By Scooter Van Neuter
New Iranian tactical heavy bomber
TEHRAN (SR) – Iranian Supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said Monday that his country will deliver a punch that will stun the Western world during this week’s 31st anniversary of the Islamic revolution.
“The Iranian nation, with its unity and God’s grace will serve a powerful punch that will leave them (Western powers) stunned,” Khamenei told a gathering of air force personnel.
The Pentagon brushed aside the Iranian leader’s threat, saying intelligence sources indicate the punch does not constitute a serious danger to the United States.
“We believe it’s the same common Middle Eastern yogurt and fruit punch, “Mango Lassi,” with maybe some rat poison or antifreeze added. We suggest Westerners just not drink it,” said a Pentagon spokesman.
Khamenei was at the Tehran air force base to announce the formation of Iran’s first tactical heavy bomber wing.
My comments: I wouldn’t drink punch made with yogurt even without the rat poison. Also, I’m not all that impressed with their stupid air force. Let’s enjoy a delicious margarita while we cower in our bomb shelters:)
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