{"id":647104,"date":"2013-03-15T17:44:18","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T21:44:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paidcontent.org\/?p=226043"},"modified":"2013-03-15T17:44:18","modified_gmt":"2013-03-15T21:44:18","slug":"the-14-most-outrageous-fake-headlines-from-buzzfeeds-new-business-section","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/647104","title":{"rendered":"The 14 most outrageous (fake) headlines from Buzzfeed\u2019s new business section"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Buzzfeed is\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/online.wsj.com\/article\/SB10001424127887323393304578362561283258012.html?mod=googlenews_wsj\">launching a business section next week<\/a>, the Wall Street Journal reported Friday.<\/p>\n<p>What might that section look like? A selection compiled from Twitter and GigaOM\/paidContent staff:<\/p>\n<blockquote class='twitter-tweet'>\n<p>This Llama Hissing Looks Exactly Like Meg Whitman&#8212; <br \/>Matt Lynley (@mattlynley) <a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/mattlynley\/status\/312639964737314817' data-datetime='2013-03-15T19:02:30+00:00'>March 15, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:xx-large;\"><strong>29 Signs Your CFO Might Be Drunk<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<blockquote class='twitter-tweet'>\n<p>12 CEOs who have Dennis Rodman on speed dial. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23BuzzFeedBusiness\" title=\"#BuzzFeedBusiness\">#BuzzFeedBusiness<\/a>&#8212; <br \/>Neil (@NPSusa) <a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/NPSusa\/status\/312654009439768576' data-datetime='2013-03-15T19:58:19+00:00'>March 15, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:xx-large;\"><strong>This Was The Worst Leveraged Buyout Takeover Ever<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<blockquote class='twitter-tweet'>\n<p>VC sideboob: Slideshow <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23BuzzFeedBusiness\" title=\"#BuzzFeedBusiness\">#BuzzFeedBusiness<\/a>&#8212; <br \/>Matt Harris (@mattcharris) <a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/mattcharris\/status\/312640009834483712' data-datetime='2013-03-15T19:02:41+00:00'>March 15, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:xx-large;\"><strong>Spot The Corgi Hiding In This Pile Of Hundred Dollar Bills<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<blockquote class='twitter-tweet'>\n<p>12 Puppies Owned By Facebook Millionaires&#8212; <br \/>Matt Lynley (@mattlynley) <a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/mattlynley\/status\/312640220828950528' data-datetime='2013-03-15T19:03:31+00:00'>March 15, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:xx-large;\"><strong>Check Out All The Weird Things For Sale On This Japanese Website<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<blockquote class='twitter-tweet'>\n<p>13 CEOs Who Look Like Cats. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23buzzfeedbusiness\" title=\"#buzzfeedbusiness\">#buzzfeedbusiness<\/a>&#8212; <br \/>Jeff Jarvis (@jeffjarvis) <a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/jeffjarvis\/status\/312648051678380032' data-datetime='2013-03-15T19:34:38+00:00'>March 15, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:xx-large;\"><strong>17 Adorable Pictures of Tax-Deferred Bond Investment Products<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<blockquote class='twitter-tweet'>\n<p>21 Things That Are Much Easier When You&#039;re Richard Branson <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23buzzfeedbusiness\" title=\"#buzzfeedbusiness\">#buzzfeedbusiness<\/a>&#8212; 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What might that section look like? A selection compiled from Twitter and GigaOM\/paidContent staff: This Llama Hissing Looks Exactly Like Meg Whitman&#8212; Matt Lynley (@mattlynley) March 15, 2013 29 Signs Your CFO Might Be Drunk 12 CEOs who have Dennis Rodman on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7418,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-647104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7418"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=647104"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647104\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=647104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=647104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=647104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}