Made Man hit us up with a list of the sexiest sidekicks that includes some dubious entries. The first entry (#10) is Kristen Wiig, and then it gets weirder with entries such as Gillian Anderson, Tinkerbell, The Band Camp Girl (in Buffy), then downright illogical with the #1 entry being Tina Fey’s Liz Lemon character from 30 Rock. Who is she even a sidekick to?
I’ve decided to devote the next 90 seconds or so to listing who should be on this list in lieu of the aforementioned long-shots. Let’s go.
Penny from Inspector Gadget
She MIGHT have been a month or two shy of 18, but that show was like 25 years ago. We'd all like to see how she turned out.
Sookie Stackhouse
Don't really feel like I need to defend this one. So I'm not gonna. Fine. She's REALLY hot.
Sacagawea
I'm assuming that some of our readership find patriotism and a sense of adventure sexy. I don't, but this isn't just about me.
Sarah Conner
"Sidekick" doesn't have to mean "pussy". She proves this. Top the looks off with the ability to rumble with the Williams sisters in a cage match and here we are.
Patty Hearst
The fact that it was so real makes her so wrong she's right. Also, she's totally rich.
Ok. To be fair to Made Man, the well on hot female sidekicks isn’t as deep as one would like. Someone make a movie with more of them. Or shoot me an email and at least let me know of some I missed.
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