Make Your Bachelor Party Memorable – With Automatic Weapons

As many men approach 30, they suffer from bachelor party fatigue. There’s only so many times you can go to Vegas in a year and the agenda is pretty much set in stone:

-Pool
-Expensive Group Dinner
-Gamble
-Club
-Strip Club

Far be it from me to knock any of those activities, but they tend to bleed together from one trip to another. Is getting a table at Tao really that different from getting one at Light? Is gambling at the Bellagio any more or less fun than at the Encore? Not in my experience. The sum of my Vegas bachelor party trips have been a beautiful, hedonistic haze.

So how do you create a memorable bachelor party?

Machine guns are a step in the right direction.

At the Las Vegas Gun Range and Firearm Center, you can shoot the shit out of most anything and take home an experience that is (God willing) unlike any other you have had in Vegas.

If they were able to package this place with a steakhouse, bar, and strip club I think we would be on the verge of the first-ever all-inclusive bachelor party resort. Write your congressman.

Here’s an overview of what you’re in for (sweet guitar soundtrack courtesy of 1987):