{"id":649900,"date":"2013-04-01T13:59:02","date_gmt":"2013-04-01T17:59:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.webpronews.com\/?p=223253"},"modified":"2013-04-01T13:59:02","modified_gmt":"2013-04-01T17:59:02","slug":"ubisoft-will-break-my-heart-if-far-cry-3-blood-dragon-isnt-a-real-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/649900","title":{"rendered":"Ubisoft Will Break My Heart If Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon Isn\u2019t A Real Game"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Far Cry 3<\/em> is an absolutely amazing game. I can&#8217;t really think of anything that could improve the experience beyond an injection of 80s awesomeness.<\/p>\n<p>In what&#8217;s either a cruel April Fools&#8217; joke, or the most amazing thing to ever happen in video games &#8211; Ubisoft today announced a &#8220;movie&#8221; called <a href=\"http:\/\/fc3blooddragon.uk.ubi.com\/index.php\"><em>Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon<\/em><\/a>. Here&#8217;s the amazing synopsis: <\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em>The year is 2007. It is the future. Earth has been ravaged by a nuclear war and new paths for peace must be found. A U.S. cyborg army may have found a solution: a powerful bioweapon on a distant island. A Mark IV Cyber Commando, Sergeant Rex Power Colt has been sent over to gather information and figure out what the hell is going on.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"616\" height=\"347\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/S4OqTeYv2dc?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>A previous <a href=\"http:\/\/kotaku.com\/far-cry-3-expansion-suggests-the-game-has-jumped-the-sh-464788504\">report from Kotaku<\/a> indicates that <em>Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon<\/em> may indeed be an expansion, an entirely new game, based on the <em>Far Cry 3<\/em> universe. One indication we have that this may be more than a joke is that it&#8217;s been officially <a href=\"http:\/\/www.classification.gov.au\/Industry\/Documents\/ComputerGamesBulletinNo5-22March2013.pdf\">rated by the Australian Classification Board<\/a> as R 18+ for having a &#8220;high impact sex scene.&#8221; Another sliver of hope is an achievement list for the game that features such feats as &#8220;Dragon Slayer&#8221; and &#8220;The Drug of the Nation.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s still no word on whether or not this is real, but there&#8217;s hope that Ubisoft isn&#8217;t just pulling our collective legs on this one. I think I would cry if this turned out to be nothing more than a joke. <\/p>\n<div class=\"feedflare\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=Q4xN_1ECR3o:EYAqi07y2ts:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=Q4xN_1ECR3o:EYAqi07y2ts:wF9xT3WuBAs\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?i=Q4xN_1ECR3o:EYAqi07y2ts:wF9xT3WuBAs\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=Q4xN_1ECR3o:EYAqi07y2ts:7Q72WNTAKBA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?d=7Q72WNTAKBA\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=Q4xN_1ECR3o:EYAqi07y2ts:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?i=Q4xN_1ECR3o:EYAqi07y2ts:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=Q4xN_1ECR3o:EYAqi07y2ts:qj6IDK7rITs\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?d=qj6IDK7rITs\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?a=Q4xN_1ECR3o:EYAqi07y2ts:mfZ73u_VV2s\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/webpronews\/all?i=Q4xN_1ECR3o:EYAqi07y2ts:mfZ73u_VV2s\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/webpronews\/all\/~4\/Q4xN_1ECR3o\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Far Cry 3 is an absolutely amazing game. I can&#8217;t really think of anything that could improve the experience beyond an injection of 80s awesomeness. In what&#8217;s either a cruel April Fools&#8217; joke, or the most amazing thing to ever happen in video games &#8211; Ubisoft today announced a &#8220;movie&#8221; called Far Cry 3: Blood [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7358,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-649900","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-pc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/649900","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7358"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=649900"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/649900\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=649900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=649900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=649900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}