Senator: Investigate Global Warming, Waterboard Gore

By Scooter Van Neuter

Possible Al Gore sighting?

WASHINGTON (SR) – Senator James Inhofe asked the Obama administration today to investigate the actions of climate scientists revealed by the Climategate Files, and demanded Attorney General Eric Holder find, arrest, and torture Al Gore.

“In [Gore’s] science fiction movie, every assertion has been rebutted,” Inhofe said. “This bloviating leftist gas-bag needs to be waterboarded into finally telling the truth, as if he had any concept of what that is.”

Gore’s former boss, Bill Clinton, was quick to come to his colleague’s defense, calling Inhofe’s comments “ridiculous,” and saying Gore “could no more tell a lie than me.”

Mr. Gore has not been seen since the Climategate incident collapsed the global warming argument. Reports indicate he may be living abroad under an assumed identity.

My comments: Al Gore definitely deserves to be tortured for making us use these stupid squiggly light bulbs. I hope they find him.

Gather Sig

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