When the woman confronted her unwelcome Facebooker, she reportedly “stammered and apologized” before grabbing her things and scurrying off. <\/p>\n
Later, it was determined that the woman had also peed on the couch that she was using to browse Facebook. <\/p>\n
According to police, the intruder was an 18-year-old UGA student. <\/p>\n
A college student stammering, in the wrong house, mindlessly clicking around Facebook and pissing on a couch? Wait a minute, that sounds familiar. Oh yeah, that basically describes every single night of a college freshman. Sounds like someone simply had too many jello shots and wandered into the wrong house. <\/p>\n
Or, we have something much more sinister afoot. Police say the investigation is ongoing. <\/p>\n
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