{"id":99536,"date":"2009-12-24T20:23:55","date_gmt":"2009-12-25T01:23:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lazymanandmoney.com\/?p=2598"},"modified":"2009-12-24T20:23:55","modified_gmt":"2009-12-25T01:23:55","slug":"twas-the-night-before-christmas-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/99536","title":{"rendered":"Twas the Night Before Christmas 2009"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div id=\"attachment_2602\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\" style=\"width: 190px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lazymanandmoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/santaPiggyBank.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lazymanandmoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/santaPiggyBank.jpg\" alt=\"Santa Piggy Bank\" title=\"Santa Piggy Bank\" width=\"180\" height=\"225\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2602\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Merry Christmas!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Quite a few years ago, one of my friends unknowingly started an unusual tradition.  He found himself with a little extra time on his hands that holiday season and decided to take advantage of it.  With a beer in hand, he set out to write something a little whimsical.  It turned into the most entertaining piece of email I&#8217;ve ever received.  Each year, there&#8217;s a request for a new edition.  <\/p>\n<p>The e-mail was an adaption of Twas the Night Before Christmas where he recounts the happens of the year of everyone in the whole college crew.  I decided I&#8217;d borrow the idea, but made it into a year-end financial review.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Twas the Night Before Christmas and all through the States<br \/>\nNothing was stirring, especially not interest rates.<\/p>\n<p>The year we speak was two thousand and nine<br \/>\nAnd more people than found themselves in the unemployment line<\/p>\n<p>This was the year Obama had to really perform<br \/>\nWe saw stimulus, CARD act, and Healthcare reform<\/p>\n<p>The real estate problem got more exposure<br \/>\nAs more homes started to go into foreclosure.<\/p>\n<p>Bernie Madoff was not cool like <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Fonzie\">Fonzie<\/a><br \/>\nInstead he reminded us of a man named Charles Ponzi.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.time.com\/time\/specials\/packages\/article\/0,28804,1946375_1947251,00.html\">Time&#8217;s Person of the Year<\/a> seemed a little wacky<br \/>\nOn the cover was a man named Ben Bernacke.<\/p>\n<p>CEOs from car companies wanted bail out from debt<br \/>\nSo they all went to Washington in their own private jet.<\/p>\n<p>The insurance company AIG said, &#8220;money, please loan us!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;We have all these international executives that need a big bonus!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So the Feds granted that bailout and it was quite a ton<br \/>\nEven more, the Feds cried, &#8220;give them vaccines for H1N1.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Cash for Clunkers was really a great plan<br \/>\nIt boosted the economy &#8211; especially for Japan.<\/p>\n<p>Searching for green electronics became such a pity<br \/>\nEspecially as we had to say goodbye to Circuit City<\/p>\n<p>Think positively, the year gave us many a gift<br \/>\nCaptain Sully, The Hangover, and country star Taylor Swift.\n<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Related posts:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/www.lazymanandmoney.com\/so-this-is-christmas-and-what-have-i-financially-done\/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: So this is Christmas&#8230; and what have I (financially) done?'>So this is Christmas&#8230; and what have I (financially) done?<\/a> <small>It&#8217;s nearly the end of the year, so it&#8217;s a&#8230;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/www.lazymanandmoney.com\/the-amazon-that-stole-christmas\/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: The Amazon that Stole Christmas'>The Amazon that Stole Christmas<\/a> <small>For those who celebrate Christmas, this is a special time&#8230;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/www.lazymanandmoney.com\/morning-links-what-do-you-want-for-christmas-this-year-edition\/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Morning Links: What Do you Want for Christmas this Year Edition'>Morning Links: What Do you Want for Christmas this Year Edition<\/a> <small>For those of you who celebrate Thanksgiving, I hope you&#8230;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/www.lazymanandmoney.com\/my-wife-and-i-robbed-black-angus-last-night\/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: My Wife and I Robbed Black Angus Last Night'>My Wife and I Robbed Black Angus Last Night<\/a> <small>For those that don&#8217;t know Black Angus is a steakhouse&#8230;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/www.lazymanandmoney.com\/personal-finance-links-christmas-gifts-edition\/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Personal Finance Links (Christmas Gifts Edition)'>Personal Finance Links (Christmas Gifts Edition)<\/a> <small>I thought I&#8217;d recount some of the Christmas gifts I&#8230;<\/small><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/JnWqkZtd_oe_mbduCYWgZGxWQRY\/0\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/JnWqkZtd_oe_mbduCYWgZGxWQRY\/0\/di\" border=\"0\" ismap=\"true\"><\/img><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/JnWqkZtd_oe_mbduCYWgZGxWQRY\/1\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/JnWqkZtd_oe_mbduCYWgZGxWQRY\/1\/di\" border=\"0\" ismap=\"true\"><\/img><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"feedflare\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/LazyManAndMoney?a=xinjilrjAOo:FTDQVo5V-1g:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/LazyManAndMoney?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/LazyManAndMoney\/~4\/xinjilrjAOo\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Merry Christmas! Quite a few years ago, one of my friends unknowingly started an unusual tradition. He found himself with a little extra time on his hands that holiday season and decided to take advantage of it. With a beer in hand, he set out to write something a little whimsical. 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