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  • Butterfingers now insured against people laying fingers on them

    There are lots of things one can insure: a false nose, six-pack abs, celebrity boobs, you get the picture. Add to that: Nestlé’s Butterfinger candy bar. Last week, the world’s largest food company insured its "crispety, crunchety peanut butter" candy brand through global insurance market Lloyd’s of London. (The policy is worth $1 million.) The move was meant to underscore Nestlé’s seriousness behind its brand tagline: "Nobody’s gonna lay a finger on my Butterfinger!" In true insurance spirit, Nestlé that same day (April Fool’s, but "this is no joke," the brand insists) also kicked off an ad campaign to get the word out: Through April 14, consumers can file an online claim if someone indeed touches their Butterfinger. Nestlé will mail out a coupon for one free Butterfinger bar to the first 100,000 consumers. (It’s a no-questions-asked policy.) Geez. If only it were really that way with insurance!

    —Posted by Elaine Wong

  • Pantene hair-care contest offers weird Brett Michaels grand prize

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    Now here’s a contest that could be right up my alley. Dubbed "the world’s first reality hair ad," it’s a Procter & Gamble-sponsored casting call for chicks who’d like to try Pantene shampoo during a live commercial with product pitchwoman and What Not to Wear star Stacy London. Well, I have a lot of hair, and it often needs to be washed, so I might just give this a shot. But other than a brief TV appearance on May 25 and spanking clean locks (and maybe a cut and style thrown in?), what could I win? Answer: tickets to a Bret Michaels concert, first-class airfare, backstage passes and a ride on his tour bus. Wait, what? You mean I’d get a freshly laundered ‘do just to hang around in a sea of skanky Rock of Love rejects in Michaels’ entourage? Is this really the kind of brand message P&G wants to put out? Besides, any association between Michaels and hair products is a head scratcher, since I suspect his wispy blonde tendrils are actually extensions sewn into his ever-present bandana. No bandana? Hello, baldie! So, I think I’ve changed my mind about uploading an audition video, but I sure appreciate the twisted attempt at humor. Thanks, P&G!

    —Posted by T.L. Stanley

  • Everyone’s buying an iPad, even those who then just annihilate it

    Since it’s clear that no one wants to read about anything but the iPad today, here’s a video of a guy destroying one with a baseball bat. There’s not much to learn here, except that iPads apparently are not strong enough to withstand the repeated blows from a blunt instrument. But the video is more intriguing for the questions it raises than those it answers. For instance, what type of person waits in line for hours and plunks down $500 for an iPad, parks himself in front of a line of consumers waiting for their own iPad and then beats it to a pulp? Is this performance art? If so, what is the artist trying to say? Perhaps it’s a statement about materialism in the 21st century? Or maybe it’s just a dumb guy with lots of money who needs the attention.

    —Posted by Todd Wasserman

  • Old Spice teaches guys another neat party trick: the pec bounce!

    Shirts off to the deodorant category for teaching we fellas how to do some nifty things. First came Axe in 2009. With some help of a sweat-streaked skateboard god Ryan Scheckler, the company taught us "double pits to chesty"—a Z-shaped motion designed to deposit Axe’s coitus-inducing scents under our arms and on our chests, too! Now we have "Punch," a new Old Spice spot from Wieden + Kennedy in which retired linebacker Terry Crews shows us guys yet another dude maneuver. Pitching the new Old Spice Odor Blocker Body Wash, the former NFL star stands shirtless in the locker room and alternately flexes his pectorals so they bounce. No, we’re not kidding—there are squishy sound effects to accompany it. Hey dudes, you gotta go home and try that. Too bad getting rock-hard pecs isn’t as easy as buying some Old Spice.

    —Posted by Robert Klara

  • L.A.’s rolling Bathroom Truck a golden opportunity for marketers

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    Caution: bathroom humor ahead! Here’s what a few smart marketers have learned about catering to people’s on-the-go lives: Open a public potty, create buttloads of goodwill. (Sorry, couldn’t resist.) It started with Charmin’s sparkling-clean toilets in Times Square at holiday time. An overwhelming success, it’s become an annual event, with more amenities and media gimmicks added each year. Now, a new player on the Left Coast promises to help out roadside pee-pee dancers in the Los Angeles area with a tricked-out rolling john called the Bathroom Truck. Backed by a group called the Coalition of Food Trucks, the designer potty has started making a splash, so to speak, traveling behind some of the town’s most popular food trucks. (Exotic food on wheels has become a phenom in this car-crazy city, and the Bathroom Truck intends to tail the likes of Fish Lips Sushi, Baby’s Badass Burgers, Kogi BBQ and Nom Nom, among others.) Features include comfy Tempur-Pedic seat covers, cushy Charmin paper, a bidet and an attendant with a strong stomach and a bunch of primping items and Lifesavers. Since the coalition is a non-profit group, sponsorships have to be in the offing. Charmin could go for an East Coast-West Coast domination of the mobile potty business, which would be a natural. Or some other brand could wade in. Hat tip to Thrillist for pointing out the new sanitation station.

    —Posted by T.L. Stanley

  • Old Navy direct mail gets more colorful with tote-bag promotion

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    Is it just me or are direct-mail marketing promotions getting more creative (and more colorful)? In the recent past, I’ve received Victoria’s Secret coupons in the shape of (pardon me) underwear, a catalog with a holographic cover, and this week, a bright-yellow Old Navy booklet telling me to "stuff" a tote bag and get 20 percent off everything inside. I can’t quite pinpoint what exactly caught my attention: the four-page spread showcasing the retailer’s eco-friendly totes, the cartoon bee that proclaims "I ♥ Stuff & Save," or an enclosed sticker that reads, "Note to self: Get 10% off at Old Navy with my tote from May-July!" Think about it … Old Navy has gotten so sneaky, it’s including stickers that you can paste on your fridge, bathroom mirror or wallet—anything that will get you to shop at its stores. 

    —Posted by Elena Malykhina

  • Apple’s iPad gets 30 minutes of love from ABC’s ‘Modern Family’

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    All of geekdom is salivating over the launch of the iPad this Saturday, and nerdy Phil, one of the main characters on ABC’s hit sitcom Modern Family, was no exception in this week’s episode, dubbed "Game Changer." In fact, the self-described early adopter, whose birthday on the show coincides with the debut of the coveted tablet, says that "Steve Jobs and God" must’ve gotten together to make his special day even more special. One of the episode’s main plots revolves around the wacky pursuit of an iPad after Phil’s wife oversleeps and misses the initial batch, which sold like hot cakes in the wee hours. So, yes, there’s a lot of very valuable product placement that the device doesn’t even need. I’m convinced Apple paid nothing here, simply giving a nod to the writers to liberally sprinkle in iPad references and glam shots at will. Expect this to be the first in a long line of iPad cameos on TV series. In this case, it certainly fits with a character that fans have come to love as a techie who’d be crushed without the newest must-have gadget. And when he finds out that his son put out the word that he was dying in order to score an iPad, he’ll be OK with it.

    —Posted by T.L. Stanley

  • Stride’s mystery flavor not all that appetizing on April Fool’s Day

    It’s April Fool’s Day, and the stunts are coming fast and furious. First, there was Google’s somewhat lame "Topeka" gag, then Ben & Jerry’s "Virtual Ice Cream." Now, Cadbury Adams’s Stride gum is offering its own hijinks via its Facebook site. Some 600,000 fans on the site got a sneak peak of its new mystery flavor, called Mega Mystery. For the uninitiated, Stride and agency JWT began teasing the flavor last month with TV ads that showed a guy who was just about to reveal what the gum tasted like only to get attacked by a hoard of ostriches. (Happens all the time, I suppose.) Today, Stride offered several taste comparisons. In one vid, Mega Mystery "may or may not" taste like the smell of puppies. In another, it tastes like poppin’ a wheelie. Finally, it tastes like the Internet. Funny, that’s probably what Ben & Jerry’s Virtual Ice Cream tastes like, too. In reality, though, we all know it tastes like Topeka.

    —Posted by Todd Wasserman

  • ‘Insanely funny’ humor site about Apple is not actually that funny

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    Any member of the press who’s ever tried to write about Apple can attest that the company doesn’t have a great sense of humor. The company’s Stalinesque grip on information no doubt helps create maximum buzz for every announcement, but it’s also at odds with the brand’s genial image fostered via advertising. That’s why it’s somewhat surprising that two TBWA\Chiat\Day insiders have started an Onion-like humor site called Scoopertino that aims to be "insanely funny." Michael Rylander and Ken Segall, two of the brains behind the "Think different" campaign, launched the site with some stuff that so far is, at best, sanely funny. "Apple Board Fractures in Steve Jobs Salary Spat," reads one headline, noting that Jobs is asking for a 5-cent raise over his current $1. "Apple Store Experimenting with Genius Bar Wedding Service," reads another, which is less funny than plausible since a couple did recently get married in an Apple Store. It’s humor in that vein—gentle swipes that seem aimed more at the rumors around Apple than at the company itself. It’s certainly not the more pointed (and amazingly prescient) stuff like this that The Onion has published.

    —Posted by Todd Wasserman

  • Wrigley getting all secretive and sci-fi to introduce 5 React gum

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    Upon visiting 5react.com, you will feel as if you’ve entered a virtual world or a preview for an upcoming video game. It’s hard to believe that such large theatrics (a spaceship-like landing page, sci-fi music, secret messages) were created for the launch of such a small product: gum. How did I find the site? By being one of the lucky ones to receive a black envelope containing a sample of Wrigley’s new 5 React gum, 3-D glasses, and a code that promises to "unlock your personalized sensory experience." But it can’t be unlocked unless you connect with Facebook and share your experience with friends. I won’t spoil the fun for all those waiting for their black envelopes, especially considering the traction this viral effort is getting on 5 React’s Facebook page. (It has more than 1 million fans.) I’m putting on my 3-D glasses as we speak.

    —Posted by Elena Malykhina

  • We’ll happily try chocolate samples … but in boxes, not baggies

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    So, we get back from Texas (we were at the IRI CPG Summit—did you follow us on Twitter?) and there’s this bulky package on our desk. We open it, and lo and behold, there are itty-bitty, bite-sized pieces of chocolate and cocoa powder in Ziploc bags. Color-coded, too. Yikes! Reminds us of the time we served on the jury of a major Philadelphia narcotics bust. The National Confectioners Association’s Chocolate Council apparently sent us these chocolates, and they’re part of an educational, behind-the-scenes look at chocolate making. (The press kit even comes with an instructional CD, complete with two videos by master chocolatier Jacques Torres.) The white chocolate, for instance, is made of "a blend of cocoa butter, milk, sugar and flavor. No chocolate solids are present, which explains the lack of brown color," the Chocolate Deconstructed Tasting Guide says. Gotta give ’em props—the package caught our eye. But even our senior researcher, Jim English, who loves all things sweet, took a pass on it. Stuff that comes in little baggies is a tad scary.

    —Posted by Elaine Wong

  • H&M dancers keep wheezing death rattle of the flash mob at bay

    Retailer H&M got considerable bang for its buck with this video—in fact, there was probably no buck involved at all. Yet the clip, shot in San Francisco’s Union Square, has gotten more than 28,000 views in the space of about two days. Apparently, few can resist the charms of 55 break-dancing youngsters clad in the latest Euro fast-fashion clothes. Though some bloggers have moaned that flash mobs are oh so 2008, this San Francisco stunt, engineered by Mr. Youth, at least has the virtue of showing off some new product. And at least they’re not singing the "I’m a Pepper" song.

    —Posted by Todd Wasserman

  • Do you feel lucky? The folks in Valley View Casino’s ads sure do.

    Making any kind of claim in broadcast or print media has always been a bit of a tricky affair. If you sell an anti-aging potion, you obviously can’t say it makes people younger, so you’d better stick with something suitably loopholed like: "May help reduce the appearance of lines and wrinkles." OK, but what if you’re in the casino business? Assuming the odds of winning are the same at your place as they are on the felt in Vegas or Monte Carlo, you’d better not say your place is luckier. But judging by a new TV spot from San Diego’s Valley View Casino, your customers can—or at least come awfully close. In this 30-second ad (shot by Peter Rodger, who directed the 2009 documentary Oh My God), casino guests look at the camera and say why they bring their quarters to Valley View. "These must be the loosest slots!" chirps one. "I feel more lucky here than in Vegas," says another. Affirms a third smiling guest: "I win here—I like that." Hmmm. Well, one thing’s for sure: Even if you lose your shirt, the lobster buffet’s free on your first visit.

    —Posted by Robert Klara

  • You, too, can save the country of Sweden in this viral campaign

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    If you saw Service International Union and MoveOn’s "Enemy of America" Glenn Beck viral video, you’re aware that we’ve entered an age where stuff like "Elf Yourself" looks laughably primitive. If you haven’t seen the "Enemy" video—imagine that someone created a video with Glenn Beck ranting about you and intimate details of your life (which you had providing by agreeing to share your Facebook information). Now, Sweden’s TV licensing body, Radiotjänst, and Draftfcb Stockholm are experimenting with the technology, too. Behold this ad, and you will see a dramatic announcement about the "hero" who is making life better for the average Swede—who is making sure they can trust what they see on TV and hear on the radio, and that the voices of the weak are heard. Yes, we’re talking about … me. I got a cheap ego boost watching hordes of Swedes cheering my image on billboards and being referred to as a Swedish hero. Why not try it out as well, at least until every advertiser under the sun runs a similar viral this summer.

    —Posted by Todd Wasserman

  • Lady Gaga brand keeps growing with fun Sesame Street mashup

    Earlier this month, we wrote about Lady Gaga’s latest video, "Telephone," and how it has reached new heights in terms of product placement. It’s quite clear that the pop star has turned her music and personal style into a successful brand. And then her fans extend the brand with their own mashups, like this Sesame Street-themed version of the "Telephone" video, with the song blasting to images of a disco party, Bert and Ernie talking on the phone and segments from Gaga’s actual video. It doesn’t appear to be an official Sesame Street production, but pre-schoolers are about the only ones not getting a heavy dose of Gaga these days.



    —Posted by Elena Malykhina

  • Americans are a joke in Burger King’s Middle East commercials

    Stupid Americans are the focus of a series of Burger King ads running in the Middle East. The premise is that two Arab men are having a BK meal with a pair of American girls who really aren’t very bright, or at least aren’t all that worldly. "So, you’re from the Middle East. Isn’t that like the capital of Arabia or something?" one of them asks. "Isn’t that, like, the desert or something?" Then the camera goes inside the dense woman’s head to show how her views of life in the region are based on Star Wars movies and maybe Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves. "You all must be loaded!" she says at another point, to which one of the men replies, "We have oil wells in the, uh, backyard." To be sure, the Americans are presented as thick, but nice, sort of like the American couple in Slumdog Millionaire. Still, it’s not clear how this creative will go down with BK’s stalwart customers back home. I guess we’ll find out. According to the story linked above, the ads were done by Dubai-based Tonic Communications for the Gulf region’s Burger King franchise holder, Riyadh-based Olayan Group, a Saudi-owned international conglomerate.

    —Posted by Todd Wasserman

  • The best of South by Southwest branding, from Door Number 3

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    By Bryan Keplesky, Door Number 3 art director

      It’s been a week since the 2010 South by Southwest Interactive, Film and Music Conference came to a close. The taped-up posters and trash on the streets of downtown Austin have been swept away. All the free schwag has been itemized and tossed or stowed. And every brand that came into town to promote itself has packed up and gone home. In fact, right now, from Door Number 3’s Austin perch, it doesn’t look like one of the largest annual conferences in the country even took place. So, with another SXSW gone, the question remains: What is there to take away from a branding, marketing and advertising perspective?


    Anywhere Twitter Still Reigns

    SXSW Interactive (SXSWi) only reinforces how cyclical these new social-media technologies can be. MySpace, a huge presence a few years ago, was never really mentioned at all, although it continued to partner with Spin during the Music portion by hosting a daily lounge. Facebook’s face time has diminished as well, unless it was spoken about in the context of user privacy.

      Twitter continues to be the dominant social-media brand discussed at SXSWi. This year, Twitter CEO Evan Williams, in his keynote interview, unveiled a new platform called @Anywhere (there was no new advertising platform, as was wildly gossiped about leading up to his keynote). So, what exactly is @Anywhere? The official descriptions and explanations have been pretty vague so far, only going as far as saying that partner Web sites (e.g. NYTimes.com, YouTube, Yahoo! and others) can integrate the Twitter experience through Javascript on their respective sites. The overall public reaction has been tepid. It’s a "wait and see" moment.



    Location, Location, Location

    Foursquare @Anywhere may not be the technological Second Coming, but has anything else filled the void? Well, location-based applications (Foursquare, Gowalla, Brightkite, etc.) were the subject of more panels at SXSWi than anything else. But none of them have been able to grab the spotlight from Twitter. There’s one big reason for this. No one—and that includes developers, users and advertisers—knows what, exactly, to do with them. Are they games? Are they another way for people to keep in touch with each other or explore the cities in which they live? Are they just to keep a record of where you’ve been? There’s a lot of interest in how adding location to the social-media mix will change the way we all interact. There’s just no definitive answer, and no definitive application. Yet.

      But brands are especially interested in location-based apps. Brands were way late to Twitter, and don’t want to miss an opportunity to get in on the ground floor of the next big thing. But the same dilemmas we’ve seen in the past are coming up again when figuring out how to integrate brands and social media. The people who use these apps don’t want to be overwhelmed with ads, or with inauthentic messaging. Also, there still aren’t tons of people using location-based apps, which makes large-scale ad campaigns a tough sell.

      If no one figures out a way to advertise in these apps (although the campaign Foursquare did with Pepsi was successful), there is no question that brands can still get immense value from the data of the apps. In fact, Foursquare just announced a new suite of free analytic tools that will allow businesses to keep track of visitors to their establishments. There’s a world of data that location-based apps are capturing—essentially, the daily habits of their users. What brand wouldn’t want access to that?



    Eset Take It to the Streets

    Downtown Austin was flooded with a variety of street marketing, and all the usual vehicles were there: posters, attractive street teams, branded cars, Segways (yeah), aerial banners and eco-friendly sidewalk graffiti. The problem is that most of this was nothing more than noise. One brand that did a good job of street marketing, though, was ESET, a maker of anti-virus software. Utilizing branded vehicles, street-team schwag and a sprawling interactive billboard, ESET (with a campaign created with Monster Media and BBDO West) was able to capture attention multiple times and in various locations.

      It was creatively executed, especially the way old tech and new tech were used together. This simply reinforces that when new technology comes into the public space, brands should look at it as another tool in the ever-expanding tool kit. In the case of ESET, a lone interactive billboard (albeit a really cool one) wouldn’t have been enough to get people talking. But combined with the traditional ways of getting eyeballs on logos and promotional scwhag in hands, ESET and its creative partners demonstrated that all the newest flashes and bangs are cool, but are most effective when worked into a solid overall strategy.



    Cue the Music

    Fader The SXSW Music festival brings in a whole new wave of street marketing. The reality that brands at SXSW have to face is that people on the streets are moving quickly from one show to another. Brands that can successfully integrate into events are much more successful. Even Mountain Dew has its own record label, Green Label Sound. They had an official showcase with buzz-worthy bands like Neon Indian. People were there, as were Mountain Dew-branded ephemera and photo booths.

      There’s no better team creating a branded event for a captive audience than Levi’s + Fader Fort. Combining Fader magazine’s access to cool bands and Levi’s cash, the Fader Fort (as it’s casually called, though once inside the branding is all Levi’s) was a four-day free event. There’s a Levi’s store, tons of imagery from Levi’s "Americana hipster" ad campaign, and free alcohol (courtesy of Budweiser and Southern Comfort). It’s a marketer’s playground. Why try to take your brand to the streets when, for the right cost, you can create an event within SXSW? It was free to RSVP, and the lines were long to get in, perfecting the delicate balancing act of being inclusive yet exclusive.

      SXSW continues to attract the big bands, the big thinkers and the big tastemakers. That will keep the big brands (and the small brands) making the annual trek to Austin. The brands that leave an impression on people, as opposed to getting tossed into the trash the day after SXSW, are the ones that focus on the experience. They can filter out the noise and the chatter. SXSW is one of the greatest things about Austin, and the brands that can enhance that experience come out in the win column. Door Number 3 will be back at it again next year, keeping tabs and keeping score for you.



    Doornumber3 About Door Number 3 (www.dn3austin.com)

    Since its beginning in 1994, indie shop Door Number 3 has unlocked and unleashed its unique style of advertising and branding for clients from coast to coast. While respecting standard practices and appreciating proven methods, the maverick boutique shop goes far beyond causing consumer reaction. Instead, Door Number 3 influences behavior. Based in culturally and creatively rich Austin, Texas, the award-winning advertising, media and interactive agency represents a diverse stable of clients including the Alamo, Dallas Stars Hockey, Aramco, Habitat for Humanity, the Austin Film Festival, the University of Wyoming, Dallas/Fort Worth Area Tourism Council and CEDRA Corporation. Door Number 3 has been named one of 50 Central Texas Businesses to be named "Best Places to Work" by the Austin Business Journal.

  • Ultimate Fighting Championship is coming to a theater near you

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    How to Train Your Dragon, the latest 3-D spectacle, isn’t the only entertainment rumbling at the multiplex this weekend. Ultimate Fighting Championship, for the first time, will air a live welterweight fight Saturday night in 300 AMC, Regal and other movie-theater chains via a deal with NCM Fathom. UFC 111: St. Pierre vs. Hardy is scheduled for 10 p.m. ET. The UFC, which stages about a dozen pay-per-view events each year for cable and satellite distribution, has pummeled its young male target with marketing for the new venture. There have been trailers on 7,500 screens, e-mail blasts to half a million UFC fans, Google and Yahoo! search-engine marketing, video clips in 600 sports clubs, theater posters, college-newspaper ad buys and grassroots outreach to 500-plus mixed martial arts clubs. The pact calls for more UFC events this year with NCM Fathom, which has screened everything from operas and faith-based movies to Golden Boy Promotions’ pro boxing. More info here.

    —Posted by T.L. Stanley

  • Leave the world a better place, says cremation company’s pitch

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    Let’s all contemplate our mortality, shall we? And this question: Just what kind of dead guy will you be—the afterlife version of a Hummer, resting under a giant marble monument to your fabulousness, or an eco-friendly pile of ashes that can easily fit into an old flower vase? If you’re interested in the latter, the Neptune Society would like a word. For the first time ever, the country’s largest independent cremation company has launched an ad campaign in USA Today with the tagline: "Think outside the wooden box!" See the full ad here. I’m still trying to decide if that’s the best use of marketing jargon ever or the worst. The marketer, aiming to take advantage of a steady uptick in cremations, will run the print ad once a month for the rest of the year. It has the industry stock-in-trade language about planning your great getaway now so your grieving relatives don’t have to do it later and saving money by choosing cremation over old-school funeral services. But the hat tip to the environment, referenced in the "Leave the world a better place" kicker? Smart and zeitgeist-y! So there you have it. No matter how green you think you are, apparently pushing up daisies doesn’t reduce your carbon footprint.

    —Posted by T.L. Stanley

  • Put some faces to the names of the world’s most famous brands

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    The four guys who founded Harley-Davidson (above) look more like bankers than bikers. Albert Goodwill Spaulding, the man whose name graces millions of basketballs, was actually a pro baseball player. And the real Wendy Thomas (below), whose picture used to hang in Wendy’s fast-food restaurants, is slightly more demonic-looking than the chain’s cartoon version. So many things to glean from Life magazine’s feature, "Hi, Rubik! Faces Behind the Brands," which gathers 32 photographs of folks whose names, products, inventions and franchises are now world famous. Chewing-gum titan William Wrigley Jr. is here, looking kind of like W.C. Fields, as are jeweler-to-the-stars Harry Winston, tea baron Sir Thomas Johnstone Lipton and glamour-girl designer Coco Chanel, rocking an awesome hat and pearls. The pics are great—Erno Rubik of the Rubik’s Cube is surrounded by the blocks of frustration he unleashed on the world, and Mary Kay Ash of Mary Kay Cosmetics reminds us how fabulous an early-’80s Dallas hairdo could be. Oh, and if you’re wondering, in the photo above, that’s three Davidsons (from left, brothers William, Walter and Arthur) and one Harley (William S.).

    —Posted by T.L. Stanley

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