Celebrities are just like regular people, only with tons and tons of money. Despite their acting or singing talents which brought them the spotlight to begin with, celebrities’ personalities don’t always shine so bright. Here are some of the trashiest people to ever become famous.
Ke$ha
Pop singer Ke$ha is literally Taylor Swift after a week of binge drinking and promiscuous sex. People everywhere are calling her the ‘trashy version’ of America’s sweetheart. Her life story is more commendable than she would lead you to believe it deserves to be; Ke$ha came from a poor family that was unable to buy her fancy clothes or expensive things, making her fashion options extremely limited. When life gave her garbage, Ke$ha made garbage juice by creating her own style in which she would accentuate her flaws instead of attempt to hide them. Ke$ha adopted the self proclaimed ‘garbage chic’ look as her own and ran with it. However, being a huge star hasn’t convinced her to clean up her act, which isn’t very original at all. Her lyrics are the same:
I’m talking about – everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys trying to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he gets too drunk, drunk
Ke$ha even managed to offend a bunch of people at the Grammys just by showing up — the girl looked like a slob.
Michelle “Bombshell” McGee
It’s a crying shame that this woman gets any kind of recognition at all. She looks like a graceless and aging tranny. Actor Jesse James cheated on classy Hollywood actress Sandra Bullock with this…thing. This ghoul has been basking in the light of tabloid publicity for the past couple of weeks, and a few especially nasty details have surfaced:
- Photographed posing in a full Nazi soldier uniform
- Has the letters W.P. tattooed on her legs. It stands for White Power.
- Starred in fetish videos like giant porn [men who love giant-ass women], goo porn [it is what it sounds like], and foot porn. Mmm, foot porn.
Is there a fetish for scary plastic nazi trannies?
Shauna Sand
Shauna Sand is a former Playboy model who can’t let go of her glamorous past and accept reality — she is aging, melting, and has three children to look after. Sand is often spotted prancing around town in the skimpiest outfits imaginable — all with her daughters in tow. There’s no denying that her children look horribly embarrassed. They’re old enough to know mom shouldn’t be wearing a mesh dress out on the street, and the paparazzi undoubtedly make remarks not meant for their sweet little ears to hear. Sand, of course, loves the attention and is never one to turn photographers away. She even asked her nine year old daughter whether she’d like to be in Playboy herself in front of filming paps. Her daughter’s answer was thick with disgust.
Sand’s class parade continues on and on. A wardrobe malfunction left her nipple, numb from the butchery of countless plastic surgeries, sticking out of her dress while being photographed in her car. Sand’s daughter is seated in the passenger seat, looking understandably upset. Finally, anyone who promotes and markets their own sex tape sounds pretty trashy. Especially because it was only a few years ago, when Sand’s daughters were between the ages of 8 and 11.
Tila Tequila
Tila Tequila is a whorish midget famous for just that and nothing else. She had a reality show called ‘A Shot At Love’ in which boys and girls competed for the bisexual girl’s completely authentic and totally-not-faked love. If making out with other overly tattooed and plastic surgieried monsters for fifteen minutes of VH1 fame doesn’t make Tila trash, there are plenty of other things that do. Like milking her ‘girlfriend’ Casey Johnson’s untimely death over twitter for publicity. As Tila sent out messages to convey her sadness and grieving to the rest of the world [in under 140 characters, of course], it became more and more obvious that her lack of class reigned supreme over anything resembling dignity and respect.
Tequila is one fake tittied troll who would do almost anything for attention. She faked her own pregnancy and staged a photoshoot at a store where she carried around a fake baby doll in preparation, like any normal and self-respecting mother-to-be. Tila then faked her own miscarriage, claiming she would soon adopt a child from a third world country. How ironic. A child rescued from the jaws of poverty and famine only to be thrown into a world of relentless materialism and stupidity.
Finally, Tila’s mouth is monumentally larger than she. She’s talked trash on other crappy, irrelevant celebrities just like herself. She’s accused her bodyguards of divulging personal details regarding their former celebrity clients — a claim they refuted in the only press release the company’s ever written. It stated that Tila Tequila was an extremely troubled young woman suffering from heaps of drug abuse, a person who needed help before it was ‘too late.’ They also dismissed all of her claims as malicious and untrue. Here’s a video she made of herself incoherently ranting while on a drug binge.
Octomom
Octomom tried to trademark her own name, Octomom. She’s totally full of herself, and her entire gimmick is simply adding to the overpopulation of this earth. She had eight children while living in her mother’s house on welfare, and then tried to make a reality show about the trials and tribulations of her sick, overindulgent life. Child welfare services have investigated her on more than one occasion.
One would think that Octomom should be sympathetic toward Kate Gosselin, another retard with too many kids and a reality show about them. However, Octomom felt differently, and trash-talked her ‘rival’ by claiming Kate was staging ‘candid’ photo-ops and didn’t possess the nice body that Octomom has. She also told tabloids a story about making her own mother ride in the trunk of the car when there wasn’t enough room in the back — she seemed to think it was pretty funny. That’s just cruel.
Octomom is one to talk about staged shoots; here she is posing in a bikini on the beach. Reports from nurses have claimed that Octomom cares way more about television appearances than her own babies, and only visits them when the tapes are rolling. There is recent buzz that she may ‘have to appear in porn‘ to keep her house from being foreclosed upon. It sounds like someone’s a little too resistant to getting a real job like the rest of the world. This semi-celebrity doesn’t have to do porn, and her participation in it would be out of desire because she’s a trashy attention whore who would eat her own babies on live television just for another fifteen minutes of fame.
Jamiee Grubbs
Everyone knows that by selling Tiger Woods’ text messages to the tabloids, mistress Jamiee Grubbs made a fortune. But who thinks about the woman behind this mess? She voluntarily publicized messages in which Tiger basically taunted Grubbs for being a slut, saying she only watched football for the ‘big black guys.’ Grubbs, a porn star, was also unable to tell Tiger what she preferred sexually — other than DP. That stands for Double Penetration. Her most favorite thing is getting railed by two dudes at once, and she told her part-time boyfriend this even when he was clearly trying to illicit any other response (see: “you said dp already, but what else?”).
She’s published the messages where Tiger details ways in which he would like to abuse her in bed, rough her up and treat her like an item he ‘owns’. To each their own; this wouldn’t be so bad if she had kept it to herself like any decent, self-respecting human being.
Snooki
Looking at a picture of Snooki may explain her trashiness better than any words ever could. She enthusiastically flashes her panties on the dance floor. She pole dances at the club. She even dances on the boardwalk, alone, to try and get the attention of her ex boyfriend. He laughs at her.
Snooki is a reality television star from the infamous Jersey Shore, a VH1 series that follows cast members through a summer spent living together in a house at the New Jersey Shore. On the very first night, Snooki gets completely wasted and tries to make out with various boys in the house. She strips in the hot tub, and then promptly passes out in there afterward. Everyone else leaves her behind to go out drinking, since her bedtime was only a sweet 11 PM.
From the beginning, Snooki’s on a quest for love, or whatever you would call finding a ‘juicehead’ [what she has stated to be her ideal man] at the club before convincing him to drunkenly bang her at what is basically the show’s frat house. The first guy Snooki brought home got sick and threw up on himself before she walked him home like his mother. The second guy become disinterested after the first date and ignored her calls before finally having an incredibly awkward, unenthusiastic phone conversation about how he ‘might’ be able to make it if he doesn’t have to work late (see: obvious hints that say “I really just don’t like you”).
After the show was over, what was a trashy attention whore to do? Take awkward looking nudes, spread a rumor about the creation of said nudes, deny nudes ever exist, release nudes. All of these actions were performed between carefully calculated intervals as to prolong her fifteen minutes for as long as she could.
Pamela Anderson
Look at that picture. How is this woman still alive?
Danny Bonaduce
Danny Bonaduce is the little trainwreck that just couldn’t. He started out as a child star, acting in The Partridge Family during adolescence. Not long after that ship had sailed, Bonaduce was arrested in 1990 on drunk driving charges. It was foreshadowing to a long road of crazy antics and various drug addictions. In 1991, he was arrested for allegedly punching a man during a bar brawl. He was also apprehended for assaulting a prostitute after finding out he was a transvestite. Bonaduce’s been in and out of rehab for cocaine and alcohol, and much of his alcoholism was documented on his reality show, Breaking Bonaduce. Bonaduce was often seen in an inebriated state, humiliating himself in one way or another. He constantly berated his wife, starting explosive fights during bouts of unwarranted jealousy. In one episode, Bonaduce makes an impromptu appearance at one of her band practices, angered that she’s merely in the presence of other males. But Bonaduce seems unaware of the humiliation he’s caused himself with insecurities and addictions, and continued to insult her even after they got divorced — he does it on his own radio show even after the divorce. It was the same one he was later fired from because he couldn’t manage to show up on time. Bonaduce’s co-host began to hate him after a while, and he was promptly removed.
Steve-O
Steve-O: America’s favorite drug addict. Steve-O, a graduate of clown college, is most famous for his involvement in the TV/movie phenomenon known as Jackass. The point of Jackass was to perform ridiculous stunts which more than likely would result in injury, but Steve-O’s role was slightly different in the way that his antics typically involved physically modifying his body or appearance in a humiliating, sometimes permanent way. He was like the kid you could tell to do anything and know they would do it before even asking. He got a tattoo while riding in the back of a jeep driving over a rocky path. Steve-O has waxed his eyebrows together, pierced his butt shut, stapled his balls to his legs, and stuck a fish hook through his cheek.
Steve-O was almost always wasted. His episode of MTV Crib’s toured his dingy, filthy apartment where he lived alone. While his friends from Jackass had moved onto normal lives after the show’s end, Steve-O continued to live in squalor and be incredibly self destructive. In a 2009 bio-documentary appropriately titled “Steve-O: Rise and Demise”, Steve-O openly used drugs like nitrous oxide to cocaine. During one part of the film, Steve-O is shown having a seizure as a result of his rampant nitrous oxide abuse. He’s been arrested on multiple occasions for things like swallowing a condom full of drugs.
Trying to reclaim the spotlight, Steve-O started performing awful rap songs, which were completely unsuccessful. In a 2007 appearance on the Adam Corolla show, Stevo is so drunk he can’t form a coherent sentence. He curses, kicks through a glass coffee table, and is escorted offstage.
Jesse Camp
Remember that filthy, grungy guy from the first TRL “Wanna be a VJ?” competition? He was Jesse Camp, a street rat whose sentences all sounded like a single word. Camp was known for looking dirty, shabby, and homeless, which many people believed he was. It was a facade, and though Camp even told his fans that he had been homeless for some time, the rumor was untrue. Camp always looked like a space cadet, and incessantly slurred when he spoke. Camp had attended a reputable prep school called Loomis Chaffee in his home state of Connecticut. The fake homeless kid ended his stint on MTV after only a year, when the VJ gigs ended, as did his short-lived show, Lunch With Jesse.
In 2008, Jesse was filmed outside his long lost love — TRL. He took his dick out for the camera. Some girl yells out that it’s really small. It was a sad testament to how badly he wanted what had ended with his fifteen minutes — attention. Around the same time, Camp was also filmed wandering the streets of LA and looking legitimately homeless this time. Since quitting his job at a local pet shop earlier that year, his employment status has been unknown.
Anna Nicole Smith
Anna Nicole has been dead for a while, but her trashiness was so abundant that she’s still made it onto this list even after a few years have passed. Anna Nicole Smith was a high school dropout from Texas, and first became famous for her feature in a 1993 issue of Playboy. Smith is notorious for having married a multi-millionaire 63 years older than she, a man she met while working the pole in a Houston strip club. When her husband died, the large portion he had left Smith in his will was denied to her. Smith did would any loving, grieving widow with already questionable intentions would do: create an epic fiasco by taking the matter to court for a months long battle.
Besides Smith’s choice to sell herself to some old guy for money, she got horribly addicted to drugs for years until finally overdosing on a myriad of pills. Although she did a great job of raising a son, Daniel, who also overdosed on drugs — he died when he was only 17 — shortly after she had another child. She’s caught on film wearing clown makeup, sounding confused and asking if ‘this were a mushroom trip’. Seriously. Smith’s wasted camera appearance was a repeated one, and the public came to expect drunken, incoherent speeches like the one where she rants about Jesus.
Heidi Montag
Heidi Montag is another disposable reality television clone, famous for her role as a shallow debutante on The Hills. Montag has defended herself as a morally upright Christian, although she did spread a rumor that Hills co-star Lauren Conrad had a sex tape circulating around. Montag has admitted an addiction to plastic surgery, and acknowledges that her last out of a total ten almost got her killed:
“I had too much Demerol like Michael Jackson did and my breathing was five breaths per minute which is like almost dead.”
She’s had so many surgeries that she literally couldn’t move her face during one interview. There are pictures of her looking totally expressionless or morbidly sad, it’s hard to tell. But really, it’s just that her plastic face is frozen into one position only. She actually used to be cute, but now looks like a hot dog with little gumballs pushed under a slit in its skin. Montag also took a stab at pop music, spending the majority of her savings to create an album that she said would revolutionize pop music. It sold less than 1000 copies.
Britney Spears
How could one even mention the word ‘trash’ without thinking of Britney Spears? Her trashiness is so out of control it can only be comprehensively summarized in list form. Britney’s life includes:
- Britney’s bodyguard found her demented and rambling in a dirty hotel room next to meth paraphernalia.
- She lost custody of her children after testimonies in court that she had left them unattended beside a pool, spent little time with them, gave them to a nurse or maid if they cried, and was generally uninterested and neglectful.
- Shaved her head during a freakout in which she attacked a paparazzi’s vehicle with an umbrella.
- Was air lifted to the loony bin.
- Photographed almost dropping her baby.
- Ruining expensive dresses at a photoshoot by wiping her greasy fried chicken hands on them. She had also shown up late and spent over an hour in the bathroom. Then she asked if the ceiling was falling down on her.
- Frequently neglects to wear a bra, dresses like a redneck meth addict.
- Is under court ordered conservatorship – her father has the same rights over her he would if she were under 18.
- Allegations from the bodyguards accused her of frequent nakedness, child neglect, drug abuse, poor personal hygiene.
- Has a song about how much she loves threesomes called “Three.”
Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan is a child movie star who dived deep into drug addiction after her adolescence. She’s infamous for her unprofessionalism, showing up to photoshoots late, being overly spoiled bitch. Arrested multiple times on DUI and drug charges, Lohan has been in and out of various rehabs but still continues to drink and party. She’s been captured on film doing drugs and looking like a wasted, sometimes passed out, mess.
In 2009, Lohan mentored a fashion line that failed miserably, and soon after had the audacity to try and pass off another designer’s stockings as her own. Her crappy reputation has left her fading quickly from the Hollywood scene – no one wants to deal with her antics anymore, especially since her diminishing talents have left her virtually useless. Standing around and looking nice isn’t an option anymore, either — Lohan appears disgruntled and sloppy in all of her recent photos, despite claims that she’s ‘clean’ and doing well.
Lohan’s publicity stunts, or ways of yelling ‘look at me!’ after realizing people are becoming disinterested in her bratty schtick, include: being the victim of a fake robbery (she was caught on tape robbing her own house), tweeting a topless photo of herself (NSFW), and attempting to sue E*Trade over a light and jovial reference to her in one of their commercials. Get over it, Lindsay.