A rope walks into a bar, and he sits down and orders a drink. Bartender walks over, annoyed, and says “hey, we don’t serve your kind in here.” The rope, confused, leaves the bar. The next day he comes back, sits down, and orders a drunk. Once again the bartender tells him to get out, and that his kind isn’t welcome in his establishment. <\/p>\n
The rope, dismayed, walks out the door. Thinking that he could fool the bartender into serving him a drink, the rope messes up his hair and walks back into the bar.<\/p>\n
The bartender, fooled by the rope’s new look, serves him a beer. But later on in the evening, the bartender seems to recognize the rope. “Hey, aren’t you that rope from earlier”<\/p>\n
“Frayed not,” said the rope.<\/p>\n
That’s my favorite dumb joke. <\/p>\n
Well, Adam Patch’s wife had her own corny joke to tell after she drank a bottle of wine. He then decided to animate it. The result is drunk history<\/a>-style gold:<\/p>\n