Pelosi Saves Healthcare Reform!

By Scooter Van Neuter

WASHINGTON (SR) – Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi’s statement yesterday at the healthcare summit that the Democrat’s healthcare reform plan will create “four million jobs, 400,000 almost immediately – and not just jobs, but jobs in the entrepreneurial world,” appears to have rescued the legislation.

Based on Pelosi’s scientific calculations, the  GOP today threw their unanimous support behind the President’s modified Senate healthcare reform bill. “We had no idea it would create so many millions of entrepreneurial jobs, how can we possibly object?” GOP leader Michael Steele told reporters today.

When pressed on how and where she came up with the job figures, Speaker Pelosi told reporters Friday, “Simple, that’s how many entrepreneurial government employees it’ll take to make it work.”   …  
My comments: Why didn’t the Democrats tell us this in the first place? Let’s celebrate our coming national prosperity (and free healthcare!) with a delicious margarita! :)

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