Vin Diesel Can Eat It.
The 1985 action classic (in my opinion, anyway) Commando, is getting the remake treatment, says Fox. It’s being reworked by David Ayer, who wrote Training Day, so while it could be, you know, good, it is very unlikely to be as cool (unless they decide to include the 15-minute montage of Arnold loading guns). While it is extremely unlikely that Arnold or Alyssa Milano will be reprising their roles, we all hold out hope that the fat, Australian Freddie Mercury look-alike will be returning, chain mail vest and all.
His Agent Says He's Available
This announcement follows news of the Predator sequel/reboot Predators, featuring Adrien Brody and Terminator: Salvation. It looks like a whole new generation of moviegoers will be privy to the phenomenon that was Arnold Schwarzenegger’s 1980’s film career. Without Arnold in any of the films. Bizarre.
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