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– Gold medal-winning skater Evan Lysacek presents the “Top Ten Thoughts That Went Through Evan Lysacek’s Mind During His Gold Medal Ice Skating Routine!”

–Kim & Khloe Kardashian take on the tabs!

-We knew Lil Wayne had a well-earned reputation as a Sperminator, but wowww!

–Extra Mario Lopez is the proud papa of a new French Bulldog — and he’s even cuter than his daddy! Meet Julio Cesar Chavez Lopez!

-How did a list on “The Lamest Dancing With The Stars Contestants Ever” forget to mention Master P?! Boy, can he stink up the Soul Train line!

-The Girls of Jersey Shore TwitPic’d some flicks from their shoot with Harper’s Bazaar…..

-Singer Keyshia Cole gave birth to a baby boy on Tuesday…..

-A funeral for Marie Osmond’s late son Michael is planned for Monday…..

–“Miracle on the Hudson” pilot Chelsey Sullenberger is leaving the cockpit…..

-Speaking of planes: Air traffic controllers let children land aircrafts at JFK Airport?!

-Rapper J-Kwon — best remembered for his 2004 banger “Tipsy” — has gone missing. I remember rocking out to that song at Webster Hall back in college. Good times. Best wishes to J-Kwon…

-Maria Alaimo wanted a breast augmentation, not a breast duplication. But the Staten Island mother ended up with an extra set of knockers after a 2003 visit to Dr. Keith Berman…..

-Former Spice Girl Melanie Brown is facing legal action from a real estate agent who says he suffered serious injuries after one of her bodyguards attacked….

-The 14th season of South Park premieres on Comedy Central March 17 @ 10 PM. Why do I have a feeling there’s an episode dedicated to John Mayer in our future?

-Bengals big mouth Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson thinks he has a “very good” chance of winning the 10th season of Dancing With The Stars…..

-Season Three of LOGO’s The Big Gay Sketch Show premieres Tuesday, April 13th @ 10/9c PM…..

-Robert Pattinson on The Daily Show…..

-Mickey Rourke’s going to play another bad guy….

-Robert Downey Jr. will debut the Iron Man 2 trailer during Sunday’s Kimmel Live Oscar Special….

-This should be interesting: On this week’s America’s Best Dance Crew, crews will perform routines inspired by the music and fashion of Lady Gaga. ABDC airs Thursday @ 10 PM on MTV…..

Jamie Lynn Spears is bracing for a custody battle royale with former sweetheart Casey Aldridge. Spears called it quits with Aldridge — the father of her 20-month-old daughter Maddie Briann — earlier this year. She’s now dating Louisiana businessman James Watson, who is 10 years her senior. But the teen mom is worried about a future custody war with Aldridge as the 20-year-old Liberty, Mississippi pipe-fitter’s family encourages him to seek custody of little Maddie in a bid to get his hands on a piece of the Spears Family Fortune.

A source tells Star: “His mom was overheard saying that if Casey wants financial stability, then he should fight for custody so Jamie Lynn would have to pay him child support. His family told him he could be another Kevin Federline and rake in the cash by being a stay-at-home dad!”

Tabloid tattles claim Jamie Lynn is prepared to fight her ex at any cost if he demands primary custody of their daughter. In fact, the 18-year-old may even be willing to pay Casey off to keep him out of their lives. While Casey “isn’t big on the idea of a nasty court case,” the lure of Jamie Lynn’s millions may prove to great for the strapping Southerner to resist, says one tipster.

“…Casey is paying attention to his family’s advice, but he also feels that maybe be should just let Jamie Lynn and Maddie be. Money is a driving factor, and he’s weak when it comes to his mom and what she tells him to He’s really torn.”

An explosive new tell-all book about Hollywood Golden Couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie accuses the superstar actress of having an affair with rock legend Mick Jagger while he was married to his now ex-wife, model Jerry Hall, Life & Style said Wednesday.

According to the expose, researched and written over the course of six years by biographer Jenny Paul, claims Angelina began dating Jagger after appearing 1997 The Rolling Stones video, “Anybody Seen My Baby?”, and later hooked up for a second affair with the English crooner in 2003.

President Barack Obama will help one of TV’s longest-running series mark an important milestone. Obama will be interviewed by crime crusader John Walsh on the 1,000 episode of America’s Most Wanted, airing 9 PM EST Saturday on FOX, the network said Wednesday.

The Commander-in-Chief will discuss the show’s impact in its 22 years as well as his administration’s anti-crime initiatives on street and white collar crime.

Two-time Olympic gold medalist Shaun White wowed millions with his McTwist 1260 at the 2010 Winter Olympics, but most fans wouldn’t take the down-to-earth snowboarder for a music buff. White struck a Jimi Hendrix-inspired pose chatted about some of his favorite rock classic in the March 18 issue of Rolling Stone Magazine.

While many of Shaun’s Vancouver Olympics teammates were reggae fans, the snowboarder told the mag he’s a fan of rock classics, like Led Zeppelin, T. Rex, Rory Erickson, and The Kinks. Not on his playlist? Miley Cyrus’ “Party in the U.S.A.,” which one teammate would torture him with in the van at the Vancouver games.

“He’d play stuff he knew I hated, like… ‘Party in the U.S.A…..Which is just painful. It’s bumming me out even thinking about it.”

JLo takes on Barney on Monday’s episode How I Met Your Mother. The “Louboutins” singer guest stars as self-help guru Anita Appleby who sets out to tame Neil Patrick Harris’ womanizing Barney with a dose of manipulation and a hilarious game of “Hard To Get.” Jennifer Lopez guest stars on How I Met Your Mother this Monday, March 8. Here’s a preview……

Desperate Housewives’ Dana Delany has prompted speculation that she may be departing the Emmy-winning dramedy after entering negotiations for a starring role in a new drama coming to ABC, The Hollywood Reporter has learned.

Delany — who plays Katherine Mayfair on DH — is a strong contender for the lead role on Body of Evidence — an upcoming pilot about a sharp medical examiner. If the show is picked up by The Peacock, it would mark the end of Dana’s days on Wisteria Lane.

Neil Patrick Harris — who stars on the popular CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother and even hosted the Tonys — will star in Sony’s buzzworthy big screen adaptation of The Smurfs, Deadline Hollywood dished on Wednesday. The Smurfsaired as part of NBC’s Saturday Morning lineup for nine years before it was cancelled in 1990. The film version of the ’80s animated classic will come to life through a mix of live-action and cutting edge CGI-animation. NPH has landed the lead live-action role.

We can’t wait! Filming begins in April.

Three of Hollywood’s most stunning lovelies — Amanda Seyfried, Leighton Meester, and Zoe Saldana — are perched atop Glamour Magazine’s third annual countdown of the “50 Most Glamorous Women of the Year.”

Each of the actresses get their own cover for the mag’s April issue, where they dish the deets on style, glamour, and their outlooks on life.

Glamour readers cast approximately 120,000 votes to create the list, that also includes Lady Gaga, Megan Fox, Rihanna, Kristen Stewart, Emma Watson, Taylor Swift, Blake Lively, Freida Pinto, and Katy Perry. Glamour’s April issue hits newsstands nationwide March 9.

Amanda On Materialism: “Maybe people [in Hollywood] wear really nice clothes, and they drive really nice cars—but that doesn’t make me comfortable. And if I’m not comfortable, it won’t be part of my life….”

Leighton On Marriage: Leighton is currently dating actor Sebastian Stan, who she met on the set of the hit teen drama Gossip Girl. in 2007. But don’t expect to hear wedding bells anytime in the near future; Leighton doesn’t feel the need to go through with a wedding: “….If it was important to somebody I loved, maybe I’d think about it, but I don’t think that I’m the type. It’s not for me. I believe in love, children and being a good person. I wouldn’t mind living together (but) eventually I’ll have to get a separate house for my shoes!”

Zoe On Where She Sees Herself 10 Years From Now: “I want to be the best daughter, sister, friend and wife I can possibly be—because when I die, I am not going to be buried with my Oscar. I want to love life.”

Sorry, Jon Gosselin, your peen doesn’t have six-figure selling power. The cash-strapped former star of TLC’s Jon & Kate Plus 8 has been offered a measly $20,000 to strip down in an upcoming issue of Playgirl.

“We discussed it, and we’d offer him only $20,000,” Playgirl rep Daniel Nardicio told Life & Style this week.

That’s less than impressive, especially when we consider that the soft porn mag reportedly offered F-Listed celebrity baby daddies Levi Johnston and Scott Disick $100,000 to pose in nude pictorials. Although Playgirl reps declined to explain how they settled on the figure, rumors about Gosselin’s petite manhood are likely to blame for the lowball (No pun intended) offer. Last month, his former mistress Hailey Glassman publicly cracked jokes about the Octodad’s sexual prowess (or lack thereof) and quipped that he has the penis of a pre-pubescent boy.

It’s Dave Navarro….Pierced nips and all. The Jane’s Addiction rocker is the latest tatted celeb showing off his body art — and everything else — by baring it all in an ad for PETA’s anti-fur campaign.

“[S]everal years ago, I saw video footage of animals being skinned alive and screaming, and it, it honestly is the most horrific, inhumane thing I’ve ever seen,” Dave says of his decision to strip down for the controversial animal rights crusaders’ “Ink, Not Mink” collection. “[S]ome of the simple things you can do to help save animals is not buy fur, stay away from products that have been animal tested. It’s really very, very simple to just support something or buy something that doesn’t brutalize animals like this,” he adds.

One of the final films from late director John Hughes is reportedly set for posthumous release.

Paramount Pictures have purchased the rights to the Sixteen Candles director’s unfilmed script Grisby’s Go Broke, about a dysfunctional Chicago, Illinois family who lose all their money when the economy slumps, Slashfilm.com said Wednesday. The studio is eager to begin filming, and are looking for a writer/director to update the screenplay, sources say.

Hughes — who suffered a fatal heart attack last summer — retired in 1994, but is said to have left behind boxes of notebooks and computer files containing film ideas and screenplays.

In the words of Lisa Lisa: “Apology Not Accepted!”

In a buzzed-about interview that aired on The Oprah Winfrey Show on Wednesday, Jessica Simpson told The Queen of Talk that she does not accept ex-boyfriend John Mayer’s apology for comparing her catbag to crack rocks in his now infamous tell-all with Playboy Magazine.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Kim Zolciak is not trading in Big Poppa for Big Momma. The roving cameras of X17 caught up with the wig-wearing mistress on her way to an appointment with celebrity hairstylist Kim Vo on Tuesday, at which point Zolciak assured them that she is not dating Sam Ronson deadringer, DJ Tracy Young — or anyone else with a vagina.

The reality starlet prompted rumors about her sexuality after she stepped out with Young at a party last weekend. The pair met when the mixmaster created a remix for Kim’s flopped single “Tardy For The Party,” but Zolciak insists the relationship is purely platonic.

“Tracy’s a great friend of mine… I take pictures with a lot of girls,” she said in video posted on X17 Tuesday. When asked if she was still with the married Atlanta businessman who finances her lavish lifestyle, Kim replied that she is: “….He’s doing great, it’s been on and off, and now it’s in a great place.”

On Tuesday, FOX reps announced that the Top 10 male American Idol semifinalists would perform on Tuesday’s show instead of the women after dreadlocked singer Crystal Bowersox was hospitalized for complications from diabetes early yesterday. On this morning’s “On Air with Ryan Seacrest,” Idol host Ryan Seacrest spoke with series Executive Producer Ken Warwick in an effort to shed some light on Crystal’s health woes. Despite receiving an extra 24 hours to recover, the season frontrunner may not be well enough to sing in tonight’s live performance show.

All the former Saturday Night Live presidents come together to save the economy and urge Wall Street reform in one new Funny or Die video! A non-profit group called Americans for Financial Reform is sponsoring the new sketch, which features current and former SNL stars from the past four decades playing President Obama and predecessors Bush, Clinton, Bush, Reagan, Carter, and Ford.

The Universe really doesn’t want Lil Wayne to spend the next year on Rikers Island. The rap star – scheduled to start a one-year prison term on his Manhattan gun possession plea Wednesday — now doesn’t have to turn himself in until Monday, court officials said this afternoon.

Last month, Wayne was granted an additional two weeks of freedom pending extensive dental surgery. After turning himself in on Tuesday, the “Lollipop” hitmaker was once again set free when a fire shutdown the Manhattan Criminal Courthouse.

Yucky with a side gross! On the latest installment of The TODAY Show’s Secrets of Filth series Wednesday, they morning show went undercover and discovered that some of your favorite retailers — including Gap, Victoria’s Secret, Nordstroms, Bloomingdales, and Macy’s — customarily sell used lingerie. Beware ladies, you have no idea where those boyshorts have been. Wash before you wear!

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Notorious diva Shannen Doherty is better known for terrorizing co-stars than she is for extending warm gestures to others, but the former baddie of Beverly Hills, 90210 decided to join the new lineup of ABC’s Dancing With The Stars to honor her father, who is recovering from a stroke.

The ex-Charmed star will put on her dancing shoes to participate in the upcoming 10th season of DWTS after turning down several offers to compete in previous years. Shannen says her severe stage fright kept her from signing up in the past, but she decided to accept the challenge this year after watching her dad Tom’s battle his way back from a devastating stroke on Christmas Day.

Shannen tells PEOPLE: “He lost his speech, he wasn’t mobile. He was really struggling, and still is. When I mentioned this to him, he got really excited, and he wanted me to do it. I thought, if my dad can fight through having a stroke and the loss of being able to communicate, I think I can do this for him. So I figured I’m going to get over my fear for him… I have a huge fear of live audiences. I break out in hives, full blown panic attacks, and everything else.”

While she doesn’t pride herself the most graceful dancer, the tough-talkin’ Shannen vows to do her best on the program.

“I don’t work out. I need to get my endurance up. I’m going to get in great shape, and everyone who I know who’s been on the show has had a great time. It’s with hesitation and fear, but it’s going to be good to conquer a fear.”

Shannen will face off against 10 other competitors — including The Bachelor’s Jake Pavelka, Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson, and Pussycat Dolls singer Nicole Scherzinger — when the 10th season of Dancing With The Stars begins March 22.

An Iraq War veteran is suing producers of Kathryn Bigelow’s Oscar-nominated film The Hurt Locker, claiming the war drama’s lead character is based on him and accusing filmmakers of cheating him out of “financial participation in the film.”

According to Reuters.com, Master Sgt. Jeffry Sarver., a bomb disposal expert, says the main character, Will James, is based on him and that James’ call signal, “Blaster One,” was his during his tours of duty. Sarver also says he coined the phrase The Hurt Locker. Sarver plans to file a multimillion-dollar lawsuit against Summit Entertainment, who produced the film, in Detroit federal court on Wednesday.

Summit Entertainment’s issued a statement saying it hopes “for a quick resolution to the claims made by Master Sgt. Sarver.”

The company says: “The film is a story about heroes depicting a fictional account of what brave men and women do on the battlefield. We have no doubt that Master Sgt. Sarver served his country with honour and commitment risking his life for a greater good, but we distributed the film based on a fictional screenplay written by Mark Boal.”

The suit is just the latest bit of trouble for the critcially-acclaimmed motion picture. On Tuesday, producer of the war story was banned from attending the Academy Awards because of emails he sent urging academy members to vote for the movie.

The Hurt Locker is nominated for nine Academy Awards, including Best Picture and Best Original Screenplay, at Sunday’s 82nd annual Oscars.