{"id":99654,"date":"2009-12-24T13:00:31","date_gmt":"2009-12-24T18:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jkontherun.com\/?p=53030"},"modified":"2009-12-24T13:00:31","modified_gmt":"2009-12-24T18:00:31","slug":"the-geek%e2%80%99s-night-before-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/99654","title":{"rendered":"The Geek\u2019s Night Before Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"\u2018Twas the geek\u2019s night before Christmas, and all through the house,
\nNot a hard drive was whirring, not a single clicking mouse;
\nThe gadgets were charging in their docks so fine,
\nIn hopes that St. Nick shopped at Best Buy online;
\nThe geeks were all snuggled all warm in their beds,<\/p>\n

While visions of netbooks did dance in their heads.
\nWith a click and a whir there arose such a clatter,
\nAs the smartphones and Blackberries began to all chatter;
\nA song they did sing to ring in good cheer,
\nIn their sleep geeks were smiling for what did they hear?<\/p>\n

Nothing, it was all SSDs here,
\nAnd as they settled their heads back down in the bed,
\nThey dreamed of the gadgets that might be colored red;
\nAn iPhone, a Nexus, or a new Palm Pre,
\nCould that be what they\u2019d find underneath the tree?<\/p>\n

As the geeks fell asleep with their eyes all aglow,
\nAnd the visions of electrons did come and did go;
\nWith a whoosh down the chimney the gear did alight,
\nHappy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!<\/p>\n

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