Mereja

Author: JayT

  • The Things We Say Behind The Wheel

    I wanna hear the things that pop out of your mouth when someone pisses you off on the road.

    While I was driving home tonight – and in a hurry…

    "What is this… a funeral procession?"

    "I bet thats a woman"

    "Would you get off the F*&*^ing road dickhead"

    "move idiot"

    "its green moron"

    Yes I should probably calm down but there are so many f&*&wits on the roads.

  • Too Many Mangoes!!!

    Too many mangoes

    Quote:

    BRISBANE:
    Mango madness is taking a toll on the Brisbane City Council waste collection service.
    Sixteen bins in the last week have been unable to be emptied because they have become too heavy due the weight of mangoes.
    The problem has prompted the council to discourage people throwing unwanted mangoes in collection bins.
    Instead, the council wants people to take mangoes to waste recycle centres.
    A council spokesman said one bin full of mangoes weighed around 170kg, too heavy for council bin trucks.
    The spokesman said even a bin half full of mangoes was likely to be too heavy for collection.

    http://quest-news.whereilive.com.au/…-many-mangoes/

    I recently noticed that down my street the Mangos were so bad they had formed a deep pile alongside the footpath – a deep firmenting pile about 10 inches deep, 10m long and about 2m wide.

    The smell (or perfume) of firmenting mangoes is pungent in the humid tropical air. It’s not a bad smell – more of a fruity smell.

    The poor fruit bats just can’t keep up 😆