The Things We Say Behind The Wheel

I wanna hear the things that pop out of your mouth when someone pisses you off on the road.

While I was driving home tonight – and in a hurry…

"What is this… a funeral procession?"

"I bet thats a woman"

"Would you get off the F*&*^ing road dickhead"

"move idiot"

"its green moron"

Yes I should probably calm down but there are so many f&*&wits on the roads.