{"id":96650,"date":"2009-12-23T15:05:37","date_gmt":"2009-12-23T20:05:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blisstree.com\/?p=136793"},"modified":"2009-12-23T15:05:37","modified_gmt":"2009-12-23T20:05:37","slug":"my-cat%e2%80%99s-resolutions-for-2010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/96650","title":{"rendered":"My Cat\u2019s Resolutions for 2010"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.blisstree.com\/articles\/get-to-know-the-resident-feline-692\/\">Choco<\/a> is busy lounging about on wrapped Christmas gifts right now, yet he did take a quick break to share his resolutions for the new year.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-136794\" src=\"http:\/\/images1.blisstree.com\/files\/2009\/12\/choco-reclining-christmas.jpg\" alt=\"choco-reclining-christmas\" width=\"500\" height=\"310\" \/><\/p>\n<p>My Cat&#8217;s Resolutions for 2010 (in his words):<\/p>\n<p><strong>1<\/strong>. Stop being afraid at the veterinarian&#8217;s office and hissing at the nice doctor.<br \/>\n<strong>2<\/strong>. Become friends with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blisstree.com\/articles\/articles\/water-wonders-fish-tank-review\/\">fishy the Betta<\/a>. (So, I can eat him.)<br \/>\n<strong>3<\/strong>. Warm to the idea of sharing my domain with another cat. (Maybe.)<br \/>\n<strong>4<\/strong>. Give up on trying to eat carpet, string, floss and anything plastic. (Just kidding, I can&#8217;t.)<br \/>\n<strong>5<\/strong>. Vomit only on easy-to-clean surfaces like tile instead of carpet. (I <em>sleep<\/em> on the carpet.)<br \/>\n<strong>6<\/strong>. Stop being passive aggressive with my pee-aim around the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blisstree.com\/articles\/review-litter-box-designed-for-feline-pine\/\">litter box<\/a>.<br \/>\n<strong>7<\/strong>. Ease up on waking owners at 2:30 am just cause I&#8217;m bored and want some scratchy.<br \/>\n<strong>8<\/strong>. Continue being the cutest cat on my block.<br \/>\n<strong>9<\/strong>. Learn some tricks so my owners don&#8217;t start talking about getting a dog.<br \/>\n<strong>10<\/strong>. Figure out how to eat wet food without getting it under my tag.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;d like to share your pet&#8217;s New Year resolutions, please do so in comments!<\/p>\n<p>(Image via Peggy Rowland)<\/p>\n<p>Post from: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blisstree.com\">Blisstree<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.blisstree.com\/articles\/my-cats-resolutions-for-2010\/\">My Cat&#8217;s Resolutions for 2010<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Choco is busy lounging about on wrapped Christmas gifts right now, yet he did take a quick break to share his resolutions for the new year. My Cat&#8217;s Resolutions for 2010 (in his words): 1. Stop being afraid at the veterinarian&#8217;s office and hissing at the nice doctor. 2. Become friends with fishy the Betta. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-96650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96650"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96650\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=96650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=96650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}