This is a quick synopsis of what just took place during Tiger Woods press conference. Ready… here we go:
“I’m really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really SORRY for screwing around“.
What he was really thinking:
I mentioned I have a Foundation that helps kid’s, so feel bad for me.
Then he said:
I’m still really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,really, SORRY for letting my Wife, my Kids, my business partners, sponsors, the children, Mother Teresa and the Pope down.
What he was really thinking:
But I’m in therapy, so feel bad for me.
He was still up there, so he continued with:
Since I’m still standing here I’ll say: I’m really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really sorry.
What he was really thinking:
But I said I’m a Buddhist and working towards redemption, so feel bad for me.
What the rest of the world viewed:
Well, um… I guess that’s it, like I said, I’m sorry, maybe I’ll play golf again and please feel bad for me. Oh and by the way, my wife didn’t beat me up and I need a new Escalade (see… it’s still car related).