Author: Marc Perton

  • Eat Your Double Down At the KFC Yum! Center

    Sick of hearing about the KFC Double Down yet? If you’re not, and you live in KFC’s home town of Louisville, KY, you’ll soon be able to order one — and pretty much anything else from KFC, Taco Bell and Pizza Hut — in the KFC Yum! Center, a $238 million, 22,000-seat facility scheduled to open in November. Louisville-based Yum! Brands, parent to KFC and its brandmates, paid $13.5 million for naming rights to the stadium.

    The new arena will be home to the University of Louisville’s basketball teams, and will host other events. Business First of Louisville reports that the 10-year contract also gives Yum the right to open seven concessions throughout the arena, which will feature KFC, Taco Bell and Pizza Hut products.

    Yum will also get “prominent exterior signage on each side of the building and on the arena roof” and “other benefits, such as a double center-court suite, digital messaging rights, an interior signage package and premium hospitality options.” Yum apparently will not have an option to rename the Louisville Cardinals or replace the team’s logo with a picture of Colonel Sanders.

    Yum! Brands buys naming rights to downtown Louisville arena [Business First of Louisville]

  • What’s Going On With Retail Medical Clinics?

    Retail medical clinics — you know, those little offices in places like Walmart that promise to treat minor ailments in the amount of time it takes to check out on the express line — have been around for a few years, but haven’t exactly won over tons of customers from the neighborhood GP. Now, it looks like they’re about to take off in a big way. Or collapse. Or do nothing. That’s what happens when you get a second opinion about the fact that Kroger is closing 20 of its Little Clinic branches.

    The Cincinnati Business Courier sees a slowing pulse:

    “Many people are looking at the industry and wondering where it will go,” said Tom Charland, CEO of Merchant Medicine, a Shoreview, Minn.-based consulting firm that helps to start retail and on-site employee clinics. “We continue to see clinics close because they’re not able to get to break-even.”

    Meanwhile, the medics over at Cincinnati.com see an industry that’s positively glowing with health:

    Because so many more people may soon have access to health insurance under new federal legislation, they’ll need more options for using it. Kroger began opening Little Clinics in its stores in 2003. In 2008, the grocer took partial ownership in the chain, which eventually built to 100. The clinics typically perform vaccinations, physicals and exams for high school athletes. They diagnose common illnesses such as flus, ear infections and colds. And they accept most insurance plans.

    So, what’s really going on in these mini-clinics? Not a whole lot, according to one consultant contacted by Cincinnati.com: “One of the problems you have is they really can’t do a whole lot for people,” says Dave Livingston, a supermarket consultant in Wisconsin. “Most of the things you can do by yourself, like treat colds, pink eye. And if it’s a big problem, they’re just going to refer you to a doctor.”

    And, of course, if you treat yourself at home, you don’t have to worry about anyone checking your receipt on the way out.

    Kroger taking second look at Little Clinics [Cincinnati.Com]
    Consumers aren’t sold on retail health-care clinics [Cincinnati Business Courier]

  • Uniqlo Paying Record $300 Million For Fifth Avenue Spot

    Retailers around the country may be shuttering branches and going out of business, but New York’s Fifth Avenue is apparently recession-proof. Setting a record for a New York retail lease, Japanese clothing retailer Uniqlo will pay $300 million over 15 years for a spot on Fifth Avenue and 53rd street.

    Bloomberg points out that the stretch of Fifth Avenue attracts everyone from tourists to Apple fanboys, and is so desirable that landlords are willing to buy out retailers that won’t pay a premium:

    “It’s just another reinforcement that retailers have to have a Fifth Avenue presence,” said Faith Hope Consolo, chairman of retail leasing, marketing and sales for Manhattan- based Prudential Douglas Elliman Real Estate. “Fifth is going to be their face to the world.”

    The deal will be the highest aggregate amount paid to lease retail space in New York City, beating Gucci Group NV’s $16.5 million in annual rent for about 45,000 square feet at Trump Tower three blocks north, [broker Bradley] Mendelson said.

    The landlords at 666 Fifth Ave. paid Brooks Brothers Inc. $47 million in 2008 to vacate the space eight years before its lease ran out, [landlord Haim] Chera said.

    Uniqlo will pay $20 million a year for its 89,000 square-foot space.

    New York’s Fifth Ave. Sets Record with Uniqlo Lease [Bloomberg.com]

  • Tic Tacs Or Tobacco? Study Says Camel Orbs Look Too Sweet

    When is a tiny, mint-flavored tablet that dissolves in the mouth not a breath mint? When it’s a Camel Orb “dissolvable tobacco” pellet, that’s when. And that has health advocates — who worry that children may mistake the nicotine pills for candy — smoking mad.

    According to a study published today in the journal Pediatrics, Orbs, and similar products being test-marketed by R. J. Reynolds, are “a major concern, with their discreet form, candy-like appearance, and added flavorings that may be attractive to young children.” Speaking to The New York Times, the study’s lead author, Gregory N. Connolly of the Tobacco Control Research Program at the Harvard School of Public Health, added: “Nicotine is a highly addictive drug, and to make it look like a piece of candy is recklessly playing with the health of children.” According to the study, there were nearly 7,000 tobacco-related poisoning cases involving children under five in 2007.

    The tablets are being marketed by Reynolds as an alternative to going tobacco-free in places where smoking is off-limits. A Reynolds spokesman, David Howard, told The Times that fears of tobacco poisoning are overblown: “Virtually every household has products that could be hazardous to children, like cleaning supplies, medicines, health and beauty products, and you compare that to 20 to 25 percent of households that use tobacco products,” he said, provoking a response from Dr. Jonathan P. Winickoff, chairman of the American Academy of Pediatrics Tobacco Consortium. “The difference here is that kids potentially will be watching grown-ups ingesting these products,” he said. “The last time I checked, we don’t have adults drinking toilet bowl cleanser in front of their kids.”

    The argument may become moot within two years, which is when the Food and Drug Administration is required to complete a study on dissolvable tobacco products. At that point, the agency could ban or severely limit their sale. In the meantime, if these things really sound appealing to you, keep them away from the kids. And, while you’re at it, lay off the toilet bowl cleanser, too.

    Camel Orbs May Lure Young Users, Study Warns [NYTimes.com via Consumer Reports on Safety]

  • Smaller iPad Coming Next Year?

    If the 9-inch iPad is an enormous iPod touch, what does that make the rumored 7-inch version? An iPad mini? The iPad Portable? Or maybe just the product Apple should have made in the first place, since it will come at a lower price point and won’t require a special jacket just to carry it.

    According to Digitimes, Apple is prepping a 5- to 7-inch iPad, which will retail for under $400, and could hit stores early next year.

    Digitimes Research senior analyst Mingchi Kuo, citing talks with upstream component sources, said Apple’s smaller-size iPad will be priced below US$400 and will target the highly-portable mobile device market and consumers that focus mainly on reading and do not have a high demand for text input.

    So, will this complete the iEcosphere — or will Apple introduce a 22-inch iPad maxi in a couple of years, along with a new line of carrying cases to haul it around?

    Apple reportedly planning a smaller-size iPad for 1Q11 [Digitimes]

  • iPhone 4.0 Software: Multitasking, Billions Of Ads, No Porn Store

    Apple honcho Steve Jobs today unveiled the latest version of the company’s iPhone operating system software, which adds long-awaited multitasking functions, so that you can finally listen to Pandora and check email at the same time. The new OS will also include the iPad’s iBooks app and an email app that will let you manage multiple accounts from a single inbox. What’s missing? Java and Flash are still no-shows. And don’t expect a porn store anytime soon. “There’s a porn store for Android,” Jobs said in response to a question about opening the App Store to unsanctioned products.”You can download it, your kids can download it. That’s a place we don’t want to go, so we’re not going to.”

    Jobs also announced iAd, a platform to help the company grab a piece (likely a very large one) of the massive market for mobile ads (over a billion served each day, according to McSteve). “We do not have plans to be a worldwide ad agency. We don’t know a lot about advertising, but we’re learning,” he said. (Worldwide ad agencies take note: Apple is a very quick learner.)

    The new OS will be out this summer for iPhone and iPod touch users, and in the fall for those lucky iPad early adopters. Oh, and speaking of early adopters, if you’ve got an older (as in circa 2008) iPhone or iPod touch, forget about multitasking. “The hardware just can’t do it,” said Steve. Upgrades, anyone?

    Live iPhone OS 4.0 event coverage [gdgt]

  • Is Financial Reform Too Confusing For Most Journalists (And Consumers)?

    With financial reform likely to be the next big target of the White House, NPR’s On the Media worries that the topic could be too confusing for most journalists to really understand well enough to explain to the American people. And this includes journalists who do this all day, every day.

    Adam Davidson, who covers economics for NPR, lays out the struggle:

    Most topics I’ve covered, there’s a Cliff Notes version that at least helps you understand the bigger stuff you don’t understand. I find that when you simplify regulatory reform, you distort it so much that you don’t understand it at all. I have not found a way to tell the story narratively where you’re simplifying it but retaining the essence of it.

    Regulatory reform is just another level of impenatrability. … We have not found a way to convey it in anything like a piece of journalism that a non-expert consumer can pick up and get value out of.

    Brooke Gladstone: I used to have a linguistics teacher who said, ‘If you can’t put something into words, you don’t really understand it.’

    Adam Davidson: I might really not understand it. It’s very, very complicated. And the more I delve into it, the more I realize nobody fully understands it. Also, it’s not just complicated. It’s counterintuitive.

    I feel like I’ve seen the edge of what journalism is capable of, and the bulk of financial reform is on the other side of that edge.

    We’d like to think Davidson is prepared to go over that metaphorical edge and take the rest of us with him. Come on, Adam. You’re not gonna leave us to do this on our own, are you?

    Banking Concern [On the Media]

  • Kraft To Cadbury Workers: Leave Pension Plan Or Take Pay Freeze

    Mac-n-cheese king Kraft Foods, which acquired British chocolate maker Cadbury earlier this year, isn’t wasting any time when it comes to flexing some American-style corporate muscle. According to the Financial Times, Kraft has warned 3,600 Cadbury employees that they’ll face a three-year pay freeze if they don’t agree to “voluntarily” opt out of the company’s pension plan.

    Separately, Kraft announced that CEO Irene Rosenfeld was getting a 40% pay hike this year, due in part to her “exceptional” management of the Cadbury deal. Rosenfeld’s 2009 take will be about $26 million.

    The new owners are forbidden from changing benefits in an “unfair or materially detrimental” way. We haven’t quite figured out how threatening to freeze the pay of workers who don’t leave the pension isn’t “unfair or materially detrimental,” but what do we know? We still think chocolate is made by happy Oompa Loompas in factories filled with chocolate rivers and glass elevators.

    Cadbury Workers Face Pay Freeze or Pension Opt-Out, FT Reports [Bloomberg]
    Cadbury Staff issued with Pension Ultimatum by New Owners Kraft [Reuters]
    Kraft CEO Rosenfeld gets 41% hike in 2009; takes home $26.3 mn [Economic Times]

  • How Should You Charge Your iPad? Even Apple Isn’t Sure

    In tests done earlier today, Consumer Reports learned that the iPad’s included USB cable won’t charge the device when it’s plugged into a Windows computer or some Mac peripherals. And Apple support personnel contacted by Consumer Reports confirmed that the only official way to charge the device is via AC outlets. Too bad this advice didn’t make it into the quick-start instructions included with each iPad.

    Those instructions — which seem to explain how to “setup, sync and charge” an iPad — make no mention of plugging the device into a wall outlet. The mouseprint Information Guide included with the iPad provides more information about recommended charging options, as does an online technical support note published by Apple, which recommends that customers “try” using a wall outlet or a “high-power USB 2.0 port,” and warns that “some USB 2.0 ports and accessories do not provide enough power to charge iPad.”

    So, what’s the right way to charge an iPad? Is it a) Follow the included instructions, and plug it into any old USB port; b) Follow the advice of Apple’s phone support staff and only use an AC adapter; or c) follow the online support tip and try anything except hooking it up to a hamster wheel? We may have to opt for (d) never be an early adopter or get involved in a land war in Asia.

    Charging the iPad: Hit or miss [Consumer Reports Electronics]
    iPad: Charging the battery [Apple technical note]

  • Boxing iPad Takes On The Kindle

    You don’t have to go very far to find plenty of videos of iPads being unboxed. But if you want to see an iPad in a boxing match with an Amazon Kindle, there’s only one place to go: the streets of New York, where these two dudes battled it out to entertain the masses waiting outside the Apple Store (and promote electronics recycling business YouRenew). The winner? The guy in the Pink Floyd shirt, who managed to get himself into every shot.

  • The Consumerist 2010-04-03 09:54:13

    The Consumer Reports science geeks are testing the iPad right now. Have something you’d like them to check? Tell them about it here.

  • Poll: Which April Fool’s Product Should Become Real This Time?

    Last year, demand for ThinkGeek’s April Fool’s Tauntaun sleeping bag was so intense that the company began selling it for reals. This time around, the site is taunting visitors with a “Want these products for real?” survey. We, however, don’t want to limit our wish-fool thinking to one site, so we want to know: Which of this year’s gag products would you most like to see in the wild?

    If you haven’t already received a dozen IMs, emails or tweets listing this year’s lineup, you can preview them at the links below. And if you’ve come across something we haven’t listed that you just have to have, you can vote “Other.”



    ThinkGeek
    Starbucks
    Ben & Jerry’s
    Flickr
    Hulu

  • Glowing Cash Could Help You (And Muggers) Find The Right Bill

    If you’ve ever had trouble identifying different denominations when digging through your wallet in the dark (or under other circumstances when you might find yourself visually challenged), Jaesik Heo’s concept for luminous paper money may just, er, fit the bill. Of course, the telltale glow could also alert anybody else in the vicinity to the presence of big bills in your wallet. Maybe Heo’s next version should let you customize your colors, so that your big pile of Benjies (or Sejongs, in Heo’s example) would look like a pitiful stack of singles.

    Luminous paper money [Jaesik Heo via YankoDesign]

  • Government Mortgage Relief Plan May Buoy Underwater Homeowners

    A new program announced by the Obama Administration today could help homeowners whose homes have declined in value by offering new government-backed loans and getting lenders to reduce the principal owed on homes whose values have fallen by at least 15%. The catch? Investors who own existing mortgages won’t be forced to participate in the new, voluntary program.

    According to Consumer Reports Money, the new plan will attempt to aid borrowers by doing the following:

    – Putting in place protections against banks foreclosing on homeowners while they are in the midst of applying for a loan modification

    – Temporarily reducing mortgage payments to allow borrowers who’ve lost their jobs and are receiving unemployment benefits to remain in their homes while they are job-hunting.

    – Requiring lenders to consider writing down principal owed on mortgages for homes that are now worth at least 15 percent less than the original mortgage so that monthly payments would be cut to no more than 31 percent of the homeowner’s monthly income.

    – Offering Federal Housing Administration refinancing to borrowers who are current on an existing mortgage, even if it was not originally FHA-insured. For the more than 10 million households who owe more than their houses are worth, this could be a substantial break.

    The voluntary nature of the program makes some consumer advocates a little leery. “It’s important to understand that the entire Making Home Affordable program and FHA refinancing system relies on incentives without any mandates—we have carrots, but no sticks,” said Center for Responsible Lending President Michael Calhoun. “If the industry fails to respond promptly to today’s initiative, it will again reinforce the need for stronger action to require loan modifications in order to accelerate this country’s economic recovery.”

    New mortgage relief plan for troubled borrowers [Consumer Reports Money]

  • Google Data Explorer Makes Pretty Charts From Depressing Numbers

    Google Labs recently unveiled its latest toy, the Public Data Explorer. The tool adds visualization features to Google’s public data search engine, letting you make charts and graphs like this one, which overlays unemployment stats from the Bureau of Labor Statistics on a U.S. map. Colorful and cheery, right? All those lovely pale green circles (10% umemployment), flashes of orange (13%) and the occasional outburst of red (15%). Who knew that modeling depressing data could be so much fun!

    Google – public data

  • New Polaroid Film On Sale Today

    If you’ve been hoarding packs of expired Polaroid film while waiting, not very patiently, for the day when you could once more buy new versions, it’s time to open the fridge. The Impossible Project, the team of diehard instant-film lovers that vowed to bring the format back to life, starts selling new film today.

    When the holding company that owns Polaroid’s brand and patent portfolio stopped making instant film in 2008, it looked like the end for classic instant photography. But The Impossible Project, lead by Austrian artist Florian Kaps, vowed to bring it back. After taking over an old Polaroid factory in Holland, and getting help from both fans and former Polaroid engineers, Kaps managed to meet his “impossible” goal (along the way, he cut a licensing deal to use the Polaroid name).

    The new film, branded PX, will sell alongside “classic” Polaroid film that Impossible guarantees as usable through the end of this year. The first two PX offerings are both black-and-white, and come in versions for the SX-70 and 600 series cameras, at $21 a pack. Yes, that’s over $2.50 a shot. Considering, though, that this stuff isn’t even supposed to exist, artists who work in the medium will likely buy up Impossible’s entire production run very quickly. Color film is expected later this year. We checked Impossible’s site this morning, and were only able to find the classics (repackaged with new labels like “Chocolate” and “Fade to Black”). So, keep checking back — and keep the fridge door closed until you see that order button.

    the IMPOSSIBLE project

    PREVIOUSLY:
    Polaroid Saved
    Polaroid Instant Film Is Dead

  • HDTV Popular With Octopuses, Jury Still Out On Squid

    Marine biologists studying octopi have begun using HDTV to simulate prey and predators, relying on the sharp onscreen images to trick the animals into responding as if they’re actually under attack or on the hunt (when basketball is on, they reach for breaded shrimp and Hebrew National franks).

    According to the Journal of Experimental Biology, HDTV allows researchers to study how octopuses interact with each other and other species, in ways once possible only in the deep ocean.

    “This new video playback technique is great news for researchers, because they can use it to study many different aspects of octopus behavior that can’t otherwise be discerned using traditional techniques,” lead author Renata Pronk, a marine at Macquarie University in Australia, told LiveScience. …

    “This is the first time such a strong, appropriate response has been shown from a cephalopod to video,” said Pronk. “The octopuses’ reactions were the same as the way they react to these objects out in the ocean. For instance, when an octopus sees a crab out in the ocean, they generally try to sneak up or jet over to it and envelope it under their arms. This is how the octopuses reacted to the video crab.”

    We’re waiting to see how they respond when an Xbox is hooked up to the set. Those eight arms should make for some major fragging.

    Octopuses prefer HDTV [LiveScience- msnbc.com]

  • You’re Not Ready To Resume Your Spendthrift Ways

    We keep hearing that the recession is over, but every new consumer survey seems to confirm one thing: With unemployment rates high and home values low, most consumers aren’t exactly in a rush to open their wallets again. And according to one new survey, many of you are even embarrassed about the way you used to spend, comparing those days to “some of the crazy things you did in high school or college.”

    The latest surveys, from ad agency Ogilvy & Mather and consultants Booz & Co., point to long-term frugality, though not to the point of “deprivation,” according to AdWeek.

    Whether the recession has technically ended or not, consumers are in no rush to loosen the tight grip they’ve had on their spending. For one thing, it’s not as though they’re necessarily hankering to do so. In the Ogilvy report (released this month, based on polling fielded in the fourth quarter of last year), 78 percent of respondents said they believe the recession “has changed their spending habits for the better.”

    “They look at their old spending habits and are a bit embarrassed by their behavior, just like you may look back at some of the crazy things you did in high school or college,” says Graceann Bennett, managing partner and director of strategic planning at Ogilvy Chicago. “The new consumer is wiser and in more control, and so while consumption may never be as carefree and fun as it was before, consumers seem to like their new outlook, mindfulness and strength. They are sober and clean and not anxious to get ‘drunk’ on overconsumption anytime soon.”

    The Ogilvy survey found, among other things, that 91% of consumers now shop at cheaper stores, and 90% are picking up more store-brand and generic products. Ogilvy’s Bennett also thinks consumers have begun to think twice about purchases — and not just because they want to save money.. “They see their houses filled up with the useless junk they acquired during the free-spending times of the past and are struck by how not worth it those purchases were,” she told AdWeek.

    Will Traumatized Consumers Ever Recover? [AdWeek]

  • Senate Bill Adds Consumer Protections; Advocates Want More

    Senate Banking Committee Chairman Chris Dodd (D-CT) unveiled a 1,336-page financial reform bill today, as consumer advocates warned that it doesn’t offer enough to protect the public and concentrates too much power in the Federal Reserve, and bankers complained the bill would “confuse consumers and businesses.” No wonder Dodd’s quitting his job.

    Introducing the Bill, Dodd said:

    “The stakes are far too high, and the American people have suffered far too greatly, for us to fail in this effort. This legislation will not stop the next crisis from coming. No legislation can, of course. But by creating a 21st-century regulatory structure for our 21st-century economy, we can equip coming generations with the tools to deal with that crisis and to avoid the kind of suffering we have seen in this country.”

    The Bill would create a new body, the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, “with the authority to ensure American consumers get the clear, accurate information they need to shop for mortgages, credit cards, and other financial products, and protect them from hidden fees, abusive terms, and deceptive practices.” While the House version of the financial reform bill envisioned an independent Consumer Financial Protection Agency, the Senate’s Bureau would be part of the Federal Reserve. That rankled some advocates who have been pushing for a broader, more independent agency, such as Gail Hillebrand of Consumers Union:

    It is encouraging that Senator Dodd’s financial reform package includes a new government watchdog to protect consumers from unfair financial practices that can undermine family wallets and our economy. But we are concerned that this bill gives veto power over new consumer protections to another group of banking regulators and relies too heavily on these same regulators to enforce new safeguards. We need a government watchdog with real authority to protect consumers.

    Other advocates expressed similar concerns:

    It’s terribly disappointing,” said John Taylor, president of the National Community Reinvestment Coalition, in an interview with HuffPost. “It’s a marked retreat from the original bill he proposed. You can keep using the word ‘independent’ all you like, but if the agency’s independence is dependent on approval from the agencies to make its rules — that doesn’t make it independent.”

    Meanwhile, major banks are lashing out at the bill, with Richard Hunt, president of the Consumer Bankers Association, saying that it “would disrupt the uniform and efficient operation of the banking system, increase the cost of compliance, and potentially confuse consumers and businesses with a hodgepodge of rules and regulations.” That clears things up a lot; it’s a relief to know we’ve got a uniform, efficient, non-confusing financial system in place.

    Summary: Restoring American Financial Stability (PDF) [Senate Committee on Banking, Housing, and Urban Affairs]
    Senator Dodd Proposes Financial Regulatory Reforms [Consumers Union]
    Dodd Unveils Financial Regulatory Reform Bill With ‘Consumer Financial Protection Bureau’ [HuffPo]

  • Rhapsody Announces New iPhone Feature With Video iPhone Users Can’t See

    If you’re an iPhone user and received an email from the Rhapsody music-subscription service today, you got to check out a video demo of the service’s upcoming music-download tool. That is, unless you check your email on your iPhone. Turns out the video, on Rhapsody’s Facebook page, is in Flash, which iPhones don’t support. But all is not lost, iPhone users! We’ve embedded the video here, and through the magic of not being on Facebook (or something like that), we got it to work. So, go ahead, Consumerist Mobile readers! Click away, and watch the video that Rhapsody kinda, sorta, maybe, wants you to see.