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  • 15 Weird and Bizarre Addictions

    Addiction is a problem that haunts many people throughout the world in a variety of different forms. Although it can be a tragic thing, there are so many illnesses to choose from that it’s become almost typical to have or know someone who has a problem like alcoholism, drug addiction, or OCD. Here are fifteen of the less popular — and most weird — addictions known to man.

    Music: Yes, Really

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    A Swedish man actually receives disability for his addiction to heavy metal . He’s allowed to blast his head banging tunes while working as a dish washer, and even allowed to take time off from work to attend metal shows (as long as he makes it up later). There aren’t many resources available for those suffering from this ‘problem,’ so anyone looking for a Music Addicts Anonymous will be sorely disappointed.

    Video Games: People Have Died From This

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    Video games have become more popular than ever before in the last decade. Consoles equipped with motion detection, online multiplayer from home, and an endless variety of games have all significantly boosted the presence of video games in our daily lives. The darker side to all of this is the increase of death and crime that can be directly attributed to video game addiction. Children under the age of ten have murdered one another over virtual property that can be obtained only in a game. Adults have murdered one another over game-related disputes as well. There have been documented suicides of those who ended it all after losing an ‘important’ item in their favorite game. Some have even died of exhaustion after forgetting to do anything other than sit in front of a computer for three days straight until heart failure creeps up for a final Game Over. The meaning of video game addiction is somewhat misconstrued because angry parents and sensationalist reporters will be quick to blame video games for many violent crimes involving the youth, where games are usually not the issue.

    Body Modifications: Piercings

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    Body modifications have gotten so popular in the last decade that they’ve crawled out of obscurity and into the mainstream.

    The list of piercing options is long and absurd. Many of those into intense modifications prefer to stretch the earlobe piercing out to fit a disc, sometimes reaching diameters of two inches. The act of hole punching is certainly not for the squeamish; people will voluntarily punch out little buttons of flesh from their ears in an attempt to circumvent the stretching process and get right down to business.

    Body Modifications: Tattoos

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    For once, tattoos are the least extreme on the list. Even so, they can get pretty weird and perturbing, like eyeball and tongue tattoos.

    Body Modifications: Plastic Surgery

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    Because plastic surgery has become such an endemic, almost a normalcy, some people fail to recognize it as a form of body modification at all. The variety and quantity of plastic surgeries have both become nearly infinite; there always seems to be room for improvement: pulling the facial skin back and sewing it down to eliminate wrinkles, sucking fat out of the stomach with a plastic tube, injecting a paralyzing chemical under the skin to prevent sagging. There are implants for the butt, breasts, penis, arm muscles, calves and abs. Celebrities have undergone intense pain and rehabilitation in attempt to appear more desirable. Ironically enough, these types of surgeries are easily botched and can result in the opposite effect. Anatomically incorrect figures, irreversibly disfiguring diseases, and death are all plastic surgery failures that have struck victims who either can’t get enough of the scalpel, or try to get it at a discounted price from a shady source.

    Gambling: Debt So Large, You’ll Die With It

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    Gambling is a long standing and debatably traditional activity, considered a hobby and even career for some. Learning the tricks and strategies it takes to master and win a card game can be extremely profitable, and has made a number of gambling experts wealthy from honing their game skills. However, gambling is often not profitable. In fact, gamblers usually are aware before they even drop the first token that their actions will most likely result in a loss of funds as opposed to a profit. This usually doesn’t stop the weekend gambler from traveling to Vegas or Atlantic City with friends, whose trips are planned more for fun and adventure than the act of gambling itself. But what about those who literally gamble away their life’s savings at the casino?

    There are multiple support groups both on and offline for gambling addicts, as well as gambling rehabs, but the invention of internet gambling has made it even easier for addicts to perpetuate their disease. Gambling addiction can be just as dangerous as an addiction to drugs; Those suffering from this illness have stolen to support their addiction, committed suicide, and even been murdered over gambling-related debts.

    Reading: Yes, People Still Do This

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    The amount of reading in American society has declined with the advancements, usability, and accessibility of the internet. But there are some who find themselves physically unable to stop reading constantly. Some attribute this odd behavior to the desire shared among most, but acted upon by few: an escape from reality. Reading can allow the reader to escape from reality into a fantasy world created by literature. Some doctors say that curing patients of an inner-ear disorder which may interrupt concentration and clarity of thought can lead to a reading addiction. Once the inner-ear — and concentration — problem has been solved, one doctor said that “People lose sleep because they stay up all night reading, and some even stop working.”

    Shopping: “But The Ed Hardy Tees Were On Sale!”

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    Shopping addiction has put many of those suffering from it into bankruptcy. MTV’s television series True Life ran an episode which featured the lives of three young persons suffering from compulsive shopping, and put a somewhat humorous spin on the troubles of a young woman who shopped till she dropped (into thousands of dollars in debt). It put an almost amusing spin on the problem; a tan-crazy, materialistic caricature fretting about her money problems whilst spending away. The reality of shopping addiction is much more grim. Many of those suffering from this illness do not have a coach, family member or caring significant other to support them during hard times. Compulsive shopping is an impulsive disease which affects men and women almost equally, and can result in depression or suicide if untreated.

    Dirt Eating (Geophagy) and Cravings For Non-Food Items (Pica)

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    Dirt eating, also called geophagy, refers to the act of consuming dirt or muddy substances to absorb the sulphur and phosphorous inside. Although this may be regarded as strange and unappetizing by most, it can be nutritionally beneficial and is an act practiced in many societies. It is sometimes associated with pica, or the uncontrollable desire to consume non-food items such as coins, buttons, cotton, etc. Those suffering from this eating disorder can easily die from eating sharp or metal items, and among documented cases are individuals who have eaten hundreds of dangerous items such as nails and small rocks.

    Animal Hoarding: The Horror

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    Animal hoarding is a less-popular sect of the hoarding disease, an illness in which one collects items from collectibles, to discounted items, to downright trash, until their living space is filled to the brim with said material possessions. Some hoarders become so overwhelmed by stuff that sections of the living space become obstructed by debris, infested with insects, or dirty enough to create a health hazard. Animal hoarding usually comes after the initial inanimate object hoarding, and is disturbing for a number of reasons. Animal Hoarders usually live in deplorable conditions unfit for humans or animals; frightened or sick animals are often left untreated because their ability to hide amongst the rubbish prevents them from being reached. An animal hoarder is often incapable of caring for his or herself, let alone other living creatures — especially when there are so many of them. Additionally, the animals in this type of situation are often not spayed or neutered — meaning that all the hiding spaces in the house can be safely used to madly reproduce like the animals they are. As if the idea of unhealthy and sometimes ferrel animals inhabiting a debris-littered house isn’t gross enough, the worst part is yet to come: animals that are sick and untreated often die. A dying animal typically seeks out a hiding place in which it can pass on without being disturbed. A cat or dog that crawls beneath piles of newspapers, milk cartons and second-hand clothing will most likely never be found by a hoarder who stays in a corner of the house while nurturing his or her illness. Multiply that one animal by ten or fifteen, and the house has gone from gross and smelly to a putrid and hazardous open-air cemetery.

    Chewing Ice: A Crippling Habit?

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    Chewing ice is an activity which is the subject of many high-school jokes — the chewer is often accused of being sexually frustrated and generally horny. It’s almost laughable to think of it as a legitimate addiction, but there are actually multiple support group forums for those who cannot control their chomping compulsions. Some have claimed that ice-chewing has become so prominent in their lives that it’s hindered their ability to maintain jobs or personal relationships. Although it sounds made-up and foolish, Chewing ice can be indicative of a larger problem, like a lack of iron in the bloodstream.

    Compulsive Lying: Not as Funny as the Movie

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    Remember Liar Liar, with Jim Carrey? It turns out that compulsive lying is a real problem for many — usually as a symptom of some other mental illness — and isn’t very funny after all. There are three types of lying addicts: Pathological, Compulsive and Chronic, all of which imply the use of lying in order to obtain some desirable object that may be unrealistic without the aid of a made-up story. Individuals have even attempted to cover up crimes such as murder with lies in pursuit of financial gain.

    Food: Bring Me 8 Cheeseburgers Because I’ve Grown Into the Couch

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    Food. Some people just can’t stop eating food. It sounds pretty ridiculous, but people have actually eaten themselves to death before. People have been carried out of their houses on special stretchers because they were too fat and unhealthy to move on their own. A woman died being surgically removed from the recliner he physically grew attached to over years of slothfulness. It sounds like a horror movie, but it’s true. Even more disturbing is how frequently these types of tragedies are occurring (in America). Food addiction is typically allocated to reasons similar to those also associated with general drug use: feelings of dissatisfaction and negativity toward life that is displaced with an unhealthy and crippling indulgence. Food addicts often binge eat and cannot control their urges. This is an epidemic which has ruined families and become an all too common problem in America.

    Inhalants: Voluntary Retardation

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    Many people are familiar with inhalant addiction due to the episode of hit television series Intervention, which follows the daily trials and tribulations of a young woman addicted to inhaling cans of duster. Inhalant addiction is extremely rare, but the side effects are pretty terrifying. Inhalants are usually cans of duster made to clean electronics, or the fumes emitted from glue. The contents of these cans contain chemicals like nitrous oxide, which produces a freezing effect and can actually crystallize the lungs when inhaled, and butane, used for gas lighters. Unfortunately, the most common user of these misused household chemicals are 8th graders, who reportedly use inhalants more than any other recreational drug.

    The effects of inhalants are intense and short-lived; dizziness, feelings of ecstasy, hallucinations, uncontrollable laughter, and blacking are all possible. 22% of all individuals who die from inhalant use do so as a result of the first time the individual has ever used it.

    Sex: The Kind That Leads to Rape, Not Tiger Woods’ Unfortunate Lack of Privacy

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    Tiger Woods! Tiger Woods! That’s the first thing that comes to mind when thinking of sex addiction, but the illness that American society has made a mockery of in recent months is actually a very real and debilitating illness. Cheating on your wife because you’re rich, in a dysfunctional marriage, and can sleep with any beautiful woman on the planet may not quality you as a sex addict. The qualities found in a true sex addict are compulsive and/or constant masturbation, a downright obsession with sex, and multiple anonymous partners which undoubtedly interfere with relationships that are both friendly and intimate. Sex addiction can even lead to molestation, sexual harassment or rape. Ironically, rape is one of the things that can cause the illness as well.


  • Little Girl Suspended for … Saying ‘No’ to Drugs!

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    We hear about school administrators making insane decisions quite a bit, and this time it’s no different. A seventh grade student in Indiana has been suspended for a week. The offense? Saying no to drugs.

    Another kid approached Rachel in a locker room with some Adderall pills and put one in her hand. Rachel did what she was always taught to do — she refused it and gave it back. The Adderall pusher got caught and Rachel was asked to cooperate in the investigation, which she did. She wrote a witness statement, in which she described being offered the drug, having it placed in her hand and giving it back.

    School administrators say they’re sorry, but touching a drug constitutes possession and the five-day suspension is mandatory. Rules are rules.

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  • 15 Most Notorious Hollywood Womanizers

    Just like Tom Cruise’s seduction-guru character in the movie Magnolia, who advocates a seduce and destroy approach, everyday womanizers can become known for their guile and tactics. Is it nice for the jilted women? Not really, but sometimes all you can do is give the guy props. We know of the legendary womanizing feats of characters like James Bond and Casanova, but we found 15 of Hollywood’s most notorious, real life womanizers of today.

    Warren Beatty

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    Actor-screenwriter-director Warren Beatty is perhaps not as well known for his award-winning work in Bonny and Clyde and Bugsy as he is for escapades with women. He often had high-profile relationships with his co-stars, including Madonna, Diane Keaton, Julie Christie and apparently many, many more. How many? Well, according to a recent biography of his: 12,775. It may seem like a tall tale — supposing that he slept with one woman, per day for a year, it would take him 35 years straight to accomplish that goal. Either way, he got some serious tail.

    Colin Farrell

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    Irish actor Colin Farrell, once names one of People magazine’s “50 Most Beautiful People,” has definitely made the rounds. He was once married to actress Amelia Warner for four months and has been connected to a long list of famous actresses including Britney Spears, Demi Moore, Lindsay Lohan, Angelina Jolie, and Paris Hilton, just to name a few. More recently, he was involved with Polish actress Alicja Bachleda-Curuś and they now have a child together — but he also had a child with model Kim Bordenave in 2003. But wait, there’s more; what womanizer would be complete without a nice sex tape? Colin sued former girlfriend and Playboy model Jessica Young for trying to sell all 14 seconds worth of fun.

    John Mayer

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    Crooner John Mayer loves to sing about sensitive, lovey things, but it’s all really a front. He was named Cad of the Year in 2007 by Us Weekly, and his list of femmes is pretty long, including Jennifer Anniston, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Mandy Moore, Friday Night Lights star Minka Kelly and Jessica Simpson. That’s just a short list of a few bigger names we know he dated. His recent interview in Playboy magazine solidified accusations of being not only a kiss-and-tell boyfriend, but a misogynist and racist too.

    Tommy Lee

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    Rocker Tommy Lee has been married three times — to Elaine Irwin Bergen, Heather Locklear, and Pamela Anderson. Besides those lovely ladies, he’s had several domestic partners, also including Pamela Anderson. Lee and Anderson married four days after meeting and he can’t seem to stop going back to her. He’s also dated some of the sexiest women in Hollywood, including Carmen Electra, Pink, Kimberley Stewart, and porn star Jenna Jameson. Those are all the big names he’s been with; he’s pretty much known for tomcatting around town when he’s not answering to any one particular girl.

    Wilmer Valderrama

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    Best known for his role as Fez on the sitcom That 70’s Show, Wilmer Valderrama has developed quite the real-life reputation as a womanizer. He dated Mandy Moore for 18 months, then bounced to Lindsay Lohan for a year or so. He’s also been linked to Hilary Duff and Jennifer Love Hewitt. Once on the Howard Stern radio show, he bragged that he had stolen Mandy Moore’s virginity, but the jury’s still out on that one.

    John Cusack

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    American actor and screenwriter John Cusack gained fame after appearing in some of the 80’s most iconic films, like Sixteen Candles. In Say Anything he became this ideal romantic “good guy,” but he maintained relative privacy in his personal life. Though he’s tried to keep that privacy throughout the years, we’ve managed to gather a few names of his Hollywood ladies: Jodi Lyn O’Keefe, Claire Forlani, Minnie Driver, and Neve Campbell. Oh, let’s not forget Jennifer Love Hewitt who spilled his sleazy first-date habits — Cusack once showed up to an actress’ house on the first date, and, after she opened the door, he asked if they could just have sex immediately, because he had to get up early the next day. Not quite so smooth there, John.

    George Clooney

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    Actor George Clooney was married once — from 1989 to 1993 to Talia Balsam. After that, he was back on the market in full force. Back in 2006, his girlfriend was Sarah Larson, but after a year-long relationship with her, he announced that he would never marry again — he even put a $100,000 bet on it. His past girlfriends include Kelly Preston, Charlize Theron, Krista Allen, and Teri Hatcher. He was rumored to have also dated Renee Zellweger and Lucy Liu. Who knows who he’s with now, but we’re sure he doesn’t ever have to worry about being alone.

    Gerard Butler

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    Scottish actor Gerard Butler’s international breakthrough was the screen adaptation of The Phantom of the Opera, but he truly gained status with his epic role in 300. He insists he’s not a womanizer, but his actions speak otherwise — or maybe he just enjoys being photographed with women. His rumored relationships include Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Aniston, Naomi Campbell, Shanna Moakler, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Rosario Dawson.

    Charlie Sheen

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    Actor Charlie Sheen is best known these days for the sitcom Two and a Half Men and he’s definitely slept with more than two and a half men’s worth of women. He’s second on Maxim’s “10 Living Sex Legends” list, at having purportedly been with over 5,000 women. The number hasn’t been proven, obviously, but it still doesn’t change the fact that Sheen is a huge womanizer. He’s currently married to Brooke Mueller — his third attempt at the married life — and he has five children, with at least one from each marriage. His current relationship is on the rocks, so it’s only a matter of time until the new round begins.

    Stephen Dorff

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    Best known for his roles in Cecil B and Blade, Stephen Dorff likes to deny that he’s a womanizer. The list of his conquests is long, and includes Pamela Anderson (several times over), Alicia Silverstone, Rachel Stevens, Bridget Hall, Kaya Jones, and even “equal opportunity” Michael Stipe. It was rumored that he was dating his publicist, but that was back mid-2009, so who knows who he’s gotten into now.

    Josh Hartnett

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    American actor Josh Hartnett rose to fame with his roles in Black Hawk Down and Pearl Harbor — and had millions of teenage girls swooning. He has been on quite a few “most beautiful” lists and has recently fallen off the map for a bit, though he has dated some big names in Hollywood — notably Scarlett Johansson. He’s also been linked to beauties including Gisele Bundchen, Katie Holmes, Penelope Cruz, and Rihanna.

    Jude Law

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    British actor Jude Law has been active since 1987, but The Talented Mr. Ripley and Cold Mountain brought him mainstream. He’s taken home several awards for his acting, as well as a “Sexiest Man Alive” title, but past the “good boy” looks lies a womanizer. Law was married to Sadie Frost from 1997 to 2003 and had three children with her, but only a year after their divorced was finalized, he became engaged to Sienna Miller. About six months after becoming engaged, he had an affair with his nanny — it’s surprising that it took Miller more than a year to leave his ass for that one. In 2008 he knocked up a model he was seeing for a brief time, and it’s been reported that Law and Miller may be rekindling their relationship after all.

    Ryan Philippe

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    Actor Ryan Phillippe shot to fame in the hit I Know What You Did Last Summer, then later cemented his place on fangirls’ walls with Cruel Intentions. Back in 1997, he met his future ex-wife, actress Reese Witherspoon, at her 21st birthday party. The couple married in 1999 and had two children during their 7-year marriage. In 2006, while filming Stop-Loss, he met Australian actress Abbie Cornish and reportedly began fooling around. Ryan and Reese soon split. Ryan and Abbie dated until the end of February 2010. He hasn’t changed at all, constantly hitting the clubs and getting with other women; it’s no wonder he can’t shake the “Hollywood sleazebag” rep.

    Jack Nicholson

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    Legend Jack Nicholson needs no intro. He has staked claim to more than 2,000 women’s crotches, and counting. We don’t doubt it. He has had four children with three different women (claimed) and though his longest relationship was with Anjelica Huston, after 16 years it quickly ended once it was discovered Nicholson impregnated Rebecca Broussard — who knows how many other women he was hitting up during that time. At 72, he’s still kickin’, and apparently only uses Viagra when he’s with more than one woman.

    Kevin Connolly

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    Entourage actor Kevin Connolly has admitted that his fame makes it easy to meet women, and he definitely takes advantage of it. He’s been linked with Nicky Hilton, Hayden Panettiere, Julianne Hough and most recently Chloe Sevigny. Not more then a month later he was seen with an unidentified blonde on some beach — he’s definitely getting around.

  • Lindsay Lohan Sues E-Trade for $100M Over Baby Commercial

    Listen up, people named Lindsay: The name ‘Lindsay’ is obviously taken — by the Lindsay, Lindsay Lohan. She doesn’t want you using her name. Pregnant women? Don’t even consider it. It could cost you big bucks to name your baby Lindsay.

    E-Trade has produced a commercial with a badly behaved baby named Lindsay in it. Lindsay Lohan says the milkaholic baby was modeled after her and wants the company to pay her $100 million for her pain and suffering.

    Lohan’s lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, says that Lindsay has celebrity first name recognition — like Oprah — and wants an injunction to have the commercial pulled off the air. Wait a minute, Ovadia — Are we talking about the same Lindsay?

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  • 15 Hall of Shame Tramp Stamps

    
Alright, so we have to admit that the well-placed tramp stamp does have the uncanny effect of turning heads on the right body. That doesn’t make them any less skanky, or most of the time, any more tasteful. The average tramp stamp-wearer is, unfortunately, not really the kind of person you want to see a tramp stamp on. That being said, there are the truly bad tramp stamps that turn just as many heads as the good ones, because of their awe-inspiring bad-ness. These are the top 15 worst tramp stamps that we could find, all deserving of a place in the Hall of Shame.


    The Bible Verse

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Seriously? Is this girl so bad at sex that she needs to distract whatever unlucky guy is pounding her from behind with a lengthy text? We can see the comedic value in such a tattoo, but this girl is obviously very serious, and likely very proud of her devout show of holiness. Next time you’re wondering how nutballs like Heidi Montag live with themselves, don’t be surprised if you start thinking of this girl. 


    The Penis Ménage Butterfly

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So, you probably noticed that the “butterfly” above is actually a winged penis, which appears to be either ejaculating or just got finished urinating. What about half of you probably didn’t see at first glance are the two ladies on each side of said penis, performing fellatio. We’re not quite sure what to say about this, because honestly, it’s the sort of thing that leaves a person speechless. One thing’s for certain here, the girl wearing it is pretty trashy.


    The Attempted Irony

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Our best guess as to the origins of this inane idea is that the wearer thought it would be both sexy and “smart” to have this failure of irony permanently marked on their lower back. Aside from the obvious stupidity of doing this thing, which barring laser treatment is going to be there for a very long time, the decisions made in the design were pretty terrible too. Not only does it lack any flare of imagination, but the font is just plain terrible.


    The Thong

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First off, we’re not even sure if this is a guy or a girl. Either way, it’s a terrible idea; if it’s a guy, then he’s just sad. If it’s a girl, then it really makes no sense. She’s pretty much dooming herself to either wear nothing but boy-shorts for eternity, or to wear nothing at all since wearing any sort of skimpy underwear is only going to look really redundant down there. Then again, judging from what we can see of those hips… We may not want this person showing much skin after all.


    Mustache Rides

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The first question you need to ask when looking at this hideous thing is: How in the hell does this make any sense at all? It’s a sign directly above a girl’s ass that reads “5 Cent Mustache Rides,” but it seems that the wearer was a bit confused as to how exactly a mustache ride works. Judging from the other tats this girl has, she was making an attempt at something like culture here, but she failed.


    Mom and Dad

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Yes, this is exactly what your dear old Mum and Dad want to see when you get caught on TV in a Girls Gone Wild video. They want to see that on the rear of that muffin-top, over your two-sizes-too-small jeans, that you really care. That you think about them when you’re out shopping for a new thong to wear to the party tonight where you’re going to give it up to a stranger after just four drinks. That’s all your parents really want.


    Ronald Reagan

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So the “tea parties” have gotten a bit out of hand, and girls are starting to declare themselves republican more often than virgins — though most don’t even know where D.C. is on a map. The country’s getting pretty goofy these days, to be sure, but one thing we never expected to see was a tramp stamp with the name and years lived of a dead president. The only word for that is weird.


    Duck Hunt

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We understand the urge felt by many young women today to try to be one of the boys and act like they’re more into video games than they actually are. What we don’t condone is half-assery, and this is a great example of taking an already lame idea and making it even lamer through poor execution. If you’re going to get a tramp stamp of a vintage video game you probably never liked to begin with, then at least do it right and make it look authentic. This crap is just plain lazy.


    Insert Coin

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Yet another example of the ages old tramp-stamp problem of is this a dude or chick, we honestly can’t tell if we should be using he or she pronouns here. The problem with the tramp stamp, however, is that it doesn’t matter what sex the wearer happens to be, because the tattoo is simply awful. It’s terrible, it’s trite, and it’s crude. Nobody should have this on their body.


    R2D2

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What do a gothic “13,” tribal wings, eyes from a N’avi, a crucifix and not one, but two R2D2s have in common? If you said absolutely nothing, then you’re absolutely right. This tattoo make so little sense, that it actually physically hurts to look at it. 


    I <3 Helvetica

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We love Helvetica, too. What we don’t love are wannabe typography nerds running around with I <3 Helvetica tramp-stamped on their lower backs, turning it into something trashy and vapid like the kid above. Also, while we’re on the subject of typography… The kid wearing this tattoo may be decently fit now, but you can already see the signs that he’s going to be flabby in about ten years, and when that happens you can kiss that kerning good-bye.


    Barbie’s Ink

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Mothers have enough to be angry about when it comes to Barbie and ruining the young minds of tomorrow’s women. They don’t need any more reasons, but just in case they did, Mattel felt the need to add a tramp stamp to the mix. Now while young girls are developing life-long insecurities about their bodies, they can also develop the overwhelming desire to get a trashy tramp stamp to go along with their first failed relationship.


    Underage Stamping

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Almost as if the Barbie tramp stamp was some sort of cue for the world to end, this had to happen. The girl in the picture can’t be more than eight years old, and that’s if she looks older than she is. For any parent to allow a little girl to skank out so prematurely is bad enough, but taking pictures and floating them on the Internet for the world to see that the poor girl’s destiny is already laid in stone is just too much to bear.


    The Chainsaw

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This tramp stamp, and its wearer, are almost too disgusting to lay eyes on. That being said, you’ve got to take a nice, long look at the travesty happening above. That’s a big girl, and for some strange reason she felt the need to have a chainsaw emblazened across the lower portion of her monstrous back. That wasn’t enough for her, though — no she needed to express an inner violence, too. The blood is tasteful, no?


    The Ass Stamp

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Sometimes a girl just ins’t satisfied with the tramp stamp she already has. Sometimes she isn’t made happy enough by just adding some slight embellishments to that tramp stamp. Sometimes the girl has to go all out, and convert the original tramp stamp into a full on ass stamp. This is one of those times. This is one of those girls. This is one of those tramp stamps. Mortifying, isn’t it?


  • The Worst Man Advice from Women’s Magazines

    Women’s magazines can often be tasteless, or even completely cheesy and inane when it comes to content. They make a living off of giving out terrible “man advice” to the women who will read them — from ridiculously broad generalizations about his personality to dim-witted methods for getting him to marry you. We’re not saying women’s magazines are the only culprit here; men’s magazines do their share too. But today, we’re focusing on 15 examples of the worst man advice that you can get from any of dozens of women’s magazines on the shelves today.



    The Body Language Decoder

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    The Body Language Decoder is usually a cute little chart with a sleek design in which you’ll find pictures of men and a summary of what that look they’re wearing really means. These sections will go into excruciating detail of how a certain type of smirk, depending on how much lip is upturned can tell you about what the man wants or feels. If he’s sort of smirking, then he only wants to get in your pants. Oh, and that other smirk means he’s really sweet and shy. If you start to stare at a guy’s face for too long in an attempt to decipher what his body language means, exactly, then you deserve to be taken advantage of. Just use common sense.



    Don’t Tell Him How You Feel About His Family

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    Apparently, if you tell him how you really feel about his family, he’ll be so offended and it will give him a reason to leave you. Whether or not he’s a Mommy’s Boy, it’s better to be honest with him about his family. If you’re hoping for some kind of long term relationship, holding back on something like that will inevitably backfire one day, whether it’s one or ten years down the road.



    You’re Just Not That Into Him If…

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    According to your average woman’s magazine, you’re “not that into him” if it doesn’t bother you when he goes out without you — among other ridiculous tips. If you are bothered that he wants to go out with his friends for a drink and a game, you need to knock it down a few notches. It’s a good thing when two people in a relationship have their own groups of friends and hobbies. Being attached at the hip isn’t always healthy. Another one on the list: You’re just not that into him if you don’t think about him every second that you’re apart. Seriously? Not healthy, again. Especially if you’re in a long term relationship; after the “honeymoon” phase, it’s completely normal. We have a feeling that a few women dumped their guys after reading that advice.



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    Many sources drag on about how males are visual creatures, but sometimes women go too far — and their magazines don’t do anything to discourage it. “Show more skin,” is a common tip in women’s magazines, aimed at those females looking for advice in a column called “How to Get Hit On All the Time!” For one, these women above, in the picture, are insane. Walking around in 23 degree Fahrenheit weather, with snow, in heels and tube dresses just looks stupid, desperate, and trashy. There are ways to look hot in a flattering wool peacoat and warm hat. It’s way classier — and sexier to boot.



    Who Makes the First Move

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    Even magazines tend to contradict themselves when it comes to this one, and really, since there is no right answer, they shouldn’t try. What bothers us is that they build whole arguments, and articles, on one method: Be aggressive or be shy. There is no either/or when it comes to interacting with men. You can’t just pick one and expect success. By the end, in one case your man would have to do all the work, and in the other you’d just look like a crazy woman. It’s all about balance in real life, not black and white blanket statements.



    Single-Girl Things to do Before You Marry

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    Most women’s magazines get behind their readers to lift them up and motivate them to be strong, powerful women, right? Part of the “girl power” shenanigans they want women to follow includes feeling free-spirited and single. After reading up on it, we’re surprised most women don’t step back and realize that it’s all a bit… Well, loose: “Date a guy that’s totally wrong for you because he has nice abs,” “spend an embarrassing amount of money on a handbag,” “master the vibrator.” You don’t have to go trouncing around town, acting irresponsible, just because you’re single. 



    He’ll Fall Out of Love If…

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    Sweeping generalizations aren’t becoming of women’s magazines, but they push forward anyway. We kid you not, we found several examples of articles explaining how to get a man to fall in love with you — including specific actions to take. Not only that but we found a list of what makes men fall out of love, including “you never fight.” If you don’t fight, he’ll fall out of love? What, because it’s too perfect? It’s possible that some people work out their issues before getting to the point of fighting, and it’s a bit intense to assume everyone resolves disputes in the same way. Since those writers don’t believe in that, they’ll simply encourage women to fight with their man to keep his love!



    Don’t Tell Him What You Spent Your Money On

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    We’re sure men don’t want to know about every detail of your shopping spree — the new colors of your eyeshadow and that crazy witch that bought the last pair of cute heels in your size. We actually found an article advising against letting him know, completely, what you spent the money on. At least let him know you went shopping, spent X amount, and give a general breakdown so it’s not a surprise when he sees the credit card bill. Financial problems can be the root of a lot of stress in a relationship, and encouraging women to hide their money habits is just a bad idea all around.



    One Night Stands Aren’t So Bad

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    Seriously. One anonymous women’s magazine writer went on to describe how she thinks one night stands aren’t so bad after all. Her reasoning was behind some flimsy “research study” stating that casual sex didn’t have any different effect on emotions than sex with a committed partner did. We call BS on that one, because tons of drunken casual sex can be emotionally changing, and not to mention, dangerous. STDs and waking up feeling like scum aren’t really ideal. Especially if you’re trying to land that man of your dreams for the long haul, jumping in bed with him right away won’t exactly show him you respect yourself, so why should he respect you?



    If He Says He’s Close to His Family, He’s a Good Guy

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    Relationship with family is high up on the list for many women when it comes to selecting a mate, and women’s magazines list it as a definite good sign of character if a man says he’s close to his family. First of all, by now, would you think that guys are smart enough to know the right things to say to get into your pants? And let’s not forget the chance that his family may not be the kind you want him to be close with, a la The Godfather. It’d be a good idea to judge him over time on many things, and this is one of them.



    Flirting with Other Guys is Okay

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    Oh, it’s only innocent flirting! It’s good for you, right? Your guy won’t care, right? Well, until there’s some solid evidence for the positive health qualities of flirting with other men, the jury’s still out here. Depending on your relationship — hey, it’s your business — it could either be disastrous or not such a big deal. Just don’t take a magazine’s word for it, only you can know what will fly in your relationship, though we vote for flirting with your guy.



    Rules of Engagement

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    Yes, Rules of Engagement: In which you use trickery to get your man to propose to you. Apparently, if your boyfriend hasn’t asked you to marry him after being with you for a year, you have to shake things up. How? Play hard to get, be mysterious, disappear for a weekend. If that doesn’t work? Ask him what his intentions are. If he says he won’t marry you, leave. If he says he will someday, ask him how long until he proposes. If none of that works, set an ultimatum. Now, all of those things are not ways to go about the subject of getting engaged, let alone being Rules of Engagement. You’ll probably just end up driving your man away.



    Why Guys Marry Some Girls (But Not Others)

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    Our answer? Because he likes her better than you. Reasons we’ve seen women’s magazines give: She’s exciting, she really, really loves sex, and she makes it clear he’s not her entire life. Well, those can add up to him liking her better then you, but for a woman to aspire to be those things seems pretty shallow.



    You Know What Kind of Man He is By How Vocal He Gets in Bed

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    This one is just ridiculous. Listed are the various levels of how vocal a guy can get — anywhere from grunting like a caveman to yelling obscenities. From there they take it to the extreme: analyzing each different type of vocal style, and attempting to make a connection to what type of person your guy is. Superloud moaner? Yeah, that means he’s just into himself and so loud that he’ll forget about your pleasure altogether. Give us a break, people do a lot of things that aren’t characteristic to their everyday personality while doing the nasty, so this advice is moot.



    Four Words Can Cheatproof His Love

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    Let’s be honest: If he’s going to cheat, he will cheat. Saying a few words won’t fix that if his mind is set. What are the four magic words you need to say to your man to keep him from cheating? “You are so hot.” Sure, reassuring your guy he’s hot is great and all for his confidence, but don’t just say it to say it, or because you think it will stop him from cheating. If you’re insincere, he’ll see through it and be more likely to leave your ass anyway.



  • The 15 Most Bizarre Tributes to Fame

    
Celebrity worship and pop-culture emulation are nothing new, and are probably as old as Hollywood itself. It seems as though the moment someone or something becomes popular or famous, all the freaks, weirdos and wannabes come out of the woodwork looking for a way to set themselves apart as a true fan. Sometimes, these people can take it so far that it baffles the rest of the human race (the portion with common sense). These are the 15 most bizarre tributes to fame; please don’t be one of these people.


    The Bald Britney Tattoo

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We can understand the occasional Marilyn Monroe or Frank Sinatra tattoo piece — that’s expected. What we can’t understand is why anyone would want the face of Britney Spears permanently drawn on any part of their body. To make things even more bizarre, this person chose the mental breakdown period of Britney as the muse for this piece. How on earth is this person going to explain this thing to their grandchildren? If they covered this one up with a picture of a jar of mayonnaise, it’d be an improvement.


    The Shrines of Aspen

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For the last 20 years or so, people have been ducking into the Aspen wilderness just beyond well-traveled ski-slopes, where they put up shrines to beloved celebrities. Most of the time, the heroes are deceased, and some aren’t even the Hollywood type at all; they could be a favorite teacher or a local who was just a really good guy. The more well-known shrines belong to Elvis and Marilyn, 


    Pamela Anderson Obsession

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Dimwitted TV-wannabe Sha Ross went all-out in an attempt to gain fame via MTV when she dumped $10,000 on a set of D-cups, lip-implants and a chin lipo — all to look more like Pam Anderson. Apparently, the girl didn’t realize that she looks nothing like Pam Anderson, and that it would take a whole lot more than ten grand to get there. When Pam was asked about it later, she said that the attempt in and of itself was just plain creepy.


    Suri Cruise’s First Poop

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Sculptor and outright weirdo Daniel Edwards claimed to have obtained Suri Cruise’s first droppings even before the child had been displayed to the public. He dipped the gift in bronze and produced a tiny monument to the absurd. Whether or not the poo was genuine or a complete load of crap, nobody could say, though plenty asked. The piece was auctioned off on Ebay for $10,000 — proceeds went to charity.


    The Michael Jackson Impersonator

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Impersonators are a dime a dozen when it comes to certain celebs — folks like Michael Jackson and James Brown being prime targets for their signature dance moves and zany outfits. Rarely is there an impersonator who goes to such great lengths as Navi has in his quest to be more like Mike. This guy has gone as far as having fairly extensive plastic surgery, but while MJ was alive he actually served as his chief decoy at major public events. It’s an odd case that there is an upside to being a nut.


    Tony Danza Tattoo

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Who’s the boss? Tony Danza’s the boss, and don’t you forget it. In case you might forget it, you could always have his face permanently stamped into your skin like the poor sap in the picture above did; that way you’ll always have him with you in your daily affairs. You can even feel classier when wearing shorts and a tank top, since Tony is wearing a tux.


    Britney Spears “Birthing” Statue

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This hideous monstrosity is almost to ridiculous to comprehend, but it happened, and it truly does exist. The same guy who bronzed Suri’s poop felt the need to create a life-size statue of Britney Spears, giving birth, doggy style, on a bearskin rug. Forgiving the fact that the stone woman’s face looks much more like Ashley Judd than Britney Spears, it’s highly unlikely that Spears gave birth atop a bearskin rug in such a provocative pose. This thing hurts to look at.


    Shrine to Johnny Depp

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Take a good, long look at this picture. The girl is insane. We get it, you’re hopelessly and creepily in love with Johnny Depp. You don’t have to add a massive portrait of him to your arm when every square foot of wall space in your room is already covered in it. We understand obsession — we understand it all too well — but this girl is beyond help at this point. Hope she doesn’t plan on marrying anybody aside from Depp himself.


    The Robert Pattinson “Manllow”

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When this thing surfaced on Etsy a couple of weeks ago, it was simply too much to bear. It took us a solid three days to stop laughing, and now it’s impossible to look at the picture of this sappy girl cuddling her manllow without bursting into uproarious laughter all over again. We’re no strangers to cuddling a pillow at night, and it’s not at all strange for people to do it and pretend that the pillow is somebody else. This hideous, creepy thing is just plain wrong — on every level. It’s sold out at the moment, but if you want to cause your roommate to murder you, here’s the link to Etsy.


    Amy Winehouse Tattoo

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While we’d rally at the opportunity to make fun of some poor schmuck who thinks Amy Winehouse is beautiful enough to have her tattoo’d on his body, this is just creepy. Whoever got this tattoo obviously didn’t think that Winehouse was pretty, but instead seems to think of her as a trollish drunkard with dated hair and a surprisingly nice rack. If this is what you think of a person, why on earth would you ever get it tattoo’d on you?


    Joan Rivers Impersonator

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It’s difficult to name somebody more annoying than Joan Rivers. Honestly, the woman is a cockroach; so when we found this guy we just couldn’t resist adding him to the list. Frank Marino is a drag artist, meaning he’s a professional drag queen, and he’s been in the business for 25 solid, tucked years. The guy’s signature performance is his Joan Rivers impression, which is apparently so good that it got him sued by the woman in 1986 because he was copying her stand-up act too well. To each his own, but… Joan Rivers?


    Creepy Simpsons Tributes

    
We love The Simpsons as much as the next red-blooded Americans, but it’s more of an in memorial sort of fashion since the show stopped being terribly interesting after about its 20th season. Somehow, it still manages to whip people into a frenzy, and every year there are more tributes, more tattoos, more lookalike contests and more strange fan-made videos surfacing online. We keep telling ourselves that it will stop someday, but at this rate we’re starting to lose our confidence.


    Mike Tyson Tattoo

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What could be worse than a Mike Tyson tattoo? A Mike Tyson tattoo that’s recent-looking, complete with creepy eyes, bad teeth and the scary-looking tribal tragedy of a tat on his face. This one also raises an interesting dilemma; if a tattoo is a portrait of a person wearing a tattoo, then is said tattoo recursive in nature? Talk amongst yourselves.


    Queen Nefertiti

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Nileen Namita is not only completely obsessed with the ancient Queen Nefertiti of Egypt, but she’s so batshit insane that she truly believes she is the reincarnation of said Queen. She’s spent the last 20 years dumping over $300,000 into 51 plastic surgery procedures in an unending attempt to look like Nefertiti. Sorry Nileen, but you’re really failing at this whole endeavor. You don’t look like Nefertiti, and you’re damned odd.


    A Golden Statue of Kate Moss

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Kate Moss is perhaps more famous now for being slightly unfamous, and largely made fun-of in pop culture for being skinny enough to fit through cracks in the floorboards. The guy who went to all the trouble (and considerable expense) of making this monstrosity claims that it’s the largest golden statue of its kind since the days of Ancient Egypt. We think it’s the largest waste of time and money in the history of man kind. The truly sad part is that this thing is actually being housed in a museum. The world as we know it very well may be ending.


  • Chile Earthquake Pictures


    Photo showing the devastation from massive Chile earthquake

    As we all know, the earthquake in Chile was massive: 8.8 in magnitude. Pictures are starting to come in showing the destruction this earthquake has caused. The scope of the devastation is still emerging, but thankfully it appears that the damage will be far less than the Haiti earthquake.

    Below we’ve included a few of the 2010 Chile earthquake pictures coming in from Twitter. We hope to add more photos as we find them.















  • Chuck Liddell & Heidi Northcott Workout Video – Intentionally Naked


    Chuck Liddell Workout Video With Girlfriend Heidi Northcott

    A video of Chuck Liddell & his ultra hot girlfriend Heidi Northcut working out naked has been getting passed around the Internet. Turns out the two are in on the gig. The workout video is part of a viral campaign from Reebok.

    Scandal or not, the question we all want to know is whether there’s an uncensored version of the Chuck Liddell workout video.


  • Showgirls 2 Trailer (Video)

    Despite being panned by critics, the original Showgirls earned close to $200 million in revenues, making it something of a success. Inevitably, a sequel has been made, Showgirls 2 … and now we have a trailer to boot. The new movie looks horrible. Terrible. Like an 80s sexploitation flick mixed with Europorn from the 70s. Lots of mindless nudity and violence shot on a low quality camcorder.

    But hey if you’re interested, and can handle the NSFW, there are several sites where you can watch the trailer video, including the official Showgirls 2 website.


  • Sarah Palin’s Greatest Fails of All Time

    Former Republican Vice President candidate, Sarah Palin, shot into the spotlight during the 2008 Presidential election campaign. She’s still around, has a pretty large fanbase and even signed onto a deal with the FOX News Nework. She could be considered something of a cultural icon, having been satirized on SNL, made the subject of a porno, and hundreds of captioned pictures. There are a few “greatest hits” compilation videos of her blunders floating around the Internet, but today, we’d like to bring some of the greatest moments together into a more formal gathering. They’re surely not the only ones, but here we present 15 of Sarah Palin’s greatest fails of all time.



    “Handy” Cheat Sheet

    During a recent Tea Party Convention speech, Palin was spotted with what looked like notes written on the palm of her hand. Apparently they weren’t for the speech she was making, but for the Q&A session after. During the session she was spotted looking down at her hand for about a second at a time. Upon closer inspection, the words “Energy,” “Lift American Spirits,” and “Budget Cuts” — “Budget” crossed out and replaced with the word “Tax.” We don’t condemn crib notes, but the fact that she had just bashed Obama for using a teleprompter says it all. For one, she should expect to never use any sort of prompting again, and it’s pretty terrible when she can’t even remember the core principles that she supposedly supports.



    Supreme Court Knowledge

    You’d think that when running for Vice President, Palin would have brushed up on her American History and Supreme Court cases; after all, many have shaped today’s laws and government. When asked by Katie Couric about the Supreme Court case of Roe v. Wade, Palin could barely make her way around the well-known abortion issue milestone. After struggling with that, Couric coolly asked for an example of another Supreme Court decision she disagreed with, Palin couldn’t give even one. Instead, she stumbled across her words and attempted to BS her way out of it.



    The Bush Doctrine

    In one of her interviews with Charles Gibson of ABC, Palin was asked if she agreed with the Bush Doctrine. In her first response, she could barely stumble out with a “in what respect, Charlie?” Confused, Gibson again asked her for her interpretation, and she could only state that it is Bush’s world view. For those of you out of the loop, the Bush Doctrine is simply a phrase used to describe former President Bush’s foreign policy views, mainly “preventative war.” Gibson pressed Palin on whether or not she thought we should have the right to make cross-border attacks into Pakistan from Afghanistan, with or without the approval of the Pakistani government. Her response? A “blizzard of words.” Well put, Charlie.



    What Does a VP Do?

    In an interview on CNBC, Palin was asked her opinion on the probe she faced by the Alaskan legislature. When it was brought up that she had a lot of fans, and questioning whether or not she thought it would disqualify her from maintaining that slot for VP, she got a bit loopy. After stating that it wouldn’t disqualify her from anything, she went on to say that someone needed to tell her what exactly a VP does. Really? You don’t know what the VP does, and you’re running for it? Well, it is kind of a big job — being just one heartbeat away from presidency.



    Drill, Baby, Drill

    “Drill, baby, drill” became one of those annoying yet recognizable phrases during the 2008 campaign, thanks to Palin. One of the top issues on her agenda became increased oil and gas drilling in sensitive lands and waterways, including the Arctic National Wildlife Reserve. She’s even gone as far as refusing to let the polar bear onto the endangered species list, because it would impede her efforts on drilling in the arctic. Once the ANWR was brought up, Palin tried to skirt around the issue, but everyone knows how she really feels. We don’t want to even think about how many wolves she had shot from helicopters to let out her frustrations after these terrible interviews.



    CBS Interview with Katie Couric

    The people behind the McCain-Palin campaign even admitted that this interview with Katie Couric went horribly — it was an embarrassment. Here Couric questions Palin’s foreign policy knowledge and experience, giving Palin a chance to set things straight. Palin could only ramble on about how Alaska shares a maritime border with Russia and land border with Canada. Ok, fine then, Couric understandably asks if Palin has entered any kind of negotiations with the Russians as a result of this proximity. Palin rambles on once again without answering, and goes on to talk about how Putin could “rear his head” and fly to Alaska. Right.



    The Prank Call

    On a lighter note, Palin was hilariously pranked by a Quebec comedy duo hosting a radio show. They convinced her that she was speaking to France’s President Nicolas Sarkozy, and she went on discussing his “beautiful wife” and hunting. The duo mentioned having a special American advisor, named Johnny Hallyday, which might have tipped the prank off to some. (Hallyday is a singer, known as a French Elvis Presley.) The entire time, she had no clue, despite several warning signs. When the duo revealed their prank, Palin awkwardly ended the call.



    God and War

    Another nugget from the ABC interview with Charles Gibson in which Palin was questioned if we’re fighting a “holy war.” Palin was quoted in her old church as saying, “our national leaders are sending our soldiers on a task that is from God.” Initially, Palin claimed that it wasn’t her exact quote — which it was. She then skirted around the question again, saying that it was really inspired by something that Abraham Lincoln once said. Gibson conceded, but then quoted her as saying that it was “God’s plan,” hoping she could clarify. Nah, never any clarification from Palin.



    Experience vs. a Pretty Face

    In getting the crowd pumped for her upcoming Vice Presidential Debate, Palin stated her desire to meet Joe Biden and how excited she was. She also tried to slip in a little joke, poking at Biden’s age, saying she’d been “hearing about his Senate speeches since [she] was in, like, second grade.” Later, Katie Couric wanted her to clarify her statement and get her opinion on Obama having a 72-year old running mate — since, well, it implied he had more experience. No, no! Palin insisted it was a great move, pushing Biden’s experience and calling herself the “new face” and leaving it up to the voters to decide what they want. So, the choices are experience or a pretty face?



    Foreign Policy Experience?

    At the Town Hall Meeting in Grand Rapids, Michigan, Palin was faced with some soft questions from the crowd. In yet another chance to justify her VP qualifications, Palin was asked to give examples of her skills regarding foreign policy. Palin went on to say that she was prepared to take the VP office, and that those silly people in Washington just want to tear her ticket down. She even offered to play “stump the candidate” in regards to examples of specific policies and countries. She lives next to Russia, right? Well, McCain stepped in quickly to push the discussion toward other topics.



    She’s Never Seen Russia

    After Palin’s (multiple) claims that living close to Russia gave her the foreign policy experience, CNN went to investigate. They traveled all the way out to the only place where you can see Russia from Alaska. The tiny island, Little Diomede, is pretty cut off from… Well, everywhere; the 150 inhabitants, aside from the mayor, couldn’t even name their governor. Not only that, but they told CNN that Palin had never even visited the island. Of course, after the report aired, her managers stated that she’d like to visit one day, then maybe she could get the real foreign policy experience by looking out across the water!



    Going Rogue

    Palin recently published a personal political memoir in November 2009, entitled Going Rogue: An American Life. It really doesn’t reveal much — not surprisingly — but it was likely more of an opportunity for a book tour and money. Well, besides revealing little, her book also went rogue on the fact-checking. The Associated Press set their fact checkers onto the book and they came back with quite a few errors — from stretching the truth to downright lying. She actually goes on to criticize President Obama for the bailout package that was actually was achieved by his predecessor, George W. Bush. Also, we found an awesome video interview of some of her supporters at a book signing.



    Keeping Informed

    In a CBS exclusive with Katie Couric, she caught up with Palin behind the scenes to gather some input on her world view. Couric asked Palin what publications she read before being chosen for the VP slot, to which Palin responded: “I read most of them.” After Couric asked what specific ones, Palin stated that she reads “all of them, any of them that have been in front of [her] in all those years.” After that, she started to get a bit defensive, insisting that she has a vast, various amount of sources, and that Alaska isn’t some foreign country completely out of touch with Washington, D.C. …Fine, but really? Couldn’t even throw out one example — New York Times? Anything?



    Second CBS Interview with John McCain

    In a second interview on CBS with Katie Couric, this time with running mate John McCain, Palin was confronted with the fact that even Republicans thought she was unprepared. She stated that not only was she ready, but “willing and able to serve.” Well, of course she said she was willing and able — why else would she be running? But ready? Yeah, she said she’s ready because of her “executive” experience as a city mayor and manager, a governor for a couple years, and oh — a regulator of oil and gas.



    Turkey Fail

    Every year on Thanksgiving, the tradition of pardoning a turkey is not only carried out by the President, but by Alaskan governors, too. This year, Palin pardoned a turkey, and followed up with an interview in front of a turkey slaughterhouse. She was even asked before the interview if she wanted to stand there, and she said yes. So, it though wasn’t completely ironic since Palin loves the senseless killing of animals, but her poor choice of interview angle made for a hilariously failed interview. It’s all so badly timed, especially when she says what she’ll be cooking for dinner — perhaps that poor turkey dying on camera behind her?



  • 34 Sexy Celebrities When They Were Young

    Most of our favorite celebrities are smokin’ hot babes that are almost impossible to look away from, but they weren’t always gorgeous starlets with ridiculously amazing bodies. Whether performing in children’s competitions or simply attending the local school, every one of these Hollywood lovelies had to start out somewhere — as a kid. Some of them were super cute, while others may shock you with a unibrow or goofy smile delusive of the sexy celeb they would become later in life. Here’s a look at 34 stars long before they became delectable babes and one unfortunate bonus.

    Beyoncé Knowles

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    Multi-talented Beyonce Knowles wasn’t always a renowned actress, super model, record producer and musical performer. Beyonce’s amazing voice was first discovered when she wowed the crowd at her Texan high school’s talent show. Even in her pre-teen picture, she poses with style and has a little glint of starlet in her cute blue eyes.

    Catherine Zeta Jones

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    Catherine Zeta Jones is a famous actress originally from South Wales who is known for her sexy roles in blockbusters such as Entrapment and Intolerable Cruelty. Jones began performing in a children’s theatre group before she was even ten years old, and her pig-tailed picture shows a star in the making who could sell tickets at any age.

    Charlize Theron

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    South African beauty Charlize Theron was discovered by a modeling agency at the age of sixteen, and traveled to NY where she began her explosive acting career. Though she has certainly undergone amazing transformations for films such as Monster, thinking of smoldering hot Theron does not typically summon a picture of an innocent looking, baby faced preteen.

    Jennifer Aniston

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    Jennifer Aniston is an American actress best known for her role as Rachel on Friends. Aniston played a quirky, fun loving girl-next-door character that would later become her trademark — and this college snapshot is clearly foreshadowing.

    Jennifer Lopez

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    When pop star Jennifer Lopez sang ‘I’m Still Jenny From The Block’, this is certainly not who we imagined her former self to be. A cute little girl with big brown eyes, Lopez grew up to be a sexy musical performer with a big round butt.

    Bjork

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    Bjork is an eccentric Icelandic pop star who started playing music in punk bands as a teenager. Her little mullet almost makes her look like a boy in this picture. A few years ago, Bjork received some extra publicity for attacking a photographer outside of an airport.

    Kate Moss

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    Kate Moss is a London born international supermodel who was discovered when she was only fifteen years old. Moss is notorious for her publicly documented cocaine abuse, which caused her to lose a multi million dollar modeling contract with retail chain H&M.

    Alyssa Milano

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    Although Brooklyn born actress Alyssa Milano began her career when she performed in the Broadway musical Annie, she’s better known for her starring role in television series Charmed. This little cutie grew up to be an avid baseball fan and PETA activist who has almost ten tattoos.

    Angelina Jolie

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    Academy Award winning actress Angelina Jolie has been widely referred to as one of the most beautiful women in the world. Even in her old photograph, Jolie retains an aura of sultry maturity. In fact, Jolie’s old picture has begun to look better than her present state ever since a picture of her gummy plastic surgery neck hit the tabloids.

    Halle Berry

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    Halle Berry’s high school picture is so tame it’s almost hard to believe; she’s wearing what looks like scrubs with little cartoon pencils printed on them. Berry moved to Illinois in the early 80s, where she acted in a number of television sitcoms, but received her big break from her role in Spike Jonze’s Jungle Fever. Halle has been on countless ‘Hottest Women’ lists and remains a total sex pot today.

    Milla Jovovich

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    Milla Jovovich is a Serbian born actress who has also tried her hand as a musician and fashion designer. Jovovich’s staple is appearing in sci-fi films as a sexy, ass-kicking goddess. She even looks ready to kick some ass in her high school yearbook picture.

    Gwen Stefani

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    Teenaged Gwen Stefani was fairly shy, and held jobs at the Dairy Queen and MAC makeup store. Stefani’s first musical performance was at her high school’s talent show in 1987 — meaning she’s been performing for over two decades. The rock-pop idol is still a bombshell with the same fresh looking face.

    Dita Von Teese

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    Pin up model Dita Von Teese is most famous for her marriage to Marilyn Manson, which ended in 2006. Teese’s real name is Heather Renee Sweet, and she is originally from a small town in Michigan. Her younger picture resembles her look today in every way besides her hair, which is now black.

    Miranda Kerr

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    This very vanilla picture of Miranda Kerr makes her look like a mom from the Hamptons. Kerr is an Australian supermodel best known for her work as a Victoria’s Secret Angel, but her first notable work was as a Billabong model in the late 90s. Her young image above is from a 1998 Dolly Magazine photo shoot, controversial because Kerr was only 13 years old at the time.

    Gisele Bundchen

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    Gisele Bundchen is a Brazilian supermodel so successful that she’s become the sixteenth most wealthy woman in the entire world. Always a star, even in her high school years, this picture doesn’t look unlike many of her recent modeling photographs.

    Keira Knightley

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    Golden Globe winner Keira Knightley is an English actress whose passion for performance dominated her life since childhood. Knightley hired her first agent when she was six years old and remembers a “single-mindedness” about acting that kept her performing in amateur productions whenever she got the chance.

    Taylor Swift

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    Singer-Songwriter Taylor Swift is still pretty young, earning her first platinum record at just 20 years old. Besides the blonde hair, her childhood picture next to a pony doesn’t look too much like today’s Grammy award winning beauty.

    Natalie Portman

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    American actress Natalie Portman is not only one of the most beautiful women to ever live, but incredibly smart as well. She earned a degree in psychology at Harvard while completing her role in the Star Wars prequel trilogy, and claims to have smoked weed every day while doing so. The total package, Portman began her career in The Professional, where she starred as a young girl who becomes the companion of an aging hit man.

    Scarlett Johansson

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    Scarlett Johansson is an American actress and musician who helped campaign for Barack Obama during the presidential election. Scarlett Johansson’s childhood picture looks pretty much exactly the same as her adult self, only with more childlike shyness in her expression.

    Jessica Biel

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    Pictured above with Scarlett Johansson, American actress and model Jessica Biel hasn’t changed much. America watched her grow up on the family oriented television series 7th Heaven; Biel certainly looks much older today, but no less beautiful.

    Rihanna

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    Rihanna began her recording career when she moved to the US from the Barbados at the age of sixteen. At her current age of 22, Rihanna has earned over ten chart topping Billboard hits. To non-Rihanna lovers, she’s best known for getting the shit kicked out of her by R&B performer Chris Brown. Who could punch a cute little face like that? Only a douchebag.

    Eliza Dushku

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    American actress Eliza Dushku began her career when she was just ten years old, and has appeared in countless movies and television shows since. The undeniably gorgeous Dushku says her roles in Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel have provoked heaps of fan mail from prisoners on death row. “They write everything,” Dusku states, “disgusting things that you don’t even want to know about. . . It’s so creepy.”

    Bar Refaeli

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    Israeli supermodel Bar Rafaeli began modeling before she reached one year in age, appearing in a baby commercial. Rafaeli was guided by her mother, who was also a successful model. A need for braces caused her to take a modeling hiatus until she entered back into the game and earned multiple victories in Model of The Year competitions beginning when she was just fifteen.

    Zooey Deschanel

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    Zooey Deschanel is America’s new sweetheart, playing the role of quirky love interest in Indie films like 500 Days of Summer. Deschanel recently began a musical project as well, composing one half of Indie pop duo She & Him. Deschanel doesn’t look much younger in this picture, but definitely has more of a cookie-cutter image than today’s personality driven Zooey.

    Hayden Panettiere

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    20-year-old Hayden Panettiere, star of American TV series Heroes, is the same midget she’s always been at just five feet tall. As she rides what appears to be a zebra, Hayden’s face looks almost exactly the same as it does today. Hayden’s lesser known talent, singing, has earned her multiple voice acting roles in Disney cartoons and a Grammy nomination.

    Taylor Momsen

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    Taylor Momsen is a seventeen year old famous for her major role in the American television drama Gossip Girl. Despite the small age gap between her present and former self, the two pictures are most certainly another dichotomy on this list. Regarding the possibility that others see her as a role model, Momsen said, “To be honest, I don’t fucking care [about being a role model]. I didn’t get into this to be a role model. So I’m sorry if I’m influencing your kids in a way that you don’t like, but I can’t be responsible for their actions. I don’t care.”

    Nicole Kidman

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    Nicole as a kid is almost cuter than the plastic lipped Nicole of today. However, there was a time when Kidman was a sex icon, and everything she did radiated beauty. Kidman was born in Hawaii, but is of Australian descent. Her road to fame began when she appeared on a number of Australian sitcoms in the mid eighties.

    Doutzen Kroes

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    Cute little Doutzen Kroes grew up to be a smoking hot international super model who has walked the runway for Gucci, Escada, Versace, Hugo Boss, and many other fashion icons. Kroes was born in the Netherlands and sent her photographs to a modeling agency shortly after graduating high school.

    Jena Malone

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    One of the traits Jena Malone has retained from her childhood is her adorable awkwardness. Lanky but beautiful, Malone was the cuteness factor in the 2001 indie film Donnie Darko. Besides multiple on screen roles, Malone also has a band called Jena Malone and Her Bloodstains.

    Megan Fox

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    Damn, Megan Fox! What a unibrow on that girl. At least she’s pretty much the hottest woman on the planet right now. She could frame this picture above her bed and laugh about it with everyone she knows — without caring even a little bit. Fox, famous for her roles in Transformers and Jennifer’s Body, has a true ugly-ducking-to-swan story.

    Adriana Lima

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    Adriana Lima is another international supermodel famous for her role as a Victoria’s Secret Angel. Multi-lingual Brazilian beauty Lima says she didn’t have her fist kiss until she was 17 years old, attributing the late start to her shyness around boys. Unlike most celebrities, Lima is public about her strong religious beliefs and choice to remain celibate until marriage.

    Demi Moore

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    Demi Moore, wife of Ashton Kutcher, is an American Actress who has three children with actor and ex-husband Bruce Willis. Moore had a rough childhood, was raised by two violent alcoholics, and suffered various physical ailments. Once cross-eyed Moore is has a chipper smile in her high school photograph that has held up until today, almost 40 years later.

    Mila Kunis

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    Russian actress Mila Kunis’ childhood photo makes her look more 90s-esque than a young teenage girl; her face looks almost exactly the same today. Once the unobtainable prom-queen type of gal, Kunis grew up to become an unobtainable blockbuster star of every man’s dreams.

    Katy Perry

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    Katy Perry is undoubtedly a total cutie in her childhood pic, but her short blonde locks and high school vibe is a far stretch from today’s risque image of the pop idol. Perry, who grew up in a religious household where she listened strictly to gospel music, abandoned her clean cut look for hits like “I Kissed a Girl” and a whole lot of cleavage.

    Unfortunate Unsexy Bonus: Amy Winehouse

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    Who knew that the sweet, button nosed girl on the left would turn into the raging crack addict on the right? Multi-platinum artist Amy Winehouse grew up singing in jazz bands, but was always somewhat eccentric — she formed a short-lived rap duo as an adolescent and was kicked out of junior high for piercing her nose. In adulthood, Winehouse spiraled out of control after success brought her enough money to buy all the drugs and booze her little heart desired.


  • Mumford & Sons on Letterman (Little Lion Man Video)


    Mumford & Sons on Letterman Video

    Mumford & Sons are an upcoming English folk band out of London, England, which after having much success in the UK and Australia has just landed on this side of the Atlantic. And in just a few days their debut album is quickly climbing up the charts in the US.

    Mumford & Sons recently made a crowd rousing appearance on The Late Show With David Letterman. The appearance made such an impact that they shot to number on on the iTunes Rock chart. The following night they played the famous Bowery Ballroom in New York City and by all accounts was a “passion-soaked” performance that brought down the house.


  • 15 Most Insincere Public Apologies

    Whether it’s arrogance, publicity stunts, or just plain stupidity, plenty of celebrities have said and done things that have caused them to be coerced, persuaded or personally compelled to offer a public apology. As uncomfortable as that may sometimes be for the person making the apology, at times it can be almost embarrassing to watch too. Here are 15 examples of public apologies by people who didn’t seem to be all that sorry.

    Tiger Woods

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    A professional athlete with mistresses? You don’t say. Tiger Woods is holding a small press conference today where he will discuss his adultery scandal and apologize for his behavior. Tiger is far from the first celebrity who has cheated and gotten caught, nor the first to allegedly suffer from an addiction to sex. We’re not sure who he owes an apology or explanation — other than his wife — but he has to appease his sponsors and attempt to repair his image. Given that this is the incentive, his apology is likely to be quite hollow.

    John Mayer

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    On February 10, John Mayer used Twitter as his medium to offer apologies for the racial slur and other amazingly offensive remarks he made during a Playboy interview. Mayer used the “N” word, said his penis was similar to a white supremacist, made sexual remarks about ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson and rattled off the names of a few black women he thinks are not bad looking, for black girls. In summary, he made a complete ass of himself — again.

    Chris Brown

    Chris Brown recorded this video trainwreck to offer his apologies for beating the crap out of his then-girlfriend Rihanna back in February 2009. The video was released more than five months after the assault. Brown says he would have apologized sooner, but his handlers had a muzzle on him. He’s profoundly sorry — or at least the person who wrote his prepared statement intended for him to sound that way. We don’t think Brown has a future in acting.

    John Lennon and Paul McCartney

    In 1966, after John Lennon made the offhanded remark that the Beatles were more popular than Jesus, the Vatican denounced the group and there was a huge public backlash. On August 11, 1966 the Beatles held a press conference, but instead of an apology, it sounded a lot more like “sorry you have a problem with it.”

    Don Imus

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    On April 4, 2007, during the nationally syndicated Imus in the Morning show, Don Imus described the Rutgers University women’s basketball players as “nappy-headed hos” during an extremely offensive racist exchange with executive producer Bernard McGuirk. Imus initially brushed over criticism of his remarks, but then issued a public apology that was too little, too late. His show was suspended on April 9. There was more bad news for Imus on April 11 when MSNBC announced the decision to pull the plug on the simulcast of the show. During this time Imus couldn’t seem to keep his mouth shut, telling Al Sharpton “you can’t make fun of everybody, because some people don’t deserve it.” On April 12, CBS Radio cancelled Imus in the Morning. However, Imus got the last laugh. He sued CBS for the $40 million left on his contract. CBS bought out the contract and Imus walked away with millions. He returned to radio on December 3, 2007 on ABC Radio with video simulcast by RFD-TV and resumed making racist remarks.

    Mel Gibson

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    In 2006, Mel Gibson made a public apology for his anti-Semitic tirade directed at sheriff’s deputies. He apologized profusely, but seemed to place the blame not on his own ignorance, but on his problem with alcoholism.

    Marv Albert

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    In 1997, sportscaster Marv Albert was accused of sexual assault by his former lover, Victoria Perhach. Albert and Perhach had a 10-year affair and apparently plenty of kinky sex, which included cross-dressing and pain. Perhach claimed that Albert attacked and bit her. Albert, during what was supposed to be his public apology for the assault, said biting was consensual between them and that Perhach was just bitter because he had ended their relationship.

    Charlie Sheen

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    What a guy. When Denise Richards’ mother was undergoing chemotherapy for cancer, Charlie Sheen sent her an insulting and abusive e-mail telling her to “go cry to your bald mom.” He also left a voicemail for Richards, which she leaked to the public, calling her the “C” word and the “N” word. Three years later — yes, three — he apologized for his choice of insults, noting that he actually has a black friend. He also justified the anger he felt towards Richards by saying it was caused by her constantly jerking him around about visitation with their children.

    Kanye West

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    Yep, you know “Imma let you finish but…” this list couldn’t possibly exist without Kanye West. After storming the stage at the VMAs while Taylor Swift was accepting her award for best female video, he issued an all-caps attempt at an apology on his blog, with “BEYONCE’S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!!!” thrown in the middle. He’s not crazy ya’ll, he’s just “REAL.” He apologized and tried to justify his actions several more times, including on the Jay Leno show, where he became emotional when asked about his mother and said he just wanted to help.

    Johnny Cash

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    in 1964, Johnny Cash was driving his truck in Los Padres National Forest in California when one of his wheels caught on fire. The wheel caught the grass on fire and the fire quickly spread. Cash jumped out of the truck, grabbed his fishing pole and decided to ignore the fire. He wasn’t sorry for the fire, or the fact that it killed half of the world’s California Condor population. In his autobiography he is quoted as saying, “I don’t give a damn about your yellow buzzards. Why should I care?” Cash may well be the most sincere person on this list, as he hardly apologized at all for the incident.

    Dr. Dre

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    In 1990, Dr. Dre ran into rapper and tv personality Dee Barnes at a record release party. Barnes had recently interviewed Ice Cube about leaving N.W.A., which Dre didn’t appreciate. He slammed her face and right side of her body into a wall repeatedly and had his bodyguard stop anyone from interrupting the beat down. He attempted to throw her down the stairs, but she fought back and instead received some kicks to her ribs and a punch in the back of the head. Dre’s apology was simply this: “People talk all this shit, but you know, somebody [expletive] with me, I’m gonna [expletive] with them. I just did it, you know. Ain’t nothing you can do now by talking about it. Besides, it ain’t no big thing– I just threw her through a door.”

    Michael Vick

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    After initially lying about his involvement in a brutal and disgusting dog fighting ring, the evidence was so obvious against Michael Vick that he decided a public apology was in order. While he seemed sincere on the surface, his prepared statement about letting people down seemed to be deeply rooted in the remorse of being caught — and the prospect of going to prison.

    Martha Stewart

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    Rather than come right out and apologize for insider trading, Stewart danced around the issue of her guilt. If she did anything wrong, we’re sure she’s politely and adequately sorry about it. However, it’s difficult to consider an apology sincere when there is no admission of wrongdoing. Come on, Martha, you did your time.

    Michael Richards

    Michael Richards unleashed a racist rant while performing a stand-up comedy gig in 2006. He used the “N” word six times after being heckled by two black men. During his ultra-uncomfortable public apology, Richards said his anger fueled his rage, not racism or bigotry. Even his apology sounded hostile.

    Rush Limbaugh

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    Rush Limbaugh accused actor Michael J. Fox of exaggerating the symptoms and effects of Parkinson’s disease, calling Fox’s trembling in a pro-stem-cell commercial “purely an act.” When he was informed that it was not an act, he said that if he were wrong, he would apologize to Fox. To date, we know of no sincere apology.

  • Shaun White Wins Gold With Double McTwist 1260

    In an otherwise sloppy and mistake prone Winter Olympics, Shaun White took everyone’s breath away last night when he did his signature Double McTwist 1260 during the snowboarding half-pipe competition.

    Although Shaun White had clearly already won gold in an earlier run, he saved his best trick for last. As White said of the Double McTwist 1260, he “just felt like I didn’t come all the way to Vancouver not to pull out the big guns. I put down the tricks I’ve worked so hard on.” The Double McTwist 1260 is a move that distinguishes Shaun White from the rest of the competitors as he is the only person in the world who can currently perform the trick.

    The 2010 gold medal win for Shaun White was a defense of the one he earned in 2006 and solidified his position as one of the most dominant Olympians of all time.

    For full video coverage of Shaun White’s 2010 snowboarding half-pipe competition, visit this link at NBC.


  • League of Extraordinary International Douchebags

    Everyone hates a douchebag. The typical douchebag likes to sport orange tans and “kissy” faces, wears sunglasses in nightclubs, has ten popped collars and too much hair gel — today we’re going somewhere a bit different. We found a few douchebags that didn’t necessarily fit this particular physical description, but still manage to lump sickly pretentious on top of regular douchebaggery. Some of them have a taste for sex slaves, others just don’t know what to do with all of their money; these are 14 of the filthy rich from around the world that belong in the League of Extraordinary International Douchebags.



    Prince Azim of Brunei

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    His Royal Highness Prince Haji ‘Abdul ‘Azim — it’s ok, he prefers Prince Azim — is the fourth in line for the throne of Brunei. He’s known for his playboy lifestyle and his lavish parties. They come at a price though; he pays millions to celebrities like Kate Moss, Shannon Elizabeth, Naomi Campbell, and Pamela Anderson just to show up to his parties at all. In fact, he paid Michael Jackson $10 million to show up at his 25th birthday party, and not even perform. His favorite celeb is Mariah Carey: He hand-delivered her a $5.7 million necklace with matching ring via private jet. That alone makes him look like a 14-year old douchebag with a crush.



    David and Victoria Beckham

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    Becks and Posh are a douchebag match made in heaven. The two strut around Los Angeles like they’re actually famous here. David is a soccer player, currently on loan to AC Milan,  but calls LA Galaxy his home. He’s not the best, but he pretends to be. His wife is no better: She is under the impression she’s super famous — and hot — but the truth is far from it. The former Spice Girl resembles a dried up mummy with one of the worst fake racks we’ve ever seen, and she doesn’t have a skill to sell if she tried.



    Kanye West

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    Go for it: We dare you to Google “Kanye West is a douchebag,” and you’ll see how many people share our sentiments. Besides the obvious public spectacles — ahem, Taylor Swift — his lyrics speak for him. He makes terrible analogies, has utterly no respect for famed musicians of the past or present, and he’s convinced that he’s God. As if all that wasn’t enough, he loves to sport sunglasses that have no function — unfortunately many other celebs have picked up the habit as well, but they’re usually the type that make lists just like this one.



    Matthew Mellon

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    Matthew Mellon is part of one of America’s most influential and wealthy families — with ties like Gulf Oil, Carnegie Mellon University and Alcoa. Matthew inherited a $25 million trust fund at only 21, and started blowing it on cocaine, guns, celebrity company, and whatever other ridiculous or dangerous things he could get his hands on. He almost overdosed, and instead of reforming, he divorced his wife went back to hit the slopes some more. He fired his next fiancee, and left her financially dry, only to jump to another woman shortly after. What a sweet guy.



    Dane Cook

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    Dane Cook is best known for his work as a comedian, but has also stepped into the realm of acting — which is unfortunate for us all. He’s a douchebag, hands down, and his fellow comedians can’t even manage a word of respect when asked. For one, he thinks that saying a word in an obnoxious way is funny, regardless of whether or not the joke has anything to it. Not only that, but somehow he always manages to get work — even in highly publicized films that subsequently turn into box office flops. Few comedians have ever managed to make a successful transition into acting — like Bill Cosby, Dave Chappelle, and Jerry Seinfeld. It’s understandable that comedians touch on similar subject matter, but Cook is notorious for stealing his acts. It doesn’t help that the first word out of most people’s mouths when asked about him is “sellout.”



    Leona Helmsley

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    Hotel operator and real estate investor Leona Helmsley liked to play dirty. Her and her husband once faced 188 counts of tax fraud for illegally charging more than $4 million of personal expenses to Helmsley Enterprises subsidiaries and conspiracy to defraud the government of over $1 million in personal income taxes. Personally, Leona faced federal charges of Extortion and Mail Fraud, and all while earning the nickname “the Queen of Mean.” If you can believe it, those weren’t the douchiest things she’d ever done. When she died in 2007, she cut two of her four grandchildren out of her will, and left the largest chunk — around $12 million — to her dog, whose name was Trouble. Over $8,000 per month is set aside for the dog’s grooming, and she’s set to be buried by her master in the family mausoleum, which was ordered to be steam cleaned once per year.  



    Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt

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    Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt, born Hans Robert Lichtenberg, is not royalty as his name suggests. He gained his useless title by being adopted by the late Princess Marie-Auguste von Anhalt at age 37, in a business transaction. He has since adopted other men who want similar titles. “If someone offers you $2 million, you do it”, he said about it. Frédéric is married to Zsa Zsa Gabor, and has previously claimed having an affair with the late Anna Nicole Smith, although it was later debunked and he was called a “chronic fabricator.”



    Ryan Seacrest

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    Ryan Seacrest is a cookie-cutter douchebag. He sucks up to celebrities, pretends that stupid candid pictures of them are news, and overwhelms us with his terribly boring personality. On the whole, he gives all Americans a bad name. Once while awkwardly interviewing the young cast of Slumdog Millionaire, he failed to pronounce their names, so he simply held up his cue card to the camera right in front of them. That wasn’t as bad as the time he held up his hand to a blind kid on the American Idol casting call, expecting a high five. He grabbed the contestant’s wrist, and put it in the air as an assist to himself.



    Vincente Zambada Niebla

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    Vincente Zambada Niebla is the son of Ismael Zambada — drug lord of Mexico’s Sinaloa cartel — and he got an easy ride to the top of his father’s operations. Before he was arrested in March 2009, he lived in a mansion, drove exotic cars and made sure to have no less than five armed bodyguards at his disposal at all times. He did some heinous things to people and lived in the lap of luxury while the rest of his country laid in toil, and all the while he acted like just another playboy out on the town.



    Marcus Prinz von Anhalt

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    Marcus Prinz von Anhalt was one of the men that bought his title from Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt. Before 2006, he was known as Marcus Eberhardt the butcher, but has since made a name for himself in German tabloids as a playboy. He prefers to be called Prinz Germany, and owns more than 20 brothels and nightclubs. Although prostitution isn’t illegal in Germany, he has served over four years for tax evasion and human trafficking. Besides his over-tanned lobster face, one of his most douchy features has to be his Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe covered in a Louis Vuitton multicolored monogram print. Now that’s classy.



    Stavros Niarchos III

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    Stavros Niarchos III is heir to a billion-dollar Greek shipping fortune, and likes to make his way around the Hollywood cesspool of women — Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan being among them. He likes to party, and can’t help letting the douche shine though: He once paid a homeless man to pour soda all over himself and has almost mowed over pedestrians on several occasions while driving intoxicated.



    Albert Prinz von Thurn und Taxis

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    A small history lesson: German law hasn’t recognized royal titles since they were declared void right after World War I. Albert von Thurn und Taxis is one of those douches who instead shoved the title into his last name — but at least he didn’t buy it. His family is worth a staggering amount, and Albert alone is worth $2.1 billion, which allows him to live a lavish lifestyle. He likes to race cars and grow facial hair. That’s about it.



    Stephen Dent

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    Stephen Dent is the heir to the DuPont fortune and has a keen taste for sex slaves. Some of those slaves even extorted him for $150,000 each, after threatening to reveal everything to his wife. He didn’t stop there: The girls sucked money out of him at every corner because he couldn’t control his urge to do raunchy things to them. He once even paid a girl $15,000 for one day of free play. But this douche definitely deserved it, and the girls were smart to milk every penny out of Dent.



    Christian Audigier

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    French fashion designer Christian Audigier ties up our list of International Douchebags for not only being a douchebag himself, but for spreading douchebaggery of monumental proportions to the general spray-tanned populous. He is the founder of the Ed Hardy fashion line, amongst many other similar lines. It all began when he served as the primary force behind the Von Dutch line and trucker-hat trend, and has since gotten out of control. He’s spread his brand from the Christian Audigier nightclub in Las Vegas to a whole slew of Ed Hardy beverages — from energy drinks to vodka. It’s pretty sickening. Many hail him for succeeding in the fashion world so quickly, but we just want to burn everything that sports the Ed Hardy logo.


  • 119 Ways To Store & Organize Cats

    Sometimes I wish I were a cat.

    We have found that there are many other ways to store and organize your cats efficiently, whether you have many or just one.

    Read the full story at Brainz.


  • The 25 Worst Infomercials Ever


    The 25 Worst Infomercials Ever

    There’s something comical about the infomercial. But it gets hysterical when the infomercial sucks.

    Read the article at BusinessPundit.

  • Lindsey Vonn Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Video

    Lindsey Vonn Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Video

    Lindsey Vonn may be the most well known female Olympian of the 2010 Winter Olympics. And this video from Sports Illustrated should do nothing but increase her popularity.


  • Clair Bidez Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Video


    Clair Bidez Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Video

    Clair Bidez is an Olympic snowboarder and was recently featured by Sports Illustrated’s special Winter Olympics Swimsuit edition. Enjoy the video.