10 Reasons Why You Wouldn’t Want to Date Megan Fox

All of which are COMPLETELY outweighed by the one reason you would.  Bro Bible here lists 10 reasons (from Megan herself) that we wouldn’t want to date Megan Fox.

Sorry Megan, still want to bang you like a kettle drum.

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