twitter Rant About Justin Bieber\u2019s Spiky Yellow Hat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Overnight, Lost co-creator Damon Linedelof discovered and then spent many hour tweeting about Justin Bieber&#8217;s spiky yellow hat (pictured both above and below, for maximum emphasis). <\/p>\n<p>Here is that epic rant, presented without further commentary. <\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Dear Everyone Asking What I Want For My Birthday This Year,THIS EFFING HAT.Love,Damon <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/e8vVK0BpoH\" title=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/DamonLindelof\/status\/306883577725984768\/photo\/1\">twitter.com\/DamonLindelof\/\u2026<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DamonLindelof\/status\/306883577725984768\">February 27, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Seriously.Do you think everyone in Bieber&#8217;s entourage is like, &#8220;HOLY SHIT I LOVE THAT HAT!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DamonLindelof\/status\/306884416532275200\">February 27, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>The dude from The Black Keys is buying a larger, spikier hat right now.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DamonLindelof\/status\/306884574556848128\">February 27, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Lindelof warned his followers that he was going to spend the next 9 hours tweeting about Justin Bieber&#8217;s hat, so at least there&#8217;s that.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>For all those following me, please be aware that I will be obsessively tweeting about Bieber&#8217;s hat for the next NINE HOURS.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DamonLindelof\/status\/306884712679485442\">February 27, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>And so he did:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>That hat looks like Pac Man wandered into the gay bar from Police Academy<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DamonLindelof\/status\/306884821815267328\">February 27, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Bieber:&#8221;How much for the huge yellow hat with spikes that looks painful?&#8221; Clerk: &#8220;Fourteen Million Dollars.&#8221;Bieber:&#8221;Sold, bitch!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DamonLindelof\/status\/306885499484786690\">February 27, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>And slightly out of frame, Curious George looks adoringly up at Bieber, dressed only in a little leather diaper.<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23JustGettingWarmedUp\">#JustGettingWarmedUp<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DamonLindelof\/status\/306886078781063169\">February 27, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>&#8220;But what if someone tries to STEAL MY HAT, yo?&#8221;&#8221;Well, Justin, THEIR SHIT WILL GET SPIKED!!!&#8221;(high-five, falsetto cry of victory)<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DamonLindelof\/status\/306886716529205248\">February 27, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Yellow is a girly color unless it is covered in poison-tipped spikes and on Justin Bieber&#8217;s head.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DamonLindelof\/status\/306886971890991104\">February 27, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>I wish I was Justin Bieber.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DamonLindelof\/status\/306887165193883648\">February 27, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>I am sad and alone.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DamonLindelof\/status\/306887204439986176\">February 27, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>But seriously.WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT HAT?!?!<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DamonLindelof\/status\/306887315962339329\">February 27, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>The only excuse for that hat is to block Professor X from reading Bieber&#8217;s mind.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DamonLindelof\/status\/306893444595453952\">February 27, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>FACT:The hat did NOT exist before the Russian Meteorite.Coincidence?GOOD LORD I HOPE SO.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DamonLindelof\/status\/306894759409102849\">February 27, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>I made a meme.<a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/OKKaM46Bid\" title=\"http:\/\/qkme.me\/3t62ee\">qkme.me\/3t62ee<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DamonLindelof\/status\/306910868107575297\">February 27, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>I&#8217;m not done tweeting about Bieber&#8217;s hat.Just resting.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DamonLindelof\/status\/306920310542831616\">February 28, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>&#8220;That hat is fucking ridiculous.&#8221; &#8212; Johnny Depp, to Bieber, whilst wearing a dead peacock on his head.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DamonLindelof\/status\/306920626063552512\">February 28, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Bieber&#8217;s hat is like one of those plants that looks that way to protect itself from predators.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DamonLindelof\/status\/306929642026201088\">February 28, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Yellow shiny spikes.I wear you golden love crown.Ooh baby baby.<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23BieberHatHaiku\">#BieberHatHaiku<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DamonLindelof\/status\/306930091882061824\">February 28, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Bieber&#8217;s hat was in the lost ark of the covenant.<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23FaceMelting\">#FaceMelting<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23Nazis\">#Nazis<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23DontLookAtItMarion\">#DontLookAtItMarion<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DamonLindelof\/status\/306933222523154432\">February 28, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Tweeting about Bieber&#8217;s Hat is like unlimited breadsticks at The Olive Garden.I should stop, but I can&#8217;t.<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23SponsoredByTheOliveGarden\">#SponsoredByTheOliveGarden<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DamonLindelof\/status\/306935350176141312\">February 28, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Bieber&#8217;s Hat died for your sins.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DamonLindelof\/status\/306937865407959040\">February 28, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Eventually, he started feeling the wrath of the Belieber army on Twitter:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Y u so MEAN?COL!!! (cry out loud) RT @<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/seilovebieber\">seilovebieber<\/a> @<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/damonlindelof\">damonlindelof<\/a> STFU !!!! Did anybody ask u your opinion on as to what Justin does ??<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DamonLindelof\/status\/307179632573165568\">February 28, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Bieber has yet to respond on Twitter. <\/p>\n<div class=\"feedflare\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=vjWJJMYIkjw:xT2vFSypzXM:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=vjWJJMYIkjw:xT2vFSypzXM:wF9xT3WuBAs\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?i=vjWJJMYIkjw:xT2vFSypzXM:wF9xT3WuBAs\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=vjWJJMYIkjw:xT2vFSypzXM:7Q72WNTAKBA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?d=7Q72WNTAKBA\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=vjWJJMYIkjw:xT2vFSypzXM:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?i=vjWJJMYIkjw:xT2vFSypzXM:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=vjWJJMYIkjw:xT2vFSypzXM:qj6IDK7rITs\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?d=qj6IDK7rITs\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=vjWJJMYIkjw:xT2vFSypzXM:mfZ73u_VV2s\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?i=vjWJJMYIkjw:xT2vFSypzXM:mfZ73u_VV2s\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/webpronews\/all\/~4\/vjWJJMYIkjw\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Overnight, Lost co-creator Damon Linedelof discovered and then spent many hour tweeting about Justin Bieber&#8217;s spiky yellow hat (pictured both above and below, for maximum emphasis). Here is that epic rant, presented without further commentary. Dear Everyone Asking What I Want For My Birthday This Year,THIS EFFING HAT.Love,Damon twitter.com\/DamonLindelof\/\u2026 &mdash; Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) February 27, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7357,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-644600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/644600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7357"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=644600"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/644600\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=644600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=644600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=644600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}